Friday the 13th
[SOBBING]
[YELLING]
No!
[SCREAMING]
PAMELA:
Come here. Come here now.
WOMAN:
No.
PAMELA:
You're the Iast one.
I've killed all the others.
It'II be easier for you
than it was for Jason.
WOMAN:
Why are you doing this?
PAMELA:
You need to be punishedfor what you did to him.
WOMAN:
I didn't do anything.PAMELA:
You let him drown.Jason was my son.
WOMAN:
I didn't do anything.
No. No.
No. Please.
You shouId have been watching him.
Every minute.
Jason.
My special, special boy.
They must be punished, Jason,
for what they did to you.
For what they did to me.
Kill for Mother.
WADE:
I'm serious.
You gotta watch out for mountain Iions.
They're aII over.
RICHIE:
Mountain Iions?WADE:
We'II be fine. They're afraid of fire.RICHIE:
Dude, shut the f*** up.I'm caIIing buIIshit.
MIKE:
Richie's gonna caII buIIshit.
RICHIE:
BuIIshit!WADE:
Richie's caIIing buIIshit.-I'm not buIIshitting.
RICHIE:
BuIIshit.You'II see when a mountain Iion
comes out--
MIKE:
Dude, there's one right there!-Nice try.
[LAUGHING]
I am more afraid to be eaten
by mosquitoes.
Hey, you wanna sIap that ass
one more time for Daddy?
-Did Daddy Iike that?
-Yeah, Daddy does Iike it. A Iot.
Whitney? Where are you right now?
-I'm here.
-Are you?
I'm here. Right in the middIe of nowhere.
RICHIE:
Hey, are you reading that right?WADE:
I'm reading it right.MIKE:
Come on, Pizarro, Iet's go.-Where are we going?
MIKE:
These are heavy and it's hot.RICHIE:
Where are we?Dude, we are way the f*** off.
-No, we're not, act--
-Yes.
No, we're not. Not everything
shows up on GPS, Richie.
A sign said there was a mine here.
Did that come up?
No. We're cIose, I think.
You think? Dude, you don't know
how to use this thing.
It's aImost dark.
Do you know where it is?
Look, I didn't pIant this sh*t,
Richie, okay?
I got this tip from a secondhand source.
We shouId be cIose.
Look, we're gonna stop here.
Tomorrow morning, you and me, we get up
at dawn. We go, we find the crop.
We cut down as much as we can.
We ditch it in the truck.
-Back here before breakfast, okay?
-Hey.
-Guys. Guys.
-Nobody knows a thing.
There's a perfect spot here.
It's aIready been cIeared.
Perfect. We'II camp here.
Hey. Do you know how much money
we're gonna make seIIing this weed?
-A Iot of f***ing money.
-Yeah, okay? So Iisten to me. ReIax.
-I am. You wanna know why?
-Why?
-You know what rich peopIe do?
-What?
They reIax. You need to f***ing reIax.
RICHIE:
I need to reIax?WADE:
You need to reIax.Hey, guys. Guys.
I just found some broken-down cabins
over there. It's gotta be the oId camp.
Is this aII we brought to drink?
No Heineken?
F*** that Euro sh*t.
This is Pabst BIue American Ribbon,
my friend.
You do reaIize this camp
was cIosed down, Iike, 20 years ago?
Some woman, she went f***ing nuts.
KiIIed aII these counseIors.
BIamed them for her son's drowning.
He was Iike...
...deformed or retarded or something.
ReaIIy?
Mom got hers.
ApparentIy there was one survivor.
This girI...
...she cut that Iady's head off
with a machete.
It gets weirder.
I'm sure it does.
Her son, Jason...
...he came back.
He was actuaIIy there.
He watched his mom being beheaded.
A friend of mine,
he went to camp around here--
RICHIE:
Oh, jeez.-He went to camp around here.
He said the cops came.
They were Iooking for that Jason guy.
AII right, you know what?
-Don't beIieve me.
RICHIE:
Nobody does.WADE:
But I'm pretty sure,the way the story goes...
...the pIace was caIIed
Camp CrystaI Lake.
Do you know how many Iakes
are probabIy caIIed CrystaI Lake?
It's Iike CrystaI Geyser, CrystaI Water.
Go to a supermarket.
is ''CrystaI'' something.
-Aquafina.
-The--
-Okay, fine.
-Okay.
The story couId have happened anywhere.
It's how they get kids to sh*t themseIves.
-How's that beer, beer-snob?
-Better than my own piss.
You can drink that, by the way.
Yours, hers, mine. I swear, piss is steriIe.
-You wiII never drink my piss.
-That's what you think.
What about me?
-Can I taIk to you for a minute?
-Mm-hm.
I got marshmaIIow on my knee.
-Where you guys going?
-Go make out.
Oh, yeah?
-Hey, Mikey?
-Sweet.
Wear a condom.
An extra smaII one.
I get it, dude.
You do what you gotta do to survive.
If we were aII out here starving to death
and you were dead...
...I'd eat your Ieg.
-That's reaIIy sweet. Yeah.
-Thank you.
Why wouId you eat my Ieg, man?
I can teach you how to fish. Just go fishing.
I don't eat fish.
That's not what you toId me.
[LAUGHING]
WHITNEY:
Listen...
...I don't think I'm gonna stay
the whoIe time.
Did Wade's story scare you?
[CHUCKLES]
PIease.
I just....
I don't feeI right being here...
...so far away from my mom.
Your mom was the one that toId me
to get you out of town for a few days.
-ReaIIy?
-Yeah.
And she's in good hands.
She's got her nurse right there.
Come on.
Have sex with your boyfriend
in a cramped IittIe tent.
We can get hammered,
bIow some chunks in the woods.
Then we can go back Monday
and deaI with whatever.
Hey.
I'm a f***ing idiot.
Richie?
-The ephemeris data just didn't sync up.
-Oh, dude, that sucks.
WADE:
F***ing right.
-Do you know what this means?
-[MOUTHS] I wanna--
What?
We're, Iike--
We're, Iike, a haIf miIe away.
-Less.
-Shut up.
WADE:
You know what makes me happy,Richie? GIobaI positioning systems.
GPS to the Iayperson.
NASA technoIogy...
...in the paIm of your hand.
Know what this IittIe f***er does?
This guy sends a signaI
up into outer space.
[RICHIE MOUTHING]
SignaI.
SateIIite gets it, turns it around.
It's Iike, ''Oh, thank you, GPS.
I'm gonna send a signaI to you.''
Back to the paIm of your hand.
TechnoIogy, man.
It's f***ing remarkabIe.
It is un-f***ing-beIievabIe.
Wade, you gotta bounce, dude.
TeII your dumb sh*t to somebody eIse.
Why, because I'm f***ing
teaching you something?
RICHIE:
That's probabIy it.
Say, Richie, oId buddy,
I'm gonna bounce.
RICHIE:
You do that, brother. Okay.-I'm spent.
May the Force be with your Schwartz.
RICHIE:
You're in so much troubIe.
[LAUGHING AND SCREAMING]
[NIGHT RANGER'S ''SISTER CHRISTIAN''
PLAYING O VER HEADPHONES]
[SINGING ''SISTER CHRISTIAN'']
[UNZIPS FLY]
Oh.
[URINATING]
[ZIPS FLY]
F***, yes.
[MO ANS]
I Iove you.
And you. And you.
I even Iove you.
Oh, my God. Look at this sh*t.
What the f***? What the f***?!
What's this? No, no! No! No!
[METAL SLICING]
MIKE:
That must be the campthat Wade was taIking about.
-Let's check it out.
-No, I wanna go this way.
Come on.
Come on.
Wow, Iook at that.
Mike, where are you going?
MIKE:
Let's go inside.-No.
-Where's your sense of adventure?
-Oh, come on.
MIKE:
Come on. What are you scared of?
WHITNEY:
No.
I am wiIIing to bet
there's some pretty cooI sh*t in here.
Mike, don't go in there.
What if some homeIess person Iives here?
MIKE:
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