Friday the 13th Page #2

No homeIess person Iives here.

[MIKE SHUDDERS]

You hungry?

Wow.

Look at how oId this sh*t is.

It's Iike it was dragged here

from another century.

Check this out.

Hey. It Iooks Iike you.

-No, it doesn't.

-Yeah, it does.

It's cooI, you shouId keep it.

It's a IittIe kid's room.

Wasn't Jason the name

from Wade's story?

-I wanna go.

-What?

-Like, right now.

-Oh, come on.

PIease?

RICHIE:
You Iike that?

-Yeah. Wait for me. Wait for me.

-No, I think I'm gonna--

-Oh, no. Don't do that again.

[TWIGS CRACKING]

RICHIE:
We'II do it at the same time.

-Hang on.

-I'm aImost there.

-Sh*t. I heard something.

Stop it. Wait, I'm serious.

-What?

-I think Wade's watching us.

What?

WeII, f*** it, Iet the perv watch.

Right?

Sh*t.

Wade.

Dude, if you're out there whacking off,

man, that is not cooI.

Come on, dude.

I think we're good.

[PANTING AND GRUNTING]

AMANDA:
Don't come yet.

RICHIE:
No, no.

-TeII me when you want to.

AMANDA:
Wait.

RICHIE:

Oh, God. Oh, God. Okay.

[MO ANING]

[TWIGS CRACKING]

Sh*t. F***. Sh*t.

Okay.

Wade!

I'm gonna kiII you.

Okay?

-Okay?

-Okay.

No, go get him.

TeII him to Ieave us aIone.

I'm not gonna go out there with a boner.

WeII, you're not getting any untiI you do.

-Go.

-Do not move, okay?

Richie?

[CRACKS]

Richie, stop f***ing around.

[RUSTLES]

Wade.

Dude, you jump out from a tree, I'm gonna

punch you in your face, I sh*t you not.

Come on, man.

I gotta get back to the f***ing tent.

HoIy sh*t.

You f***ing jerk, you found the weed.

[CHUCKLES]

Wade. Wade!

[SCREAMING]

Wade. Wade.

[AMANDA SCREAMING]

Amanda!

[SCREAMING]

Amanda! Goddamn!

AMANDA:

Richie!

F***!

Richie!

Oh, God!

MIKE:

CooI.

Whitney, you've gotta see this.

Mike. Come on.

No, I'm serious. You've gotta see this.

Somebody's been here.

What is that?

There's something in there.

-Looks Iike some kind of a doII.

-Are you crazy?

MIKE:
Oh, my God! Ah!

-Ah!

[DOOR SLAMS]

There's something out there.

-Stay here.

-No.

Ah! Oh, my God!

[WHITNEY SCREAMING]

MIKE:

Get away, get back!

Get off the fIoor!

-Get up!

-Mike!

HoIy f***!

-Ah!

WHITNEY:
Mike!

-Mike. Mike, Mike, Mike.

-Get out!

-Mike. Mike, get up. Come on.

-Go!

HeIp me!

-Mike! Mike!

-Run.

Run! Run, Whitney!

Oh, my God.

Oh, God.

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Whitney! Whitney, heIp.

Whitney, pIease. HeIp!

Whitney! Whitney.

Whitney!

[RICHIE SCREAMING]

Oh, my God. Oh, my God.

Sh*t.

Come on. Sh*t.

Come on.

[WHITNEY SCREAMING]

Oh, my God.

Babies have more space in the uterus.

Hey, Lawrence, how about a IittIe heIp?

Dude, you're gonna ask the one bIack guy

to pump the gas for you? Sh*t.

Okay. NoIan.

How about I pay, you pump?

Sure, man.

Hey, I give a wicked bIow job too.

Okay, weII, um, we'II try that out Iater.

[HORN BEEPS]

Whoa. Hey, bro, that's-- I have

a heart murmur. What are you doing?

CLAY:
Thank you.

MAN:
Where'd you get a knapsack Iike that?

It was a present, actuaIIy.

But I'm Iooking for my sister.

She's gone missing,

about a month and a haIf ago.

My parent's cabin is stocked.

You think you're actuaIIy gonna get Iaid?

Your parents do not have

Combos or Funyuns.

They definiteIy don't have Fritos.

And this is...

...not for sex.

-What are you gonna use them for?

-It's an experiment.

Okay. So just get behind me.

I'm not gonna pay for that sh*t.

WouId you mind if I maybe just

put a fIyer in the window or something?

Oh, I heard about that. That's sad.

If it was up to me, you couId waIIpaper

the whoIe pIace with them...

...but the owner makes the ruIes.

And he's a reaI:

[FARTS]

Um....

WeII, is he here? Maybe I couId taIk to him.

Maybe if he understands the situation--

TRENT:

Are you gonna buy something?

I mean, you've been up here

for quite a whiIe yapping, so....

Sure. Yeah.

Thanks. So we have two waters

and some gas.

Two waters and some gas.

Guess I'm an asshoIe.

You okay, bro? Is everything good?

CLAY:

Yeah, everything's fine. Thanks.

But I'm not your bro.

So you don't wanna be friends?

You don't wanna hang out?

JENNA:
Let it go, Trent.

-It's not me. This guy's being a dick.

Yeah, it's me.

ObviousIy, I'm the one being a dick.

Sir, thank you very much anyways.

MAN:
Yep.

-I'm sorry.

Thank you.

[BUMBLEBEEZ'S ''FREAK YA LONELINESS''

PLAYING ON STEREO]

Seat beIts.

[SIREN WAILS]

WeIcome back, CIay.

You mean that, Officer Bracke?

Son, I know you think

we're not on your side...

...that we're just a bunch of

dumb country hicks out here.

I put two 1 0-year veterans on that case.

We did three dozen interviews and ran

a county-wide search for your sister.

You know how many thousands of peopIe

disappear every year...

...even in this state aIone?

But there's no evidence

that anything happened to Whitney...

...or any of those other kids at CrystaI Lake.

There's no car, no witnesses.

Nothing.

One of those kids

was her boyfriend, right?

Right.

WeII...

...they probabIy just took off together.

Our mother just died of cancer.

Did I teII you that?

-No, sir.

-WeII, she did.

She was sick for a Iong time...

...and Whitney took care of her

every singIe day.

And then my sister didn't show up

for the funeraI.

See, you just don't know my sister.

That's not possibIe.

WeII...

...she's not here, son.

Might wanna try Iooking somepIace eIse.

That's what the other famiIies are doing.

CHEWIE:
Can you say that with a--?

-Wow.

CHEWIE:

Can you say that with a IittIe more hatred?

LAWRENCE:
Nice.

-Sh*t.

CHEWIE:

Sir LanceIot, thank you.

NOLAN:
Oh, man down.

-Take it easy, guys.

Is anyone getting a signaI out here?

Are you f***ing with me?

I got business I gotta do this weekend.

What business?

Music. I'm trying to start a IabeI.

Oh, yeah? Like what kind? Like rap?

Why you gotta go raciaI?

Look, don't put me in a box, aII right?

What, because I'm bIack

I can't Iisten to Green Day?

You're right, that was dumb.

So, what kind of music?

Rap.

TRENT:

Here it is.

CHEWIE:
Oh, my God.

-Yep.

AII right, we have two bedrooms upstairs.

We've got one down.

Someone can take the couch.

It's comfy as heII.

CHELSEA:
Wow.

TRENT:
Nice, huh?

LAWRENCE:
Damn.

CHEWIE:
That is a fierce p*ssy.

It's a bobcat. It's my dad's first kiII.

I didn't think this Iong-ass car ride

was gonna be worth it...

...but it's kind of worth it.

LAWRENCE:

This is bigger than the dorm.

What can I say?

Hey, take your feet off the tabIe, pIease.

So make yourseIves at home.

[SPEAKS IN SPANISH]

-What do you wanna do first?

TRENT:
What do you wanna do?

Oh, weII....

I brought Sweet LuciIIe.

I think you aII need to meet her.

LuciIIe? Baby, is that you?

-Lawrence, you've been cheating.

-No.

-I saw you with a bowI the other night.

-No, you--

CHEWIE:

A bowI.

CLAY:

HeIIo?

HeIIo?

HeIIo?

HeIIo?

[DOG BARKING]

Christ.

-I just wanted to ask you a question.

-Hush.

I wanted to ask you

if maybe you've seen somebody.

My sister.

She came camping up around here

with some friends...

...and she's gone missing.

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