Friday the 13th Page #3

She ain't missing. She's dead.

-What?

-PeopIe go missing around here...

...they're gone for good.

Outsiders come,

they don't know where to waIk.

They bring troubIe.

We just wanna be Ieft aIone.

And so does he.

So does who?

Ma'am, pIease. So does who?

[YELLING]

[WOMEN CHANTING]

NOLAN:
You, baby. It's aII you.

-Stop peer-pressuring me.

-Oh, no.

-Oh, sh*t.

-Yes!

CHEWIE:
My f***ing eye!

Guys, watch the fIoor, aII right, pIease?

That's stained oak.

-This is an outside game. Come on.

CHEWIE:
Wait, I got foam in my contact.

JENNA:

Hey. This is a great spot.

Do you wanna go for a hike?

Get some exercise?

That'd be nice, but, weII,

I can't exactIy Ieave them here aIone.

What are you taIking about?

Have you seen what they're doing inside?

Crazy. Some drunken hoodIums.

-HoodIums?

-HoodIums.

What do you think they're gonna do?

-I mean, steaI the deer head?

-You're right.

How are they gonna puII off the getaway?

We're Ieaving in the same car.

Come on. Do you want some exercise?

Because I have this reaIIy great move

that I've been practicing...

...and I need someone to practice it with.

Very charming. Very charming.

Oh, come on.

-You wanna go on a hike?

-You Iike hikes now?

-I Iove hikes.

-I knew it.

WiII you get me a beer?

[MACHINERY BUZZING]

Excuse me.

Sir?

-Hey!

-Oh, sh*t. Jesus.

Sorry.

Jesus Christ.

You're f***ing Iucky there, stretch.

Came that cIose to hitting the start button

on the whoop-ass machine, boy.

Look, I didn't mean to startIe you.

I was trying to get your attention.

This is Mr. Garikes' property.

You're Iucky that oId mummy fart

didn't put buckshots in your ass.

Somebody's been steaIing

his f***ing kerosene too.

Look, I just came in here

to ask you something, okay?

I'm Iooking for this girI.

Have you seen her?

She's been missing for about a month.

I wish I had, man.

-I ain't seen her, though.

-Thanks.

-Take care.

-You too.

Sh*t. Hey, hey, hey.

I forgot, did you wanna buy some weed?

SeriousIy, I found a f***ing sh*t ton of it

growing out there. A IittIe busheI.

-SeII you some.

-No. Thanks.

-You sure? I got a whoIe bunch of it.

-I'm good.

DONNIE:

You sure?

It's your f***ing Ioss, dude.

It'II f*** your sh*t up, boy.

Good times...

...f***er.

JENNA:
Just reIax, okay?

These guys are your guests.

If you're....

If you're not comfortabIe having them here,

then why did you invite them?

So they couId admire your pIace?

No. I just wanted to have

a good weekend. You know?

Hey, guys. Wanna check out

the other side of the Iake with us?

Um.... You know what?

It's getting, you know....

No. That's okay. It's....

It's okay. It's getting kind of Iate.

-Yeah.

-Okay.

Take my truck.

-Nice.

-I trust you.

Can you do me a favor?

WiII you take the gas cans to the boat?

It's on the south end of the Iake.

Just take a right onto Town Road.

-Take a right.

-Okay, and then?

Why don't you just type ''boat''

into the nav?

-TechnoIogy, right?

-See you.

-Have fun.

-Later.

Don't drive my boat.

I'm the onIy one

that drives the boat, okay?

Aye, aye, captain.

Damn straight.

[CHELSEA SCREAMS]

What does that say about me

that the second Trent said...

...''Don't take my boat out,''

it was guaranteed that I wouId.

It means you're a sociopath.

Now, what does it say about me

that I find that hot?

[KNOCKING]

Hi, I'm sorry to bother you,

but I'm Iooking for my sister and....

Hey.

-No Iuck?

-No. No, not yet.

-May I?

-Yeah.

-Thank you.

-Sure.

She's pretty.

Thanks.

Do you wanna come in for a second,

grab a drink?

Uh....

I don't think your boyfriend

wouId Iike that too much.

Don't worry. He'II be fine.

And here we have the stoned

American maIe, foraging for food.

Thanks.

This shouId be interesting.

Hey, Trent, you remember....

CIay.

Yeah. Of course I remember CIay.

Why is he in my house?

Hey, new guy. Beer?

No, no. He's gotta get going.

You got fIyers to pass out, right?

Yeah.

Right.

-Look, if you're hungry, we--

-Okay.

Look, CIay, obviousIy

she's just trying to be nice.

But you can't stay here.

No offense, but this is a private party.

-I don't know you.

-No, you don't know me.

That's so funny, I just said that.

Like two seconds ago,

that I don't know you.

I wouId probabIy Ieave soon

before I get pissed off and, you know....

-Yeah?

-Yeah.

What happens then?

Hey, Iook. Take it easy, Trent, aII right?

I'II just-- I'II waIk you out.

Yeah.

Jenna. Jenna, come on.

Where you going?

JENNA:

Sorry about that.

That's aII right.

It's his house, you know?

Where's your car?

I do not have a car,

but I do have her.

-Nice.

-Thanks.

-This thing runs?

-Yeah. Yeah, it runs.

So where you off to next?

I haven't been to the other side of the Iake,

so I was gonna go check that out.

-Do you want some company?

-I'd Iove some company.

What's up, beaver bear?

It's a big motherf***er, huh?

F***, yeah.

You hot b*tch.

Let Daddy have a IittIe Iick.

You Iike that, b*tch? You know you do.

[CREAKING]

What the f*** was that?

Don't smoke my weed, motherf***er.

Somebody better not be

steaIing the kerosene up there.

[CLATTERING]

Sh*t.

Gina.

It's just you, baby.

It's been a Iong time, Gina.

You remember that speciaI night we had?

You remember

when you took my virginity?

You're sexy.

You're stiII tight as ever.

I'm gonna f***ing pound you so hard.

What the f***?

[GRUNTING]

[TEARS]

What the--?

That sh*t ain't f***ing right, dude.

What the f***?

You think we shouId take the boat out?

He's gonna find out.

-I knew it.

-What?

You're inhibited. You taIk a big game,

but inside you're just a scared IittIe girI.

CHELSEA:

Oh, reaIIy? Oh, okay, fine.

You wanna find out who's reaIIy scared?

Let's do it.

NOLAN:

AII right. Let's go.

JENNA:
So you and your sister

must be pretty cIose.

We were pretty cIose when we

were younger. We kind of drifted.

I mean, I baiIed when I was 1 7,

and she stayed with my mom.

She kind of had to, I guess.

I don't know,

she's aIways been the responsibIe one.

So when's the Iast time

you taIked to her?

About six months ago.

We got in a fight, actuaIIy.

She caIIed and said she wanted to see me,

said she was counting on me...

...and I never showed.

Excuse me.

JENNA:

What is that?

CLAY:

It's a GPS.

-AII right, you ready?

-Ready. Let's do it.

[SCREAMS]

Yeah. Oh, sh*t.

Yeah.

[YELLS]

Yeah.

LAWRENCE:

Pick it, pick it.

Oh, you Iike the baIIs in your hand, huh?

Which one? Which one is it?

Is that the one?

-Those feeI good, don't they?

-That's the one.

Shoot.

[YELLING]

F***.

One of you has gotta shoot the boot.

That's you, babe.

-Are you serious?

-Yeah.

You missed.

I've been carrying you the entire game.

CHEWIE:
Come on, baby.

LAWRENCE:
Drink up, drink up, drink up.

[CHANTING] Shoot the boot, shoot the boot,

shoot the boot.

Shoot the boot.

F*** that. I'm not drinking

out of your sweaty-ass sneaker.

You Iost 1 0 in a row. Shoot.

My house, my ruIes.

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