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Friends with Money Page #7
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- 2006
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Oh, we've never been here actually.
-Who picked it?
-I did.
I really like it, I really like it.
-So do I. There's such--
-What do you do?
-Oh, we run the company together.
-Yeah, yeah.
Aaron's the artist,
and I'm pretty much the bookkeeper.
-No.
-I always give socks as presents.
-Really?
-I have for years.
So did we, but you can only give
your wares away for so long...
...and then you actually
have to buy something.
Didn't I ask for coffee an hour ago?
Excuse me.
Could I have some more co--?
Fell off the face of the f***ing earth.
What do you have to do--? They have
one job and they can't do that right.
-Jane. Please.
-What? What?
Will you not have one of your fits.
I mean, we're having
He's gay.
He's not gay.
-Oh, okay.
-You just met his wife.
Who has a serious bug up her ass...
-...and has a reason.
-She does.
What does she have
to complain about?
Do you know how much her clothes
cost? They're hideously overpriced.
-Sweetheart, you buy them.
-Oh, they're gorgeous.
Who cares if you don't get
another coffee?
like crazy people...
...in front of our new friends?
Just tell me.
What horrible injustice was done
to you that you have to act this way?
What is it that you don't have...
...that you have to walk straight
into a plate-glass window?
Or that you can't get up the incentive
to wash your f***ing hair.
-I wash my hair.
-Yeah, when?
Have you seen it recently?
Just tell me, are you intending
to go to the benefit looking like that?
What's the point? It gets dirty
and you have to wash it all again.
That's what civilized people do.
They get up and they wash their hair.
And when it gets dirty,
they wash it again.
-Well, I don't want to.
-Jesus. Is this your idea of rebelling...
-...against the way things are?
-I'm not rebelling.
-What are you doing?
-I'm just tired.
Of what?
I just guess I feel like there's no more
wondering what it's gonna be like.
Like what's gonna be like?
My fabulous life.
You don't like your life?
No, I do. I like my life.
Good.
I hate black tie.
You know,
Olivia's bringing some guy again.
We're buying some guy
a $ 1000 dinner?
I know. At first,
I was kind of annoyed.
But then I just feel so bad
that I introduced her to Mike.
I mean....
I had no idea he'd be such a dick.
And then she knew
David wasn't coming...
...and there's an extra seat,
so you know.
Still have to talk to him.
Well, just sit
at the other side of the table.
It's for a good cause.
What? ALS or Olivia?
Wow, you look amazing.
Thank you.
Maybe this guy will be the right one.
It only takes one.
Do I have a smudge?
No.
It's just, I think
Do you have a tie?
l-- Oh....
So, what's he like?
He sounded kind of nice.
More like her
than her other boyfriends.
Isn't it weird how they throw
these fancy parties for money?
Why don't they give the money
to the sick people directly?
It seems like such a waste, right?
Anyway....
You know, I don't think
the two of you have much in common.
I know. I sometimes wonder
if we met now...
...if we'd be friends.
Not likely.
Probably not.
That's good.
-That's so true.
-Yeah.
That is so true.
You're funny.
-Max?
-Yes?
Do you like these shoes?
Or are they too clunky?
-What's "clunky" mean?
-It means, you know, heavy.
Not delicate. Like chunky.
You're not gonna give me
any help, are you?
Good boy.
When we met, I had like
400 different kinds, remember?
Yeah, I do.
I was obsessed with shampoo.
the right one...
...my hair would be
the hair I always wanted.
Like, every time I washed
it was a new opportunity.
A new chance to be pretty.
Just right.
Then I married you...
...and I found out they all have
the same sh*t in them.
You guys...
...I love this stuff.
This is amazing.
Lookit, this is expensive stuff.
Oh, my God,
would you smell that candle.
-Vomit.
-What?
-Here.
-Oh, please. You serious?
-Yeah.
-You know what?
Give her the whole thing.
Thank you. Oh, my God.
Listen, I'm keeping mine.
It's what you put in this bag anyway.
If you want to, you could
just donate that directly to ALS.
Oh, f*** you.
-How is Max?
-He's okay.
He's gonna go to a shrink.
I think it'll help him.
-Yeah, that's good.
-In case you're wondering...
-...my husband and I just split.
-I know, Olivia told me everything.
Sorry. I'm divorced too.
It's really hard at first.
Marty has a daughter.
And I actually saw a picture of her.
She's so cute.
-She's 10. She's beautiful.
-Really?
-What's her name?
-Ivy.
Ivy. I love that name.
So, Marty, what do you--?
What do you do?
I mean, for a living?
I dabble in some stuff...
...and...
...opportunities, investments.
I get stuff done.
-There's so much stuff in this auction.
-Yeah, there are.
Reese Witherspoon
will knit me a sweater.
-Sweetheart, look at this.
-So weird.
Tandem bike.
We could get that and ride that.
How long would that take?
Does anyone know
what a Donzi boat is?
-I don't.
-Oh, my God.
Who would pay to walk on
Nip/Tuck?
Oh, God, I would.
I'd be there in a shot.
That surprises me.
Why?
Is this pretty f***ing small
for 1000 bucks.
Jane, please.
Before we start eating
...I wanna make a toast...
...to the fact that, you know,
we don't have ALS...
...or anything horrible.
-Yet.
-Jesus, Matt.
No, no, no, it's true.
This is when starts. This is the age.
No sh*t, man. I just found out
I have 15 percent bone loss.
-Which bone?
-What is bone loss?
It's absolutely normal.
It's like kind of before osteoporosis
sets in.
Welcome and thank you all for being
part of this very important evening.
Project ALS is driving
scientific research forward.
And tonight, we are paying tribute
to the individuals....
You were the prettiest one there.
And did you see his jacket?
It was--
It was really quite beautiful.
-Whose?
-Olivia's boyfriend.
The fabric, it was quite gorgeous.
Oh, I don't think so.
And I know fabric.
No, no. I felt it on the way out.
It was cashmere.
Pretty expensive.
He does seem nice, you know?
And she looked sort of happy.
And the girls just looked great
in your clothes.
You were the prettiest one there.
-Hi.
-Hi.
Did he go to sleep okay?
-Yeah, it was fine.
-Good.
Thanks. Good night.
Good night.
I know they're a really depressed
group of people.
No. That's probably why I was
so comfortable around them.
Really? You liked them?
Yeah.
God, he asked all those questions
about, you know, your work.
I don't usually tell people this...
...unless I've known them
for a long time...
...but I don't work.
Yeah. I don't blame you.
I mean, if I could figure out a way
not to do it, I wouldn't either.
I mean, right?
No, I mean...
...l'm really rich.
Yeah, you wish.
No, I mean it.
My family, my father actually...
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