Fright Page #22

Luke:
No, No, No--

Jamy:
Yeah, It adds up, My best friend’s mom was murdered by Danielle Ferris, You know that f***er--

Luke:
The chick with kid that had the misfigured head?

Jamy:
You’re the father, Did she f*** you to get no jail--

Luke:
Okay! Okay! People died because of me! I caused hundreds to not get the sh*t they deserved!

Jamy (laughing and looking cruel at the hood of the car as she walks off): F*** you.

Luke:
F*** me?

Jamy:
Why are you like this?

Luke:
Hahaha, Ah f***ing hell. I’m gonna go to hell and satan’s probably gonna f*** me in the ass, I dunno. Why should I not do--

Jamy:
Your spirit of life and beliefs are evil! You’re f***ing evil!

Luke:
I’m the evil one?! I’m not the guy that just shot and stabbed my f***ing partner! And explain, How the f*** did that happen?! I thought the f***er stabbed--

Jamy:
Dorito shot him because Greensuit used him as a f***ing human shield!

Luke:
What?

Jamy:
Greensuit pushed him into the bullet, and Dorito is really guilty--

Luke:
No not that, His name is Dorito?

Jamy:
Yeah, It’s not that weird.

Luke (nodding):
Yes, It is really that f***ing weird.

Jamy:
This is the problem! You’re such a bad f***ing person!

Luke (getting out of the car): I’M THE BAD F***ING PERSON?! WHO’S THE F***ER THAT LET YOU MOVE IN AFTER YOUR MOM KICKED YOU OUT FOR F***ING HER BOYFRIEND?!

Jamy:
He raped me--!

Luke:
NO HE DIDN’T! THAT F***ER WAS MY BEST FRIEND!

Jamy:
F*** you, Luke!

Jamy runs off, crying as Luke pulls out a pocket knife. He puts his arm on the hood of the car, and slits his wrists. He cries as we cut to a montage of Jamy as a young girl and Luke spending time together. Once the montage is over, we cut to Luke in the car, He drives to a 24/7 mental help station, and we cut to him sitting in a chair as a therapist, Eliza has a notepad out writing.

Eliza (female):
You’re upset?

Luke:
I usually don’t feel this way, I f***ed up.

Eliza:
We all mess up sometimes, Stewart.

Luke:
I f***ed up more. Like, F***ing up more than anything.

Eliza (nodding):
F***ing up more than usual is normal for people.

Luke (crying):
But is it? I don’t know, My niece is disappointed in me, My co-officer is disappointed in me, and now he’s shot because I couldn’t be there to save him--

Eliza:
Why is your co-officer disappointed in you?

Luke:
I keep f***ing up everything, I could’ve killed the f***er, but I didn’t, and now due to that he’s having to get two f***ing surgeries! My niece is upset because I yelled at her and called her a liar. I don’t know how to make it up to them, I want to, I swear to f***ing god, I love them, My officer friend got me through my divorce and everytime I’m upset we go play the arcade, My niece is the only reason I’m still alive, I love her too much to just leave.

Eliza:
Why do you think the way you do?

Luke (chuckling): Oh f*** mental help.

Eliza (as Luke gets up to leave): What are you doing?

Luke:
I don’t need this, I’m mentally strong enough for this sh*t.

As Luke leaves and Eliza yells for him to come back to pay, We cut to Tim getting in a couple of females’ car, he thanks them as we can hear Don’t Feel The Reaper play. As they drive, they talk about the Halloween movies. When the 2:43 mark occurs in the song, Greensuit suddenly appears on the window and Tim, who is eating a Tootsie pop, screams in pain as he cuts his tongue (he yells “Motherf***er! My f***ing tongue! My f***ing tongue!). The females scream and they attempt to turn around, but Greensuit headbutts the window (the window breaks) and they slice the girls’ throats and Tim notices Greensuit, who tilts their head.

Tim:
Oh motherf***er--

Tim runs out of the car and he runs to the strip club. We cut to the back of the club, A nude girl is looking at herself in the mirror.

Marisa (another nude who is a black female stripper): Girl get your white ass in there!

Dok:
I don’t know, Is this really worth it?

Marisa:
I’ve been doing this since I was 15--

Dok:
I’m 16, my boyfriend hates me, my mom and dad are f***ing dead and my deadbeat grandpa can’t even cook a f***ing pot pie right! I don’t want to do this!

Marisa:
I didn’t want to either, but you’ll get used to it.

Dok:
Getting used to old guys slapping my ass and attempting to go home without being groped almost every f***ing time a man sees me? Get used to it? (She gets up and walks off) F*** off.

As several other strippers walk around, Greensuit runs in and shoots several strippers in the head and stabs some of them as Dok notices Greensuit.

Dok:
What the sh*t--

Greensuit attempts to shoot Dok, but he has no ammo left.

Dok:
Ammo’s gone dipshit.

Dok grabs a sex toy off her desk and Greensuit fights for the sex toy as Dok begins strangling Greensuit with it. Greensuit then headbutts Dok, and Dok falls down. Greensuit then begins biting her chest as they rip her neck open, killing her. Greensuit then nods as we cut to a stripper on a pole before Greensuit walks and begins strangling her as Tim begins screaming and we cut to Tim waking up in the car, Greensuit suddenly jumps on the car and Tim begins shaking as we cut to Loomis sitting, drinking beer as Dorito is sitting next to him.

Dorito:
So what’cha think?

Loomis:
You made it in 12th grade? You shouldn’t be in high school, f***ing hell.

Dorito:
You’re one rude motherf***er.

Loomis:
When you teach dumb f***ers who say “Kill all jews” and “Osama Bin Laden is my daddy” My tone doesn’t seem as rude as what y’all say.

Dorito:
Yeah f*** you too buddy.

Loomis:
What’s your name anyway?

Dorito:
Dorin Ore.

Loomis:
Ah.

Dorito:
My friends call me Dorito. What is your name?

Loomis:
Dr. Samuel Loomis Cox.

Dorito:
Dr. Cox?

Loomis:
I personally like Dr. Loomis but that’s just me.

Dorito:
You’re like the guy from Halloween.

Loomis:
What’s Halloween?

Dorito:
Some porno I watched.

Loomis:
Ah, Porn.

Dorito pulls his phone out and begins texting.

Loomis:
Who are you talking to?

Dorito:
I’m trying to talk to my Uncle but he won’t message me back.

Loomis:
Greensuit probably killed him.

Dorito:
Well thanks.

Loomis:
You’re welcome.

Loomis chuckles as Dorito flips him off. Jamy walks in the hospital and sits next to Dorito as they share a kiss.

Loomis:
Where you go, Jamy?

Jamy:
I--

(A Nurse walks up to Jamy) Carlos: Jamy Loid?

Jamy:
That’s me.

Carlos (looking through papers on his clipboard): Can I speak to you for a second?

Jamy (getting up): Sure.

Carlos (nodding): Follow me.

We cut to Jamy and Dorito on a doctor bed, Carlos is on a computer.

Jamy:
So what are the results?

Carlos:
You have diabetes.

Jamy:
What?

Dorito:
What’s diabetes?

Carlos:
How much sugar have you ate within the past two months?

Jamy:
I don’t do carbs.

Carlos:
Answer the question.

Jamy:
None.

Carlos:
Answer the f***ing question.

Jamy:
What?

Greensuit suddenly becomes Carlos and Greensuit runs to stab her, but Dorito puts his hand in the hand of the fork, and Greensuit shakes their head as Dorito just stares at Greensuit.

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