Fright Page #4

Greensuit throws a plastic fork into his mouth and he suddenly begins choking, Greensuit suddenly appears in front of him, and we enter Joel’s POV as the fork is forced into his throat, and Greensuit twists his neck 360 degrees. Joel then falls onto the ground, shaking and twitching. Greensuit tilts their head, and they grab a bullet out of Joel’s ear, and loads the 357. with it, and shoots Joel in the head. They then blow on the barrel, and we cut to him running out of the house, He holds the fork outwards, and a little boy playing basketball runs into the fork (his neck is stabbed by the fork), and the ball then hits him on the head, causing him to fall on the ground, Greensuit smothers the kid with their foot, and we cut to Loomis looking up Greensuit on google on his laptop, but nothing shows up.

Loomis:
Because it is so difficult to find news on the internet nowadays.

He checks the news section of google, but nothing shows up.

Loomis (slams the laptop down): F***ing hell! Psychos around this f***ing world nowadays, F*** me.

Loomis throws the laptop on the ground and we cut to him opening the fridge, He grabs random items and we cut to him buttering a bagel.

Loomis (looking up in the window): Ugh.

Loomis sneezes blood, and Greensuit appears behind him.

Loomis:
F***ing allergies.

Loomis looks behind him and Greensuit is gone.

Loomis:
The hell is that noise?

We hear the sound of slow, slow, slow meowing.

Loomis:
Huh?

He looks down on the ground, and we see a dead cat with bite marks on the flesh of it and a fork is in it’s eyes.

Loomis:
Oh my--

We cut to Ash and Luke stopping at Loomis’ house, We then cut to them walking inside, and he is sitting on a chair.

Loomis:
Someone broke into my house.

Ash:
Oh, That sucks--

Luke:
Isn’t that why you called us?

Ash (puts hands over mouth and pointing at the dead cat): Oh my f***ing god!

Loomis:
I’m allergic to cats, and I only use plastic forks, So there is no f***ing way I brought it in here.

Luke:
You f***ing liar--

Ash:
Luke! Shut the f*** up! What’s your name, guy?

Loomis:
They didn’t tell y’all?

Ash:
The police station works differently than in the movies.

Loomis:
Oh, Dr. Loomis Cox.

Luke laughs as he begins chugging a bottle of pills.

Luke (pulling out a notepad and begins writing on it): Alright Mr. Cox--

Loomis:
Call me Dr. Loomis, or just Loomis.

Ash:
Alright, Loomis, So when did this happen?

Loomis:
I was making a bagel when all the sudden, I heard random noises, and I noticed my door knobs were broken and some of my windows were stabbed with what looked to be a fork.

Ash:
Fork?

Luke:
Greensuit.

Ash (gulps):
F***er, Alright, Did you see this man?

Loomis:
I saw his cat, or his food considering it looks like he ate the f***er.

Luke (done writing): Alright, Well. I don’t know what to do.

Loomis:
You don't?

Luke:
No, I don't. Big deal to you?

Loomis:
Kinda considering he broke into my f***ing house!

Ash:
Well, We'll file a report, put it in our Greensuit investigation, and--

Luke (going back to chug pills but none are left): Son of a b*tch.

Ash:
What now?

Luke:
I'm out of--

Luke gets a call on his phone.

Luke (answering it): Jamy?

Jamy:
Hey Uncle Luke?

Luke:
Hey Honey, What's going on?

Jamy:
I'm going out with a friend, is that fine?

Luke:
You enjoy your night honey.

Jamy:
Thanks Luke.

Luke:
No problem, honey. I love you.

Jamy:
Love you too Uncle Luke.

Luke hangs up.

Ash:
Jesus Christ Luke.

Luke:
What?

Ash:
It was like you acted like a normal person. Like you was her father.

Luke:
After her mother kicked her out, She moved in with me. Basically I'm kinda like her father now. I don't do drugs around her, curse around her--

Loomis:
Look that's all fine and dandy, but what about my f***ing house?!

Luke:
I said we'd file a f***ing report! Jesus Christ you're annoying! God.

Ash:
Jamy? Jai's daughter?

Luke:
Yeah. I never told you about her?

Ash:
No.

Luke:
Jamy is so sweet, She asks me for permission for everything, even though I told her she's pretty much an adult and I could care less what she did as long as it wasn't illegal, I'm a f***ing cop, so I take that sh*t seriously.

Ash (whispers):
Even though you do illegal drugs.

Luke:
Aye f*** you too buddy! You were in several gangs before you became a cop!

Ash:
We all got secrets we hide Luke.

Luke:
Yeah well f*** that.

Ash:
F*** secrets.

Loomis:
God this is the most personal duo of cops I've ever scene.

Ash (as he begins crying): SHUT UP! MY MOM AND DAD KILLED THEMSELVES SO MY GANG WAS MY FAM!

Loomis:
Damn, That must've been personal to say huh?

Ash (heavily breathing): Yeah, It was.

Loomis:
I'm so sorry for your loss.

Ash:
It's fine man, It's all Good. God loves us all.

Loomis:
I'm an atheist.

Ash:
Well then f*** you!

Luke:
What's the problem with him being an Atheist?

Ash:
Everything is a problem--

Loomis (rolling his eyes): F***ing hell.

We cut to a man watching TV, He gets a message from an unknown number, and picks up his phone to see the message.

Message (from GS): What's your favorite satire movie?

Aaron:
Ugh, Another hotline message?

He answers the message saying Scream 3.

Aaron:
Best Scream movie.

Message (GS):
Oohhhh, You like voice changers huh?

Aaron:
This hotline sucks.

We cut to later, they say "Scary Movie, up next" when he gets another message.

Message (GS):
DON'T F***ING IGNORE ME.

Aaron (laughing): F***ing hilarious.

Aaron messages back "You drive a hard bargain but I think I'll continue."

Aaron:
That'll shut em up.

Message (GS):
RESPOND OR I WILL F***ING KILL YOU.

Aaron (grabbing his phone and reading the message): Will you now?

We move up from the shot and we see Greensuit with a phone in the patio. They throw the phone, and they jump onto the roof. As this happens, we cut back to Aaron, who looks back up.

Aaron:
Tim?

Tim:
What? I'm trying to sleep.

Aaron:
Get our shotgun.

Tim:
Our mom's old shotty?

Aaron:
Yeah.

Tim:
She always said we were the crazy twins.

Aaron:
We don't even look alike!

Aaron then turns to the next channel, it is a news station. We then cut to a plane. A man is talking to his pregnant wife.

Sheldon:
I wonder what we should name her?

Louisa:
I was thinking Amy.

Sheldon:
Ah, I like that.

Louisa:
Wait, Didn’t your friend Mayim play her?

Sheldon:
Oh yeah.

Louisa:
Maybe we should call her Laurie.

Sheldon:
The Strodes, Mr. Sheldon and Louisa Strode with daughter Laurie.

Nicolas (the black male on the aisle seat next to them): Have y’all seen the Halloween movies?

Louisa:
The Halloweentown movies?

Sheldon:
I love f***ing movies! Hell yeah!

Nic:
Ugh (shakes head), Nevermind.

We cut to the Pilots, and Greensuit suddenly jumps on the hood. They scream as Greensuit stabs the window down and they throw two forks (in each hand) at the Pilots’ necks, killing them. Greensuit tilts their head as something that sounds like The Shape Hunts Allyson from Halloween (2018) begins playing. We then cut to a lesbian couple having sex in the plane bathroom, before we Greensuit suddenly jumps down through a hole and kills both of them. We hear laughing as they rubs the chest of one of them, who happens to still be alive before they grope them and stab them in the chest several times. We then cut to Sheldon, Louisa, and Nic who eyes become wide as screaming is heard.

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