Fright Page #5

Louisa:
The f*** is that?

Sheldon (getting up): I’m gonna check on that--

Nic (getting up): I have to piss, I’ll check, I need you to ask the pilot where we’re going, I just woke up from my name due to how loud y’all talk when y’all talk about babies.

Sheldon:
Well I’m sorry I like babies.

Nic runs to the bathroom as we cut to Sheldon walking in the cockpit, Two flight attendants are dead on the floor with their guts out which trip Sheldon. Sheldon then gets up with some innards on top of his head. He throws them down to the ground, and throws up as he sees the pilots’ heads Lukeck onto the edge of the plane.

Sheldon:
Oh my f***ing god--

We cut to Nic walking in the bathroom.

Nic:
F***ing white nigg--

Nic sees the black and white female couple.

Nic (mouth wide): Holy f***--

Greensuit suddenly appears behind him and begins strangling him.

Nic:
Ah motherf***er! Motherf***er! Nigg--

Greensuit bangs his head on the toilet.

Nic:
NIGG--

Greensuit begins drowning Nic in the toilet bowl of bloody period piss. Nic pulls out a pocket knife but as he goes to stab Greensuit, Greensuit grabs his other arm and makes Nic stab his own arm mistakenly. Nic is then killed as Greensuit grabs his head out of the toilet and puts their fingers deep in Nic’s eyeballs. Greensuit then throws Nic on the pile of bodies as Sheldon comes running in.

Sheldon (seeing Greensuit): You--!

Greensuit attempts to grab Sheldon as a cop shoots Greensuit in the chest. Greensuit then growls and lunges at the cop (he bites the cop in the neck and stabs the cop several times in the skull as Sheldon grabs the cop’s gun and attempts to shoot Greensuit, but Greensuit always pulls the cop up to be used as a human shield). We then cut to Louisa, who is watching a movie on the plane when we cut to the plane wrecked on the ground as newscasters talk about three crashed planes with over 700 killed victims. We cut to a montage of Greensuit killing over 20 people (7 are on a green plane, 10 are on a blue plane, 3 on a black plane to show the planes) as we transition to Aaron watching the news.

Aaron:
Oh my god.

Newscaster says that was last night as Greensuit suddenly jumps down behind Aaron.

Aaron (looking up): God? Is that you?

Greensuit slits Aaron’s throat (Greensuit stands behind Aaron) and when Tim jumps down the stairs and begins to shoot at Greensuit, Greensuit uses Aaron as a human shield as Tim wastes all of his ammo.

Tim:
Motherf***er!

Greensuit begins throwing several forks at Tim as Tim runs out the door. Greensuit drops Aaron’s lifeless body and begins slowly walking towards them as we cut to Jamy and Dorito talking at a table at a diner. Greensuit is staring at Jamy through the window, but Jamy doesn’t notice until Dorito gets up to use the bathroom. We see Louisa across from Jamy, who has a bloody fork in her hand, but we follow Jamy as she gets a refill of root beer, and as she drinks it, she looks up and notices Greensuit staring at her.

Jamy (grabbing a plastic knife): Come here motherf***er.

She drops her drink and we cut to her walking out of the taco bell. She looks over at the bush Greensuit was at, but they are totally gone.

Dorito (running out of the taco bell): Jamy! What the f***--

Jamy:
He’s back.

Dorito:
Who’s back?

Jamy:
That stalker creep.

Dorito:
How do you know they’re a he?

Jamy:
Ever seen Scream?

Dorito:
Yeah, That 90s flick? F***ing movie sucked.

Jamy:
The rules in Scream are a basic set to survive any horror film: you can never have sex, you can never drink or do drugs, and never (ever, under any circumstances) say “I’ll be right back”.

Dorito:
Yeah… I’ll be right back.

As Dorito goes to walk in the Taco Bell, she grabs his arm.

Dorito:
Let go of me--

Jamy:
You can’t leave.

Dorito:
Why the f*** can’t I? My f***ing uncle was supposed to give me the drugs I ordered, I have to go on his break time and it is right now--

Jamy:
What the f*** did I just f***ing say?! You can never say I’ll be right back, or do drugs!

Dorito:
Then we’ll go to the booze store down the street--

Jamy:
You’re ruining it! F***ing listen to me you son of a b*tch!

Dorito (as she lets go of him): Alright, Fucknut! I’ll listen! Jesus Christ!

We cut to James walking in a petsmart, eating a bag of birdseeds.

Katey:
Hey, Jame.

James (walking up to Katey): Katey! Redhead Katey!

Katey:
Why didn’t you answer me earlier?

James:
I was asleep.

Katey (giving a slight smile): Ah, How ya doing?

James (looking at Katey’s cleavage): Looking at those titties, why?

Katey (sniffles): You know how Becky--

James:
F*** Becky, That whore’s cheating on me anyway.

Katey:
Why do you say that?

James:
I’m not retarded.

Katey:
Well, Not all women are like her.

James:
Vice Versa too.

Katey:
It seems as if you’re trying to defend her.

James:
What do you mean by that?

Katey:
Nevermind.

James:
No, Please, Please god answer.

Katey:
Can you tell me what you came here for?

James:
To see you.

Katey:
Well, What’d you come here for?

James:
More birdseed, I suppose.

Katey:
Oh yeah, I forgot you still ate that. I thought you did that to annoy me.

James:
You cared about that?

Katey (smiling):
Maybe.

James:
God I want to eat your face.

Katey:
You know humans aren’t supposed to eat that, right?

James:
Yeah, Why?

Katey (as she checks the computer): Just making sure.

James (walking around the store, looking at the cats): How much are these?

Katey:
How much is what?

James:
These cats.

Katey:
Oh, It depends on which one.

James (looking at one named Rachel): I like this one.

Katey:
Which one?

James:
Uhhhhh, Rachel--- Nicole? I had a 8th grade teacher named Ms. Rachel.

Katey:
That one is our cheapest one.

James:
Sh*t I’m sold. I didn’t even know y’all sold cats anyhow.

Katey:
This store is a testing grounds for that, So far, if you actually go through with the sale, then that is one cat sold for this whole 90 days of testing.

James:
Not a single person bought a cat?

Katey:
Nope.

James:
Ah.

Katey (checking her watch): And we’re closing.

James:
Oh.

Katey:
I’ll check you out now.

James (walking up to the register): I want that cat.

Katey (nodding):
Alright.

We cut to Jamy and Dorito hiding behind a bush.

Jamy:
That greensuit motherf***er’s around here somewhere!

Dorito:
My cousin Tim and his friend are at home, They got a shotgun, We can come back--

Jamy:
Are you f***ing insane?! No! They’ll be gone by then--!

Dorito (shaking his head and going back to the car): I’m leaving your crazy ass back here--

Jamy:
Get the f*** back here--

Suddenly, Greensuit grabs Jamy by the neck (she screams) and as Dorito gets in the car, he looks back at her to call her crazy again, but he realizes she was right, and he pulls out the pistol under his seat.

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