From Justin to Kelly Page #3

this is the right place?

Positive. Come on.

It's a little different

from the spring break crowd.

[ Salsa ]

[ Man Singing In Spanish ]

[ Man Singing In Spanish ]

How'd you find this place?

[ Carlos ]

It's a local hangout.

- Do you like it?

- This is incredible!

Well, have a good time.

We're amongst friends.

We're okay.

[ Spanish Continues ]

- Hey, come on. Let's go.

- But we just got here.

- No, I mean, come on.

Let's dance. It's the rueda.

- Oh, no. No, no.

Look into my eyes.

You'll be great. Trust me.

Okay.

[ Spanish Continues ]

There you go.

[ Laughing ]

- Bye-bye.

- Where are you going?

Hey!

[ Shouting In Spanish ]

[ Singing ]

[ Man Sings In Spanish ]

[ Harmonizing ]

[ Man Singing In Spanish ]

[ Ends ]

[ Reggae, Indistinct ]

It just doesn't make sense.

No, what doesn't make sense

is you're on spring break...

and you're still talking about

the one girl who blew you off.

We had a very nice connection

in that bathroom.

- Oh, if I had a nickel for every time I said that--

- You'd have ten cents.

I remember.

You said it twice.

Look,J, I feel your pain.

I know what it's like to be blown off.

- No, you don't.

- But still, I know what pain feels like.

You remember when I broke

my collarbone snowboarding?

- Best way to get over this chick is to move on.

- I'm gonna ask her out again.

Go ahead. Send another.

Really humiliate yourself.

Come on. What's the worst

she can say? No?

Trust me. Being rejected

by text is way less humiliating.

[ Together]

Right.

- [ Horns Honking ]

- Okay, spill, and I need the details.

Last night was magical.

Carlos took me dancing.

- We went walking under the moonlight.

- Yawn.

Maybe I should take a chance.

So one guy doesn't call.

- I gotta keep putting myself out there.

Be more like Alexa.

- [ Phone Ringing ]

- Are you sure about that?

- Her phone's been ringing nonstop.

- Mine? Might as well be Fisher-Price.

- [ Giggles ]

You wanna have some fun,

Kelly?

I know exactly

where to find it.

You entered me in

a whipped cream bikini contest?

I thought you said you wanted

to get out and have a good time.

My idea of a good time is not

parading around in some dessert topping.

- It's humiliating and degrading--

- And fattenin'.

- Oh, come on.

- [ Brandon ] Ladies and gentlemen--

Oh, look, it's starting.

Let's go!

[ Arguing Indistinctly ]

- You ready to whip it?

- I'm gonna kill you.

[ Kelly ]

Put me down!

- Let's give a huge welcome

to contestant number nine!

- What are you doing here?

We're the judges.

Now get slathered--

- Point that can in my direction

and I will hurt you.

- She's saucy. I like.

I'm gonna let my man

Justin do the honors.

- You're BR&J parties?

- Not all of them.Just the J.''

- You organized this. I can't believe you.

- [ Chanting ] Whipped cream!

- Whipped cream! Whipped cream!

- Start believing.

Hey, it's spring break,

right?

- [ Shouting ]

- And what do you wanna see?

- [ All ] Whipped cream!

- [ Chuckles ] Come on. Get wild.

Go crazy. Come on.

- Whipped cream! Whipped cream!

- Don't mind if I do.

- Oh, my gosh.

- Whipped cream! Whipped cream!

[ Shouting ]

Oh, very funny. Real funny.

Hey, check this out?

Whoa! Dude!

Kelly, I am so sorry.

I had no idea Justin was involved with that.

- The guy's a jerk.

- You know what? I just don't get it.

He seemed so different when I met him.

He seemed nice and funny.

Look,Justin just needs someone his own speed,

and... you're slower.

Whatever. I'm gonna

go back to the hotel.

- Do you want us to come?

- No, I'd rather be alone.

Hey, you!

- Who, me?

- Yeah, we need a fourth.

Oh, no, I'm meeting

someone here.

We met on the Internet in a Xena

chat room. She's a big fan, as am I.

Just a quick game.

Come on.

- Okay.Just a quick game.

- Thanks for helping us out.

- I'm Jeff.

- Eddie.

Good, Eddie. You're right there.

I'll serve it. Ready?

All right, here we go.

Here we go.

- I got it. I got it.

- Hit it.! Hit it.!

- [ Groaning ]

- You all right?

I'm okay.

[ Hip-hop ]

- What can I get for you?

- I'll have the bacon cheeseburger.

- Triple bypass.

- I'd get the bypass on the side.

Out of all the places in Miami, do you have

to be at this particular one right now?

Actually, it's my favorite place.

I was gonna take you here, remember?

- I'll take it to go.

- Let me explain, Kelly--

Let me help. You're a player

and you come down to spring break...

for these little juvenile parties and spread

whipped cream on girls who think you're cute.

Wait. First of all, the whipped cream

is a very small part of our business.

Uh, you know what?

Good-bye.

Kelly, wait. All the contests,

the parties, the hotties...

it's all part of a business

I started a long time ago.

- It pays for my books and my housing all year.

- Oh.

- So your party guy reputation,

that's just a perk.

- It used to be.

Look, I know we just met.

What can I do

to make it up to you?

You can shave all the hair on your head

except for here and here.

- All right.

- I'm kidding.

Oh.

- You know what?

You should really try the hot sauce.

- [ Gasps ]

Oh, I'm sorry. I promise,

I'm slightly less dorky than you think.

- So, what do you say?

- Napkin!

Right.

You know what'll help you think better?

A boat ride.

Wow. Smooth.

- So we're still on for the marina at 4:00?

- Yes, yes!

But if I see any sign of any

nondairy whipped topping, I'm leaving.

You're on.

Still on?

Seven hundred and 50 bucks.

Oh, man, I rock!

Officer Cutler, you'll be happy to know

the contest was a resounding success.

The music was sedate and the whipped cream

was skimpy, but tasteful.

And the beach,

it's gonna be wiped clean.

I'm impressed. You followed the law,

right down to the event permit.

Event permit?

[ Kelly ]

You know, I should warn you.

It's all dry land and

pickup trucks where I'm from.

If it makes you feel better,

I can put a gun rack in the back.

- Cute.

- [ Chuckles ]

- You sure you know about boats?

- Yeah, sure. I had one when I was a kid.

Plastic, three inches long.

Lost in a horrible bath accident.

- [ Scoffs ]

- [ Chuckles ]

All right, here we go.

[ Boat Engine Starts ]

Nice and easy.

Nice and easy.

- You okay?

- Yeah.

How are you

with seasickness?

I'm okay for the first ten minutes,

but after that, you might wanna step back.

[ Chuckles ]

Yeah, thanks for the advice.

Look, there's definitely

something going on between us.

You know what I mean?

[ Singing ]

[ Together]

[ Ends ]

So, do you bring

all your girls out here?

No, I mostly come

out here to think.

What are you thinking

about now?

I'm thinking about how happy I am

that you gave me a second chance.

[ Singing ]

[ Together]

[ Solo ]

[ Together]

[ Continues Together ]

[ Solo ]

[ Harmonizing ]

[ Together]

[Justin Singing ]

[ Together]

[ Ends ]

I am so ready

to rueda.

I've been working on this one move.

Ready? Uno, dos, tres.

[ Laughing ]

Ay, mommy.

- What do you think?

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