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All right, that's what I'm talking about.

Whoo!

You guys ready?

- Why do I have to wear a helmet?

- Safety first.

But you guys aren't wearing helmets.

Only kids wear helmets.

That's 'cause they're still learning,

like you.

Here, I'm not arguing about this.

Just put it on. Here.

No, Dan, I don't want...

Look, even the pro guys wear helmets.

Nobody makes fun of them.

Aw.

You guys are just doing this

to make fun of me.

Dan:

No, huh-uh.

Parker:

Oh yeah, sure.

No, I think chicks in helmets are hot.

- Right?

- Yeah.

- Need a little help?

- You think?

Yeah, looks like your bindings

are a little loose.

come on, I'll get you up.

come on.

There you go.

I'll just tighten these up for you.

- Thanks.

- No problem.

Aw.

Look at Lynch.

Yeah, look at him.

He's a chick magnet.

- These all right?

- Yeah, that's a lot better.

- What the hell are you doing, man?

- What's your problem?

- I'm trying to help her.

- Ryan!

- He had his hands all over you.

- No he didn't. I can take care of myself.

Just go, okay?

I'll be there in a second.

I am so sorry about that.

He can be such an a**hole sometimes.

I was seriously just trying to help.

I mean, I don't know if I can compete

with a catch like that.

- Are you okay?

- Yeah, I'm fine.

Well, thank you for your help.

I'm really sorry about that.

- I'm Shannon, by the way.

- Joe.

Shannon, come on.

Well, it was really nice to meet you.

- Yeah, you too.

- I've got to go.

- Good luck with that.

- Yeah.

I was like a second away

from kicking that guy's ass.

Yeah, I know you were, Lynch.

Don't worry about it.

He's a douchebag.

Seriously, that guy was such a dick.

Why don't we talk about how tough

you guys are at the bottom?

I'm tough.

I know you are, baby.

come here.

Whoo!

How can you say there are no answers

to my questions?

You just called once

to let it go

How can you say that none

of this is really worth it

When we've already won?

When we've already won.

What?

Oh, she told you that?

Yeah, we'll go to Okemo, Killington.

We'll just go up north.

- We'll get away for a while.

- Let's do it.

- christmas, you and me.

- Deal.

Listen, it's not like out West where,

you know, it's like a commercial.

You've got to ride three lifts to get to

the top, it's like perfect powder.

Let's be honest,

it's not gonna be like that.

Yeah, well, speaking of good skiing,

riding the bunny hill

has been fun all day,

but, you know, I think I'd like to do

an actual run before we leave tonight.

Look, if you want to go off on your own,

you don't have to hang out with us all day.

No no, it's fine. I'm just saying

I'd like to step it up at some point.

You know, it's been amazing watching

Parker fall on her ass all day,

but, you know, it'd be cool to...

do some real skiing.

I think I've had enough

skiing for today anyway.

So I can just stay here at the lodge

if you guys want to do more.

I didn't mean that.

I didn't mean it like that.

That's not what I meant.

I don't know what I meant.

I told you I didn't...

I didn't have to come.

No no no, Parker,

I didn't not want you to come.

No, he was the one who suggested

you come in the first place.

Okay okay.

The last thing I want

to do is intrude on guy time.

I will not be offended.

I have a lot of things I can do here.

Actually, why don't you give me the key

and I'll go check my messages?

Not to the locker, no.

You're gonna...

come sit down for a second.

come here.

All you're gonna get is a bunch

of messages from your mom

complaining about this,

complaining about that.

No, I'm not gonna give you the key.

I'm sorry if I ruined

skiing for you today.

You didn't.

Honestly, you didn't at all.

You missed the whole part of

the conversation before you walked up

where I was saying, like, um...

what was I saying?

I was saying, like,

"Dude, this has been really cool.

I'm glad that we sort of had

this chance

to bond as a threesome. "

What?

No, I mean, I've seen you

fall a couple times today.

But Dan, I mean, I think

it took him maybe three months

before he could even stand on that

thing without looking like a total idiot.

No offense, buddy.

Just the truth.

Joe.

I will catch up with you guys.

- Hey. Hey.

- Hey.

I just... I wanted to apologize again.

Yeah, it's no big deal.

He's just lucky

he didn't make me mad.

I only look half your boyfriend's size.

Ex. He's my ex-boyfriend.

We're, you know, trying to

still be friends and everything.

But as you can see,

it's not really gonna work out.

No way.

A group of us all agreed

to go skiing this weekend.

Well, whatever. It's this whole story

and I don't want to hold you up.

But that was just

really embarrassing

and I just wanted to say sorry.

That's no problem.

Um, are you gonna be here

next weekend?

Yeah yeah, probably.

My roommate and I come up like every

Sunday, so maybe I'll see you around.

That would be a nice time.

- Okay.

- I guess I'll see you then.

- Great. Good night.

- Good night.

come on.

You know what?

can I just get your number so I know

how to catch up with you?

Yeah. Yeah, sure.

Sh*t, I don't ski with a phone.

You have a pen?

I don't ski with a pen.

Sorry.

All right, you know what?

Just shoot.

I've got a pretty good memory.

I've only smoked pot like 500 times

so I'm good.

Dan:

How can they afford to close early?

You're only open three days

out of the week, man.

Why don't you write a letter?

Why don't you give me

my money back?

What money?

We're only had, like, four runs.

- can you give us a break, please?

- 830.

- What?

- Just remember 830.

- Just one more time, please?

- Sorry.

I'd give you more money

but I gave it all to you.

Hey, you got a pen?

It's not about the money.

We got weather coming in.

We're trying to clear the mountain.

There's nothing I can do.

Okay, what if we run straight down?

Like the quickest run ever?

We'll be, like, wicked fast.

We gave you 100 bucks.

come on.

Please?

- Hurry.

- Like I said, wicked fast.

- Like the wind.

- 7860.

Seriously, for 100 bucks you'd figure

the guy would cut us some slack.

No sh*t.

I thought they were open

till 10:
00 on Sundays.

What ever happened

to night skiing?

Wachusett's got night skiing.

Should have gone there.

It's kind of like Quash Hill,

just not as lame.

Do you remember

the numbers I told you?

Look at you, Lynch.

You got her number.

What did He-Man

have to say about that?

That guy? Who cares?

Steroids shrink your dick.

Oh sh*t, what are my numbers?

Parker, will you

remember that, 7860?

Nope.

- Early night, huh?

- Yeah.

Pendergraph wants to see you

in his office.

Something about the schedule

next weekend.

- I'm not working next weekend.

- Well, that's what you thought.

come on, Rifkin,

it's my brother's bachelor party.

I put in for it two months ago.

Go talk to the boss.

He's packing up.

I'm the best man.

Ready to shut down?

There's three more on the way down.

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