Fu gui bing tuan

How's it? It's not O.K.!

Come up first

Do we have no chance? Speak up!

Digging like this,

we cannot leave by the end of the week

Wah, if you can't see your bride tonight

You cannot marry then

By force!

I can face 9 enemies at the same time

But there are

over 9 Japanese soldiers outside

How about the rest of you?

No,

some of you may be hurt!

OK,

let's have a conference with them

What a nonsense idea!

You try hard to escape,

while many people are coming in

You are so lucky that you must go out!

So you can get marry! The bridegroom!

Remember to bring

the letter to Chun for me!

Ask my honey to wait for me

Bring 2 doz. condoms for me

You son of the b*tch!

Should Wah do such nonsense things?

Snake, Blackie, Fool,

let's create confusion

Be smart!

If Wah fail to escape,

you 3 should be punished

Dragon

Forget it

When you are not here

I will take care of your toothbrush

I won't let them use it for cleaning shoes

Thank you

Even Liz Taylor

and Vinian

If they can't stand it,

I'll sacrifice myself

To make...so and so...

Can you really hold it?

Get away

Wah

You are son of the b*tch!

Stop them to go out

We want to say goodbye only

It's completely useless!

It'll disturb his mind!

Stop bull sh*t!

Let's choose someone we hate,

beat him as you like!

His life is of no importance, ready? 123

No, it's not me...you've got a wrong one

Fighting...Fighting inside!

Give the cat back to me

Is it a zoo? Line up at once!

Why don't you go?

I'm afraid of being recognised

Go! Who recognise you?

After we hit down the Japanese,

you take the car and leave

Chocolate

Don't be afraid, it won't hurt

Go and stop those Japanese!

What's wrong?

Why do you fight with your friends?

Stop then! Don't let them go

Stop them, ask them to retreat...

Stop the car

Sh*t!

Wah

Jone

Wait... What for?

I can't breath

Why just kiss me softly?

You used to kiss me for 4 hrs

without stop and breath

My lung is much more weaker recently

It must be hard for you...

to escape

No,

I won't care my hardness

in order to meet you

Which church should

we go for our ceremony?

I cheated you a little bit

Do you have false teeth?

I won't mind

Do you have tattoo?

Great! It's art!

No...

Even you have babies already,

I won't mind

I'll treat them as my own

No...

Don't you want to tell me that

you daddy is not a billionaire?

If not,

he is a millionaire at least, right?

My father have no money

He is much more poorer than you

It's a great problem!

But, I love you not because of the money

You love me so much!

But I cheated you indeed

What? Speak up!

Here's not only we two

Did you bring your mom here?

Stop! Fatty, do you want to kill him?

I won't let you go if he is hurt

What for? Wah is Wah!

I know why she loves you so much!

Young and successful! You're my idol

Fatty!

OK, I won't be tray your lover

Boy, give me your autograph OK?

OK, where to sign? What's your name?

Brother Hung, we're friends,

let's call my Brother

Brother! Goodboy!

Who're you? I hope we work happily

Crazy! Who work happily with you?

I am spy no. 1,

you're spy no. 4 now

Bull sh*t, who wants to be spy no. 4?

Let's go Stop

You've sign the contract,

see!

Period:
20 yrs; no increment,

no double pay,

Report duty at once,

work for our home country

You trapped me

Yes,

but the Japanese is going to catch you

Chinese won't help you, you're helpless!

I hope to work with you,

for our beloved country

OK, after our honey moon,

if I still have energy, I'll help you

No, you'd report duty at once

Kidding! Even I wish, she won't!

She will, maybe you ask her yourself

Jone

Spy no. 3 is going to carry special duty

She is no. 3?

Did she tell you?

She told me that

she was teaching in military school

Fool! Woman are like

"Lantern blowing by the wind"

What that means? I don't know

Let's go

Tell me please,

you must know the meaning

She is afraid of windy, hot, shame...

You won't understand

such complicated thing

Where do we go?

Seek help from a soldier

You wait here

May I help?

You dress like this,

they won't let you go in

French toast

Your turn! $1?

That means I've to bet again

The problem is

whether you accept it or not

Or, don't put it here

so as to avoid any tricks

Push the desk here Yes Sir!

No, that one is no good

I bet all!

As well as your legs, hands and your dad

I don't believe you have 4 aces

No comment!

I like funny games

as well as tricky games

I'd like to go to toilet

No! Someone'll attack you in the toilet

You'll be beaten up when you call

Don't try to call others to replace you,

let's finish it

Sit down

Kill him!

Take back your guns

Fine! I'm lucky all this life, I follow

Kill him!

I bet your wife, concubine, auntie,

god mother and your mom

Whoever loss,

he and his family should die

I bet the guns of them too

Show it Robin, you're the loser!

This is Ace

See, four Ace

I'm sure that's not Ace

It's no need to check, right?

I don't want hands and legs,

greet me 3 times then

F*** off!

Freeze, don't be mad

Shoot! Kill him

Why did you come?

Orders

I'm in vacation!

You take it your own

Why don't you help me?

Why?

For friendship?

Who do you think you've friendship with?

Then, for our beloved country

What a sh*t!

OK, then for orders

Are you in vacation?

OK, I cancel it

It seems like a man

Oh! Well equipped!

It's your turn, I leave now!

No. one, save me please!

No. one, save me first!

See my Kung-Fu!

Are you fooling me?

Fool you? No, I'm the fool!

Go quickly!

Jump!

Kill him!

Let's go, Robin! Freeze! Let's go!

Let's go

Wah, drive the car here!

Fatty, you can take the order yourself!

Not this time,

for the Japanese know who I am

The Japanese know me

better than Paul Newman

So, you better to by yourself

What kind of duties are that?

Did you know...

$500 billion are kept in bank

of Switzerland for saving China?

Yes! No!

The one who knows the code

is named God of Fortune

He was caught by the Japanese,

luckily,

the secret had not been discovered

But a spy called...

Hedeki Saijo in Japan

He once met the God of Fortune,

so we've to save him

before Hedeki found him

Where was he captured in?

Just in the camp you came

Since you're familiar with the camp,

so we need your help

I escaped with great danger,

now you want me go back

We'd save him as soon as possible,

we can't let the Japanese

get the fortune

No way

Jone got into the camp already,

if you don't

She'll be raped,

mistreated by the Japanese

You shouldn't be named Hung,

you'd be named "Force"

How do we know who is God of Fortune

Our secret code is "Great Wall is great,

home is sweet"

Who say the following sentence,

that's the one

Jone is great...

in make up

What personality will she act this time?

I don't know, but she told me

she'd sweet feeling when kissing you

Should you kiss anyone

with sweet feeling, that's her

Valentino!

Teach me when you're free, OK?

We're going to take risk,

but you're going to enjoy life?

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