Fu gui bing tuan Page #2

I'm going to stop Hedeki

to go to Camp 732

Hope we'll get God of Fortune soon

New comers!

Welcome General

Is it Wah? Yes!

The gate was made of wood before

Honey moon here?

Peter and Paul! Sir!

The 6 prisoners of war with red tie

Are the "Tigers" of China Air force

who came from different provinces

In our mating plan,

we need the excellent Chinese

To mate with...

our excellent women

To born excellent children and

rule China in the future

Your duties are to keep an eye on them

To mate with our women, understand?

Sure!

Where did you come from?

"Shanghai Tiger" Red horse

"Canton Tiger", Little Dragon-fly

"Kwangsi Tiger", Little Candy

"Chekiang Tiger' Little Robot

"Shangtung Tiger" Little Tortoise

"Sigiang Tigers" Runaway

How can a "Tiger" be so short?

I'm as tall as you all before

But I'm tortured recently

So I became so short and fat

Shot!

I know this, La...Sing together

You know I know... Shut up!

Raise your hand before you ask

You, the one in blue, come up!

Do you know why?

Should you try to escape,

I'd make you die

General is great!

He was seriously hurt by your kick

What a great general?

He was injured just by a small touch?

All of you should obey

the law and orders here

Only dead body may leave...

my 732 camp

Officer Kent, assign the cells for them

Yes

Now I assign the cells for you all

"Tigers", cell C

Understand? Understand!

"Tigers" are assigned to cell C

We're first class soldiers,

we can't live in C grade camp

OK! I lend you a helping hand

If you want to live in cell A,

you've to show your strength

Go and defeat them?

Or just stay in cell C

Try our best, no regret!

Chinese won't hit Chinese

I'm Thai

I'm Thai, too

You are bastard! I like to beat bastard

I'm not borned by my Mom

Come on! Wait...

Let me worship the God first

Delay delay...

How long do you take?

I almost finish

Delay... Finished?

Another one still! Delay...

Be quick! One more only!

Your time is all wasted!

After you left,

they added a lot of traps

The guards are very smart,

mines are everywhere

If you escape like last time,

you must be killed

It's so serious? Really?

Chocolate!

After he helped you to escape

He was beaten up

by the Japanese seriously

Now he become...

mentally handicapped

Mother is great! Mother is great...

What a tragedy!

No underwear! Penis disappear!

No underwear!

It doesn't harm that

he treat himself as a child

But he treat me as his mother!

Suckle...I want suckling!

Go and feed him

I'm coming

The Japanese may know that

God of Fortune is kept here

We must be faster than those Japanese

Who's this guy? He seems like Alan Tam

May I tell them?

Yes, but... Spy no. 2

I just told you

to introduce the name only

I just tell the truth,

they are my good friends

We're Chinese, so I tell you frankly

My holy duty is to save

God of Fortune out

Yours holy duty is,

to help whole-heartedly

Forget life, be brave, sacrifice

Be co-operative,

help me to finish my duty

What do you think?

Sh*t!

When we save him out,

We do!

Another proof of dirty human nature

To welcome our camp-mate

I've prepared

some roasted beef and soft drink

Did you retain your stealing habit?

Ching?

How can we enjoy these food

without stealing?

Come in, line up, face those guys

I can't stand!

Goodnight

Everyone is so beautiful, my God!

No!

Crazy! They're standing in front of me!

We'd seeing without watching,

hearing without listening

Be strong, so as to protect our virgin!

The enemies want our species

Although we have,

we can't satisfy their wish

We can't mate with those girls

Can you really stand it?

Show them your attractions

Beautiful legs

Imagine they're Chicken legs!

So you'll not be tempted

Second round

Shoulders

Imagine that they're knees

So that you'll not be tempted

Last round

Steamer bun, Pork bun, Chicken bun!

Carbonado bun, Steamed bread...

Should you dare to go, we'll kill you

Be smart!

You'd enjoy when you've got a chance

Beware that I'll tell them to rape you

One cannot force an OX to bow its head

besides it drink

But I'm weak and thirsty,

I'll bow my head easily!

You bastard! Shameless!

You're right! Who did no wrong things?

Shameless is only a small defeat

I don't know how your dad taught you?

My dad taught me to take whatever free

We go now, enjoy yourself then

Thank you!

Now,

I've to tell my secret to all of you

Come on

I've got Epilepsy

Let me sacrifice myself...

to mate with them

I'm ugly, short, fat,

stupid and got Epilepsy

I'm full of confidence...

to make their 2nd generation to be fools

The poorest body figure

The most stupid guys,

and all got Epilepsy

I'll make the Japanese babies...

be the poorest species

Let's consider to give me a chance

Let me work for my beloved people

What do you think?

As I know, there's no plane in Sinkiang

You're liar! You're liar!

Not even "Tigers"

So he must be a false one

He is a cunning guy

Yes,

if the Japanese inherit

the cunning of him

It's harmful to our Chinese! No way!

I'm a weak man, if they rape me

I can't resist them

Don't worry, if you can't stand

I'll castrate you

I won't let you loss your virgin,

be patient!

I'm great! I rape them all with my eyes

Freeze! Stand up!

OK!

Shall we go and help

to save God of Fortune?

After finding him out, what's next?

That's great,

we'll get lot of money

What's the matter?

The roast meat stolen

by Ching must be dirty

Kidding! You ate too much

Shut up!

Great Wall is great...

Mountain, Sea...is it matched?

Great Wall is great...

What? Cake? Birthday cake? Which one?

As you like!

Great Wall is great...

Read more! Boy

Great Wall is only 7560 miles long

From starting point to the end,

it's only 594 miles

There's 695 miles from Canton to Peking

Great Wall is great

I'm bored by you!

Where's doctor? This way please!

Gambling? A or B?

I've got stomach-ache

Red-cross hadn't send

enough medicine to us

I'm painful! Give me any medicine OK?

I haven't! What's on?

General! The medicine is used up

The remaining medicine

should be reserved

We provide nil medicine to him

for his ache

We should be nice to the prisoners

as bounded by the Geneva Treaty

We should cure his sickness

Yes, but we have nil medicine

We must! But we've not bounded

to give him the correct medicine

General, beware!

Any medicine! Yes, sir

There's some pills here

Why the pills are as big as horse eyes?

You've eaten all?

I'll recover soon

We can't find God of Fortune

for one whole month

I don't know who Jone is!

Did Fatty give any hint?

He said that she'll have special feeling

when kissed

Try and feel it yourself then

Isn't he?

Banana? Are you kidding?

Look, his smile to you is so coquettish

It must be Jone! Kidding?

Spy no. 3 won't expose herself easily

If you don't try this way,

you won't know it

From this on, no problem!

He doesn't seem to be Jone!

Sh*t! Should I kiss?

It's better be Jone, or I'll kill you

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