Fu gui bing tuan Page #3

If the news is spread,

how can I face the others?

I'm coming

China, China...

Who is it? Why so flat?

What're you doing?

I just worry that you'll get cold,

so I bring you blanket only

Sorry, I wake you up! Good night

He's so concern me! Thanks

It's OK!

Why I feel sexy

when he touched my chest?

Help! Shut up or I'll kill you

When we'd a small sleep today

We almost mated with those girls

So, we've to make you...

the last eunuch of China

Help!

Our beloved China

Good morning General

What a lovely parrot!

I send her as a gift

by all soldiers to you sir

General! What's the matter?

Urgent letter

Good morning General

Long life to our King

That's my dad Long life to my dad!

He was dead! What a great death!

I was sent to 732,

because...

The Chinese got a lot of money overseas

to fight with us

The money is taken care...

by a man called God of Fortune

He was accidentally...

caught by us

Should we find him, China is hopeless

But we don't know who he is by now

Paul and I will try hard to find him out

and force him to disclose the code

So, China is the poorest country

Our Japan is the strongest and

most powerful

You 2 have to organize...

a spy term

To find him out

I'm hurt

You're lying!

Brothers...

The food is belonged to all of you

It must be tricks again

We should be smart!

I did not hate to be Chinese,

but China is finished

So we should make sure our own master

Who is it? Japan!

Japan

Dog!

We can't change life

even we have hard feelings

Serve our Japanese Army!

We need your information!

To find who's God of Fortune!

Who is God of Fortune? Sh*t!

Who want to be secret police of us,

give hint!

Give me a small small hint!

I saw 5 in left

Another 3 in my right!

Thank you, you did a good hint!

You'd be grateful to serve our army

We won't mistreat you

Prize other than great food...

for the best spy,

included a woman...

for you every night

You'd praise her so much after once!

And cash prize, $1 billion

And...

a Japanese Honda bicycle!

Gold prize is a gold medal,

made by pure gold!

There are so many benefits being spy,

let's do it

The pay is so high that

it means no one'd found God

Any more hints?

Any? Any?

Stop listening his bullshits!

He just want to disturb us,

son of b*tch!

We're faithful to our country!

Don't try to set a variance between us!

China must be a strong nation

China victory! Shut up

You beat Chinese? Beat him!

Chinese fight back!

Go back! Stop!

He beat us!

Catch Donald Duck!

Donald Duck,

we respect your braveness!

Don't mention it,

or I'll be too proud of it

Let's go

Donald Duck!

No!

You'll be beaten to death!

Why stop me...

from helping them to fight back?

Donald Duck's braveness is suspicious

Stop! Or I'll shoot!

They beat Donald Duck severely!

What a hero!

Delicious! It's too great!

Don't be hurry, eat slowly

After this,

there'll be next fantastic programme

Fantastic?

Don't ask, it must be sex

I'll give a b*tch!

Thank you! Thank you

Do you know the benefit of being

a traitor now?

Yes, I made a wish of being a traitor

when small

But my dad forced me

to be an intellectual

Intellectual teach people...

be smart too

Truth! Truth!

Shout loudly, as loud as you can

Listen, the voice is trembling!

He is a great hero!

We'll keep the secret of your service

You're a hero still in their eyes

You two bring me to eminence,

I'll try my hard till death

We share the fortune only,

don't mention death!

If you find the God of Fortune

and the code

What will you do?

Report to General?

Yes!

Report at once, but not to the General

I'll report to you two!

Smart! You're our brothers now on

Thanks

Noiseless! He must be fainted

No matter how ugly the girl is,

I'll enjoy it

The noise come again!

He must be beaten up again!

He is a great hero!

He shouted loudly

He'll shout louder...

by the next time

Woman again?

Beaten up!

His voice is changing!

They must be castrating him! Bastard!

He is a great hero

Though you're good at stealing,

you're not as brave as Donald

You ate the food I stole and

you ate most!

Who is it? Donald Duck

Poor! He is severely hurt!

Donald,

though you're as ugly as before

Now you're the idol of me

You stole my mom's milk when small,

and stole my wine

I forgive you! From now on

You can drink any liquid of my body

No stealing, freshness guarantee

Donald, what'd you like to drink?

Say it out! I'll give you at once

Hero Donald Duck, I admire you

Don't praise me. If I die,

so as to wake every Chinese up,

it's worth!

It's not only you to wake us up!

Alarm clock can do it You bastard!

Just kidding!

What did you say?

I suspect Donald Duck, don't trust him

But they all think that he is hero,

but you...

They'll think that

you're assisting Japanese

I've scolded him already

Mom, are you back?

Why there is smell of ham and chicken?

Those Japanese...

tortured me!

They used bone of ham to hit me

Come on, let me feed you

Men shouldn't do such kind of work,

I'll do it

Sit down! I'll feed you baby

I eat so much!

Donald Duck, poor guy!

No matter how they tortured me,

I won't surrender

Long life Chinese!

Why those robots come?

"Tigers" salute to Donald Duck

Thanks!

Should you need any of us

Or someone doesn't respect you, call us

We'll help at once! Thanks!

Donald, go and have a walk,

otherwise your leg is hard to recover

I've only one leg which can walk

It's no good of sitting too much,

come out

OK?

My left leg is almost broken by them

After you leg recovered

We'll escape together

How? By tunnel

Robin...

Donald is our friend,

it doesn't matter to tell

Yes, I was hurt for all of you

Where is the tunnel?

That's the one dug by Wah before

Wasn't it abandoned?

We decided to dig through it

after you'd caught

Anything can't be told?

Can't you tell your Peter? Speak!

Traitor!

You dare to insult the faithful servant

of Japan, catch him!

Stop! You can't beat him again,

beat us instead

Beat us instead!

F*** off!

It's not your business, take him away!

Stop!

Hero! It's hard time again!

You're severely hurt already,

how can you be tortured again?

I deserve it!

Let it be!

Traitor! Take him away

Traitor! I won't be afraid of you

Let's hit me with ham, come on...

Hit me with chicken? I won't scare!

What're you looking at?

His left leg was hurt,

but now it becomes the right one

Any new discovery?

They're digging a tunnel in cell D...

for escape

That's not our business!

Looking for God of Fortune

is most important!

I'll find it out within one or half year

We've no time!

When Hedeki comes,

the merits will go to him

Let's think out good ideas!

Let me have food first, after,

I'll have good idea

Forget it!

General

Should we want to find him out

before the King's birthday,

there's only one way

General is so kind to all of you,

but you want to escape

Now, the tunnel is closed,

he can't stand it anymore

Who is God of Fortune? Confess now!

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