Fukrey Page #3

We've done 13 takes.

Lucky 13!

Get back in tune

and start singing.

Come on, start...

Sir, I can't do it.

Sir, I'm unable to sing.

Let's pack up for today.

Pack UP?

If you're calling the shots here,

what do you want me for?

You think. I'm here for your autograph?

If you can't sing, get lost.

Out!

Call the percussionists in.

Let's see what they can do.

Listen Mr. Rockstar,

if you continue to sing like this...

very soon you'll be sporting wrinkles,

but your album won't see the light of day.

Now get lost!

Sir...

Yes?

Did you see anyone steal

my motorcycle tyre?

No brother, I'm not married.

You dopehead!

Stop right there!

Lali...

Although it's none of my business,

I'd like to tell you something.

Look I know you're hurt but...

it's not necessary that your school friends

remain friends in college too.

A lot changes when

you are in college.

You start a whole new life.

Ma'am, that doesn't mean you

give up on old friends for new.

No, not at all.

Friendship doesn't end

but priorities change.

Sometimes, a person's tastes also change...

I hope you understand

what I'm trying to say.

Take care.

Excuse me. ma'am!

I meant her.

Ma'am, don't you teach at BCMC?

Yes.

Ma'am, I want to transfer

to your college next year?

Good luck.

Sure, but what I mean is...

if you could teach me...

Me?

Take tuition classes.

I tried but all batches are full.

Moreover most of the syllabus

is completed.

So, how can I help?

Ma'am, don't you teach accountancy?

Yes.

I heard from Shalu.

Ma'am, I find accountancy tough.

I can't figure it out...

whereas, I've studied

all the other subjects.

Sorry, ma'am.

Ma'am, please ma'am.

Accountancy is very difficult.

Look. don't get me wrong.

I know why you are doing this...

don't rush into it.

No, ma'am, I'm not rushing.

Please. ma'am.

Alright...

we'll begin this evening,

at my place.

Will you manage?

Yes, ma'am. no problem.

Thank you, ma'am.

Listen. think about what

I was trying to tell you earlier.

It will help you.

See you.

I've thought about it...

I have a point to make.

When I go out with another girl

in the same college...

that's when she'll realise.

Today is your last day in school.

Your board exams begin in five days...

and today you'll get your

roll numbers.

Only those students whose attendance is

more than 75% will get their roll numbers.

There are two dimwits who won't get them.

Stand up as I call out your names.

Dalip Singh and Vikas Gulati.

Wow.

Standing up even before

your names are called.

Excellent!

Sumit, take this...

and distribute these roll numbers outside.

You two... come here.

Scoundrels, if you weren't attending

my tuition classes...

I'd have never given you your roll numbers.

Here.

Got my tuition fees'?

Yes sir.

Put it here and get lost!

Sir, which college did you attend?

I mean, was attendance

compulsory there too?

Let me remind you. numbskull...

this is the year you make

a hat trick of failures.

You're thinking about college and...

I'm thinking about where I will

put you in this classroom.

Now get lost.

We shouldn't have given him the fees.

Now, how will we arrange the money

to pay for the question papers?

If we hadn't bought roll numbers off him, we

couldn't even have appeared for the exams.

And if you take that many days to come up

with a dream, how will I arrange the money?

Where is today's dream'?

Dude, I dream every night but

I don't always remember it.

Remember that Hollywood film...

Inception?

The one with the Titanic' hero...

It was shown that they use needles

to get inside the brain.

Why don't you come up with

something like that?

Then you can poke some needles in me

and watch my dream with me.

It's not easy to remember my dreams.

Are you going to burn

a hole in the building?

You stroll by, to get close to me

You stroll by, to get close to me

Sometimes you look in my eyes,

sometimes you gaze at my walk

Sometimes you look in my eyes,

sometimes you gaze at my walk

Ambarsariya, don't pick the bud unbloomed

Your mother's said the

harshest things to me

Am barsariya, ho Am barsariya

Dude. Your confidence

frightens me sometimes.

And your own face doesn't?

You can't be bird watching here.

Think about the exams!

We have five days to pay Panditji.

Another year we'll have to rot in school.

Shut up, you jinx!

Can't you be happy at my progress'?

Yeah right!

Once in 1st grade.

Twice in 6th grade...

and for the third bloody time in the 12th.

Progress!

Who fails in the 1st grade, man??

Will you be my friend?

If yes, then hold the kite up.

Ambarsariya, don't pick the bud unbloomed

Your mother's said the

harshest things to me

Ambarsariya

So, you want to be my friend?

If I didn't want to,

would I hold up the kite?

Yeah... but only friends, nothing more.

Don't ever say 'l love you' to me.

Of course not.

Why would I say, 'l love you'?

You're not my girlfriend.

Anyway, I already have a girlfriend.

Really? What's her name?

First tell me yours.

Priya. now tell me her name.

Jasmine. she is in college.

She's a year older than me.

Actually, I have a thing for mature girls.

You get

to learn a lot from them.

Really? What mature things

has she taught you?

Well...

she taught me how to kiss.

What's there to teach in a kiss?

Not your regular kiss,

a mature kiss.

French kiss!

French kiss?

What's that?

You know what it is.

I really don't know.

Tell me, please.

You put your lips together and...

What?

You put your lips together

and let your tongue do the magic.

That's French kiss.

So...

you've French kissed this girl?

Of course! Every time we meet,

we French kiss.

I don't want to be your friend.

You talk dirty.

Great.

You were the one who asked

what a French kiss was!

I don't care,

I don't want to talk to you, ever!

And if you ever come to the roof again,

I'll make sure my dad thrashes you.

Now that's what you call a crash landing!

Okay. so...

debit is what comes in,

credit is what goes out.

This is the basic rule

for all general entries.

Apply this rule and

make a general entry for Rent paid.

Ma'am, this is the only

entry I can't get right!

Write... rent debit, credit cash.

Ma'am, why do we credit cash?

When we get rent

shouldn't we debit it. instead?

This isn't the rent you get for

your shop.

This is the rent you

have to pay.

Oh! This is that one. Right.

Now I get it.

Now apply the basic rule to it.

Which rule?

What do you mean, which rule'?

I just told you a minute ago.

Oh! That one...

Debit what comes in,

credit what goes out.

Yes, ma'am.

Yes, ma'am.

What's next?

Zafar. I know what music

means to you...

but you have other

responsibilities too, don't you'?

Neetu?

I need your support...

not pressure, please!

Pressure?

Okay-

How much more time do you need?

Perfect!

Now you doubt me?

Listen. I didn't say that.

But this way it can go on forever, right?

Be practical, Zafar...

music is good as a hobby.

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