Fukrey Page #9

You came on your own

blowing your own trumpet...

and handed over the deed to Bholi.

On top of that you're arguing,

after losing the pills.

Why shouldn't I'?

That's my shop at stake.

We win the lottery every time.'

What happened this time'?

I'll break your face.

Shut up Choocha!

Dude... it was my mistake.

We are in this mess thanks to me.

That night,

I couldn't sleep thinking about the riches.

All of you fell asleep and

I was awake all night like an owl.

I pretended to be asleep

next morning fearing Hunny...

cooked up a dream

and that's why the number didn't click.

Why didn't you open your mouth then?

We would've requested

Bholi for more time.

Sorry, I was afraid.

I goofed up.

But this dream is real...

and Hunny's formula is rock solid too.

It's no use accepting your goof up now.

It's useless even if it's real.

It's not useless.

Hunny and I have a record.

If it's a record,

you can play it all you want.

Who will give the money?

Your pop?

Lali!

How much do you want?

Neetu!

Neetu ma'am.

Have you lost your mind?

Yesterday you were angry

at me and now you're getting into this.

Do you have any other option. Zafar?

If they are telling the truth,

perhaps it's possible that...

If and perhaps in

the same sentence, Neetu.

Do I need to say anything more?

Hunny. I've heard enough of your crap.

No more arguments, please.

Right, until yesterday all of this sounded

like music to your ears, now it's crap!

Yes, we all had our needs...

got carried away, especially me.

We got greedy, took a shortcut

and got involved with a hustler.

Well, you suggested the hustler's name.

Perhaps you are hand in glove with her.

That's enough!

Zafar... Lali... Neetu madam...

for once please believe

what I'm saying.

I swear on my mother.

We are failures when it comes to studies,

but never with the lottery.

So, what was your dream?

Say it.

Lali. what are you doing?

Fine, you can do as you wish!

Count me out, thank you.

Zafa r...

Zafa r...

Zafa r...

Never mind him...

you carry on.

Don't get angry on hearing it.

Come on already!

Okay-

I saw that, while chasing a falling kite,

a mad dog bites you.

Then you start barking like that mad dog...

and go around in circles

chasing your own tail.

Somehow I get there and

as the mad dog jumps at you...

I send it flying with a kick.

Then I lift the other mad dog,

that is you, up in my arms...

and in slow motion I take you

to the veterinarian.

You take a liking to me and...

keep licking my face all

along the way.

The veterinarian pierces

you with big injections...

transforming you into

my friend Hunny again.

Choocha.

You actually dream these things?

Or always cook them up?

I mean, I'm the one who's

getting screwed every time.

Except for the last one,

all dreams are real.

I swear.

Of course.

It's better to be hounded

by Bholi than to have a friend like you.

Don't say that.

A friend in need is a friend indeed.

Don't I always save you in the dreams?

Dude, if you're through with the reunion,

can we decode the number?

Number!

Dog...

A dog bit...

with his teeth.

And a dog has 32 teeth.

3 plus 2 makes 5.

When a dog bites...

you get 14 injections.

1 plus 4 is also 5.

The number is five.

What colour was the dog?

You or the mad dog that bit you?

Black.

Black dog...

Black dog is...

Bhairo Baba's pet.

And Bhairo Baba's temple

is behind the old fort.

The old for! is in Delhi and...

Delhi's old name is...

lndraprastha.

Indraprastha lottery number five!

We got the number,

what about the money?

I can help you with some.

My savings and other investments

add up to about 300,000.

125,000 is for Zafar's dad's treatment...

You can use the rest, if it helps.

What about Zafar?

Zafar is not ready to listen.

Well, we need more money...

I can manage some

but we'll still fall short.

I will get the rest.

No, Lali. your restaurant is already...

Precisely why I have to see this through.

And what plans do we have?

Hello?

Who is it?

My mother!

Hail thee!

The Mother Goddess has called on me

from the temple

Hey... you better stop laughing. okay?

We're artists renowned for our art.

Our art is priceless.

Sure, if you say so!

Both of you do look cute.

I'm going in now...

don't want to miss your entry.

Dude, what's down there?

Where?

Dude!

Hail the Goddess of the lions

Long live your reign

Long live your reign

Always be praised

If I was the lion of your temple

That's our cue.

All the best. dude!

I would take you on my back

and through the jungle

I would be blessed by you every day

If I was the lion of your temple

If I was the lion of your temple

If I was the lion of your temple

If I was the lion of your temple

If I was the peacock in your garden

If I was the peacock in your garden

If I was the peacock in your garden

The peacock in your garden.

If I was the peacock in your garden.

If I was the peacock in your garden

Where the hell is Choocha?

If I was the peacock in your garden

The entire amount for what?

Last time he didn't perform.

Today you ruined the costume.

Won't I take it out of your money?

What about the trouble I went through?

By God. Pradhan. I've seen enough swindlers

but you beat them all.

You're taking advantage of our innocence.

Aren't you?

Innocence, my foot!

Hello... Lali...

We didn't get as much as we expected...

I'll try and figure some other way.

But I suggest you push a little harder too.

Dear God, I don't know what's going

to happen today...

or how it will finally unfold...

I leave it all up to you.

Please. get us through.

You know what's best for us.

Just get us out of this mess, please!

Brother. the dopehead ran away

with the petrol tank.

Thank you sir, which way did he go'?

No man, I don't eat non-veg food.

Where is he?

Bloody dopehead,

I won't spare you today!

Why are you after my motorcycle?

Whoa, take it easy.

What have I done?

This fuel tank is from

your aircraft, is it'?

What have I done?

If it's not mine. is it yours?

On your feet, you jerk!

Time to take you to the cops.

Then we will know whose tank it is!

Fine, let's go.

You think I'm afraid?

I'm not a loser.

I can buy the cops at

the snap of my fingers.

My pockets are overflowing with money.

Look at this

take a good look...

What?!

Never seen so much money

in one go, have you?

Dumbstruck, aren't you'?

How come you have all this money?

Remember I had told you...

my money is gathering dust.

I have 12 shops in Gandhinagar...

all leased out.

I even file my income tax returns.

All my wealth is white...

only my deeds are black.

What will you do with this money?

I'll make paper boats and

leave them in the sewer...

you've got a problem?

What if I double your money

in a few hours?

What do you say?

Sardarji...

are you high on something too'?

Shut up!

Or I'll slap you hard!

I'm not taking your money for nothing...

you can have my motorcycle as collateral.

Alright, you can have it.

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