Funeral Kings Page #6

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running to our parents.

We have to handle this

ourselves.

What the f***

are we supposed to do?!

Dig.

Are you crazy?

We can't just wait

for the dog to die!

Chances are he'll be dead by the

time we're done digging anyway.

No f***in' way, no way.

Dude, that's f***ed up.

We have to take it to a vet!

Why? So they can kill him,

and call the cops,

and send us

to f***in' juvenile hall?

And they don't just send you

there for a little while, man.

They send you there for a long

f***in' time.

And it'll get us suspended,

and our parents'll never

look at us the same.

We have to do this ourselves,

man.

We don't have another choice.

Dave, help me get the shovels.

No.

Dave!

We got to save this dog!

We have to.

Where are you going?

To get the god damn shovels.

It's alright, Dave.

We gotta do something.

Maybe we should

take him to the vet,

maybe they can do some-

Keep going, keep going!

...but I really don't think you

have to worry. He's doing fine.

Come on in, take a seat on the couch.

I'll get Mrs. Hamilton.

What did you guys tell them?

Shut up,

they're going to hear you.

We spoke to the veterinarian and

she explained the whole situation.

And we just want

to thank you boys

for doing everything you could

to help Clancy.

It's illegal to hunt

in those woods, you know.

We're just glad it wasn't one

of you kids that got killed.

You boys are very brave.

And we, uh, wanted to do something

for you guys.

Oh no, no, no.

We can't take that!

- Oh please take it.

- We want you to have it.

No, seriously.

It wouldn't be right.

You're David Mason, aren't you?

We, um, picked up a copy of Bloody

Knuckles after we read the article.

Oh, cool!

Yeah, nice.

You, uh, sign a copy for me?

Absolutely!

Alright!

That was brutal.

Who came up with the story?

Davey did.

Nice work, man.

Good call!

Why are you so dirty?

I buried the trunk.

But I managed to grab this.

The Green Dragon card!

Thanks, man.

I still can't believe they were going

to give us a hundred bucks.

Yeah, we should've taken it.

Nah.

I got something better.

Jesus Christ, man!

What is wrong with you?

What?

That's so messed up!

They can buy another copy with the hundred

bucks they were going to give us.

I can't believe

she didn't show her tits!

That's f***ing bullshit!

But you were good though.

Thanks, man.

I'll see you tomorrow, Charlie.

Hey!

Is Andy inside?

Because I need to get

something from him.

You mean the trunk?

He told you about that?

Trunk's gone, Bob.

F*** off.

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