Funeral Kings Page #5
We're going to a party
next week!
Are you shitting me?
Did you get her number?
No...
Dude, don't be a p*ssy.
I can't just like,
ask her for her number.
How are you going to call her
later?
Sh*t.
Alright, yeah... I guess.
Yo, where's Andy?
We're leaving.
He's talking to some girls... I've gotta go
over there in a second and say that he's cool.
You know I can't be
everywhere at once...
Yo I'm serious! Leave the b*tches.
We're going!
Charlie, what the f***, man!
I was mackin' it hard
with those chicks!
Yo, Charlie!
Charlie!
Oh my god.
Yo Charlie!
Hello?!
Chaarlie?!
Forget it, man.
Let's go back inside.
Why'd you do it, Charlie?
Shut the f*** up, Dave.
Seriously, shut the f*** up.
You realize
how screwed we are, right?
Nobody knows who we are.
It's fine.
Yeah, Charlie.
But they saw
a bunch of middle school kids.
So you know
where the cops'll go?
They'll go straight
to the middle school, Charlie!
And you'll be sitting there
like a f***ing idiot!
It's not my fault!
Oh okay, who threw a brick
through a f***ing car window?
You sent me back in there! And there she
is making out with that f***ing creep!
Who was?
Oh Please!
Like you even had a chance.
You wouldn't even know what to do
even if you did!
Stop acting like you know more
than me!
I saw that girl you made out with at camp,
she had a f***in' mustache!
F*** you! You look like your 10 years-old.
Stop kidding yourself!
You boys have fun?
Yo!
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What's it look like?
Just f***in' wait a minute.
The f***ing cops
broke up the party.
But not before I rounded second base
with a sophmore!
What the f***, man!
Charlie totally screwed me!
So I was mackin' it
with this chick, right?
She was totally digging me,
Laughing at all my jokes
and stuff...
And then Charlie comes in,
and practically drags me out of the place.
He f***ed it all up!
Dave! Get the f***ing dog
out of the house!
Sorry...
You should have seen Dave, man.
Humiliating...
Why'd Charlie cock-block you?
He was crying because he didn't
get with Lindsey Prescott.
Amanda Prescott's little
sister? Give me a break!
Yeah! So he bolted out of the
house
and threw a rock, through a
f***in' car window!
That was you guys?! The cops
were all over that place!
Do you know who's car that was?
Yeah, Ryan Sullivan.
That dude's going to kill him.
I don't know, man.
When Ryan came out,
he made a huge scene.
The cops tried
to calm him down,
and a bag of pills
fell out of his pocket.
What?
Yeah, man.
That kid's totally f***ed.
No dude!
It was bullshit.
They thought I stole
some b*tch's credit card.
Did you?
No.
It was my buddy, Rick.
And he didn't steal it,
he found it.
How much did he spend?
I don't know, like three grand?
And my parents let the cops in my
house to search for everything!
They f***ing helped raid my room.
It was ridiculous!
That's bullshit.
Yeah, whatever. I mean I got
everything out of my room
before anybody noticed.
Hey, Andy hasn't talked to you
about anything lately has he?
No... why?
I've got to talk to him
about that.
Hey you got any cigarettes?
Uh, yeah.
I've got two left.
Listen, man.
I might be in trouble...
Hm?
I might be in some trouble...
Yeah, this kid f***ed me over like a week ago,
and sold me an empty box of cigarettes, so I-
Of course he did, man.
You're a push over.
No man, I-
It's my mom.
I've gotta jet.
When are you
coming back to school?
I'm 16.
I'm not coming back.
I doubt it, man. They didn't seem
real worried about the window
when they found out
about the drugs.
Yeah, hopefully.
You know, they probably got those
pills from the video store.
Yeah, I was telling Charlie, that place
is probably like a drug cover.
It is a drug cover.
Yeah, I know, right?
No, I mean Charlie and I
saw the drugs.
He didn't tell you?
What are you talking about?
We saw them dealing drugs
when we were stealing the
bullets for the gun.
You stole bullets
from that guy?!
Hell yeah! But Charlie was too freaked out
to shoot it afterwards.
That's bullshit, it's my gun!
I thought it was Charlie's...
Where are the bullets now?
I've got them.
You want to shoot it?
I don't know, man.
Let's shoot it!
It's your gun!
Yeah, that's not really
a good idea.
What makes you think that Charlie's
It's your gun,
go get it from him!
Charlie's got the gun?!
Charlie! Charlie!
Look, man...
I'm really sorry about-
Dude, give me my gun!
- Keep it down!
- Where is it?!
What are you
going to do with it?
We're gonna shoot it!
I don't know if that's
such a good idea, Andy...
I don't care what you think,
go get my gun!
Jesus, alright.
Where are we going?
You're not coming!
Why not?
'Cause it's my gun.
Well they're my bullets!
You should've just stayed on
set that day
and just waited for her to
take off her top.
They wouldn't have let me watch.
- I was only 12.
- You were in the movie!
They would've had to let you
stick around!
Listen, I've gone along with a lot
of things you guys want to do,
even when they seem
like a bad idea-
Dave!
Relax, it's gonna be fine!
Let me shoot it first.
My uncle used to take me to
the firing range all the time.
I'm a crack marksman.
I'm shooting it first.
Don't people jog in these woods
and go horseback riding and stuff?
Why don't you go home if you're
so f***in' scared, kid?
Come on, man.
Let me shoot it once.
No, man. Back off!
Alright, here we go.
One...
Two...
Three!
You've gotta cock it, man.
Alright, I got it, man.
I got it.
Sh*t, that was awesome.
Give it to me!
I thought
you were a crack marksman.
Shut up!
Whoa! Haha!
That was awesome, man!
Let me try!
Yeah! First shot!
What?
Dave, put a can on your head.
No way!
I'm serious...
Come on, man! It'll be harder
if you're moving!
Charlie! Stop!
Alright, alright,
I'm just f***in' around.
Watch it!
Why didn't you catch it?!
You don't throw
a loaded gun at someone!
Jesus Christ!
Holy sh*t.
Maybe we should
check its pulse.
It's dead, man.
- We should bail.
- Someone check its pulse!
We gotta get the f*** out of here!
What if a ranger comes by?
We can't just leave it here!
We've got to bury it.
- No, man!
- Before it gets dark.
We can't bury it
under the fort, dude.
That's messed up.
F*** this sh*t!
Felix. Felix!
This is far enough!
Just a little farther.
Come on, man.
This is fine.
Alright.
Go get the shovels.
Just let me catch my breath.
Dave...
Don't pet the dog, it's dead.
- Holy sh*t!
- He's alive!
We've got to take him to a vet!
What, are you crazy?!
We can't take a dog with a
bullet wound to the f***in' vet!
What else are we gonna do?
I don't know
how to stitch up a dog.
They don't just stitch up
dogs with bullet wounds, man.
They just bring it around back
and put it to sleep.
Maybe I should call my mom.
No! No one's calling anyone!
We can't just go
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