Funny Face Page #4
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- 1957
- 103 min
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All we want to say is
Lafayette, we are here
On a spree
Bonjour, Paris
- Bonjour.
- Bonjour.
Bonjour!
Well, how was that?
- Allo?
- (chatter)
Duval! I can't hear myself think,
and I'm trying to think in French.
- Maggie!
- Ssh! I'm calling again.
I shouldn't design
a collection for you.
I am jeopardising my position
with Harper's Bazaar and Vogue,
all for a girl who does not appear.
You're too important forjeopardy.
Relax. She will be here without faiI.
You said she would be here at ten
this morning. It is now past five.
- She's not at the hotel.
We've started the campaign.
There isn't time to get someone else.
Well, where is she?
Maybe at the top of the Eiffel Tower,
or the bottom of the Seine.
Maybe she's in a traffic jam.
How should I know?
Oh, c'est naturel.
(both) Bonjour, Paris
Bonjour, bonjour.
I'm throwing a shindig
to christen the Quality Woman.
Leave it to Dick to find
a delicatessen in Paris.
Imported all the way
from Napa Valley, California.
Melons from Florida.
About the guest of honour.
Where is she? How does she look?
If she's here, she looks invisible.
- She didn't show?
- She did not.
These gentlemen are waiting
to do her face, hair.
Duval needs measurements.
Where is she?
I wouldn't like to swear in court,
but I have an idea.
(Miss Prescott)
Do keep it to yourself!
I'll have her here
tomorrow morning at ten without faiI.
In the meantime, be my guests.
Strike.
(beeping)
Salaud! Degueulasse!
Je vous deteste!
Oh, cheri.
This must be the place.
(band tunes up)
Thank you.
Monsieur, Gigi would like to dance.
- Who's Gigi?
- I am Gigi.
Some other time. I just stopped by
to pick up the wife and kids.
All that is delicious
is not nutritious.
Avaricious, av...
I feel a hostile vibration.
That'll be me. Sorry.
Has he been that way long?
Three hours.
It is the uItimate in concentration.
Feels so good when you stop.
I have no doubt
that in less than ten years,
people everywhere will know that
only empathicalism can bring peace.
Peace through understanding
is the only real...
Well, hello. How are you?
Just fine, thank you.
How are you?
How long have you been in Paris?
This is Mr Avery.
These are my friends.
How do you do, boys?
Would you mind if I had
my own conversation with this lady?
- They don't understand English.
- You were talking English.
It's hard to explain,
but it's all part of empathicalism.
We don't have to communicate
with words.
They understand me through the way
I feel, and the tone of my voice.
- Sort of like a dog.
- Obviously, you don't understand.
Who's buying the wine?
- I am.
- I understand more than you think.
- If you're saying that the wine...
- Let me show you something.
Gentlemen, may I tell you
that you look like a mess of worms?
And that you not only look like,
but you are, a mess of worms.
I'll bet you've been here
all these years
because if you left,
you'd be picked up for vagrancy.
- Bravo.
- Your defence rests.
This isn't funny.
You don't belong here.
Neither do you,
which brings us to why I'm here.
Monsieur, you dance with Mimi?
No, thanks, I'm busy.
Didn't Gigi tell you?
That's very rude,
refusing to dance with Mimi.
Where I come from,
the man asks the girl to dance.
You must come from the Stone Age.
We think freely here. If a girl wants
to dance with a man, she asks him.
We're not inhibited by
outmoded social conventions.
I can see that.
Do you ask men to dance with you?
Isn't it time you realised
that dancing is nothing more than
a form of expression or release?
There's no need to be formal
or cute about it.
As a matter of fact, I rather feel
like expressing myself now.
And I could certainly use a release.
(discordant dramatic music)
(slow, moody jazz)
(fastjazz)
- Bonsoir. Vous etiez formidable.
- Merci.
You certainly made friends
and influenced people.
They're empathicalists.
You talk a lot about empathy.
Ever do anything about it yourself?
I don't know what you mean.
- Why not throw some empathy my way?
- I still don't know what you mean.
How do you think I feel
when you don't show up?
I'm responsible for you.
An empathicalist should feel me
asking for unemployment insurance.
Show up where?
They've been waiting for you
at Duval's all day.
I had no idea. Nobody toId me.
We've been calling you
on the telephone for hours.
I've been at the cafe all day.
I'm terribly sorry.
I don't want to sound like
the personnel department,
but you ought to get to bed early.
The camera picks up everything.
I don't want to spend my life
retouching your pictures.
When we're done, you can spend
all your time making small talk.
Small talk? I suppose you think
the neckline of a dress
makes for worId-shaking conversation?
Anything you don't understand,
you call small talk.
- What do you think of Flostre?
- Don't change the subject.
- It's the same subject.
- I haven't met Flostre.
You haven't? By now
I thought you two'd be buddies.
You don't find Flostre in cafes,
except on special occasions.
Not everyone interested in
empathicalism meets him,
any more than every American
meets the President.
An invitation to Flostre's home
is a great honour,
and as hard to get
as an invitation to...
The White House.
I don't think jokes about Flostre
are funny.
No more jokes. But let's be friendly.
We have to work together.
You don't have to be friendly
to work together. Acquainted will do.
Am I supposed to
go over to Duval's now?
I said you'd be there at 10:30am.
- I'll be there.
- Promise?
I said I'd be there, and I will.
- AIright.
- This is where I get off.
Wait a minute. Don't go away mad.
Can't we walk and get friendly,
or better acquainted, or something?
No, thanks. I've got to go to bed.
I don't want you spending
your life retouching my pictures.
You are mad, aren't you?
No, I'm not mad, I...
I'm hurt, and disappointed, and...
..and mad.
(clattering)
I didn't mean to
start any scene to
Make you sigh, or to die
It's most immoral
for us to quarrel
Why can't we both agree?
Don't you know Ben Franklin
wrote about this thing at length?
On the proposition that
if we'll just warm up?
We'll be much stronger
and live much longer
Let's kiss and make up
Come on, let's wake up
For I need you, and you need me
Let's kiss and make up
No use to break up
When we can work in harmony
I'll give you your way
You'll give me my way
And out the doorway
Our cares will fly away
If we'd be happy
The way is clear
Let's kiss and make up
No use to break up
We need each other, dear
(beeping)
(mooing)
(Spanish music)
(chatter)
What are they doing?
They've been hours.
There was a lot to be done.
- They don't look happy.
- They don't look unhappy.
I can't tell. Do they look pleased?
- They don't look displeased.
- (Duval) Everyone.
- The grand finale.
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