Funny Face Page #3
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- Year:
- 1957
- 103 min
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in the book shop?
Get her up here. Order books.
- A large order, so she can't refuse.
- $50 worth?
Yes, $50 worth if necessary.
$50 to get her up here. We'll have to
drug her to get her to Paris.
Er, Miss Prescott, please.
- Lettie, you'd better come out here.
- I've got the books she ordered.
Miss Prescott's secretary
will deal with you.
Oh, it's you. Well, come on in.
Come on.
The books are here.
Come in.
That'll be $52 and 75 cents,
and $1 .20 for the taxi.
$53.95.
Drop the books.
Come on, drop the books.
- On the floor?
- Yes, drop them.
Straighten up, shoulders back.
If you girls only knew
I didn't come here
to enrol in a military school.
All I want is $53.95.
The Modigliani is $12.50,
and the Braque and Hieronymus Bosch
come to $22.75.
$7 for the postimpressionists
and $10.50 for The Egyptians -
Fourth to Seventh Dynasties
make it a total of $52.75,
and there's $1 .20 for the taxi.
- Talks incessantly.
- The body's good.
It'll be better
when we get through with it.
- Through with what?
- She might do.
Might do what?
The bones are good.
Suppose we leave my bones alone
and give me my $53.95?
The eyebrows up, a light powder.
She needs a marvellous mouth.
The hair is awful. It must come off.
Would you mind telling me
what all this is about?
We may as well get started. Babs,
get that dreadful thing off of her.
Now, wait a minute. Just a minute.
Don't! Stop!
This is my second and last encounter
with you lunatics.
You just keep your hands off me,
all of you.
I make a delivery and find myself
being pillaged and plundered.
Well, I'll have no more of it.
I don't want my hair cut.
I don't want my eyebrows up or down.
I want them where they are.
And I see no functional advantage
in a marvellous mouth.
I'm leaving now, and if anyone
makes a move to stop me
there'll be plenty of hair cut,
and it won't be mine.
Bring her back, girls, alive!
(women) Hurry up.
Hurry. Over here.
Hey,
didn't you see that light outside?
In desperation, one does not examine
one's avenue of escape.
Oh, it's you.
I'm sorry if I spoiled a print.
That's alright.
What's all the desperation about?
Those people.
They don't care about
anyone's feelings.
Pulling my clothes
and cutting my hair.
- (knock at door)
- (woman) Is that girl in there?
(whispers) Don't give me away.
Maybe you should give them
a chance...
There was no one here when I came in.
If you see her, hang on to her.
I'll do that.
I'm afraid it's all my fauIt.
I thought you'd make a good model.
This is your idea?
Yeah, I'm the one you sue.
Oh, how could I be a model?
I have no illusions about my looks.
I think my face is funny.
That's what Maggie said.
I hate to admit it,
but she's right.
What you call funny,
I call interesting.
It's too ridiculous
even to think about.
- I couldn't do it.
- Let me be the judge of that.
I wouldn't take you to Paris
if I didn't think you'd work out.
- Paris?
- Yeah. Look at it this way.
Modelling
may not be as bad as you think.
If it is, you'll be in Paris.
You can see your Professor Whosis.
- Flostre?
- Yeah.
You can talk to him
and go to his lectures.
That way it won't be a total loss.
A means to an end.
Or a means to a beginning,
according to how it works out.
Now, let's see.
There we are.
- Oh, no.
- What's the matter?
How can you possibly
make a model out of that?
You can't be serious.
When I'm done, you'll look like...
What do you call beautifuI?
A tree. You'll look like a tree.
Frankly, dear,
Self-appraisal often makes us sad
And if I add, your funny face
appeals to me
Please don't think
I've suddenly gone mad
You have all the qualities
of Peter Pan
I'd go far before I'd find
a sweeter pan
I love your funny face
Your sunny, funny face
For you're a cutie
With more than beauty
You've got a lot of
personality for me
You fill the air with smiles
Though you're no Mona Lisa
For worIds I'd not replace
Your sunny, funny face
I love your funny face
Your sunny, funny face
You're not exotic
But so hypnotic
You're much too much
If you can cook the way you look
I'd swim the ocean wide
Just to have you by my side
Though you're no Queen of Sheba
For worIds I'd not replace
Your sunny
funny
face
(excited chatter)
Ladies, feast your eyes
on our Quality Woman.
Marvellous!
I didn't realise.
My dear, let me do the apologising.
I behaved abominably.
She's agreed to go to Paris.
She can hardly wait.
Marvellous!
This is not a loss of integrity.
It is a means to an end, and...
There's no time for talking.
Tell us on the plane.
AIright, girls, we've got to
get cracking. To work and to Paris.
- Would you like a tour of Paris?
- No, we're not tourists.
Do we look like people
who gape all day?
They can't understand anyone
coming here to work.
our hotels and get some rest.
- I am exhausted.
- I know how you feel.
I'm so tired it's an effort for me
to say I'm tired.
(Miss Prescott) Goodbye.
I'll be in touch.
I want to step out
Down the Champs Elysees
From the Arch of Triumph
To the Petit Palais
That's for me
Bonjour, Paris
I want to wander
Through the Saint-Honore
Do some window-shopping
In the Rue de la Paix
That's for me
Bonjour, Paris
I want to see the den
of thinking men
Like Jean-PauI Sartre
I must philosophise
with all the guys
Around Montmartre and Montparnasse
(all) I'm strictly tourist
But I couldn't care less
When they parlez-vous me
Then I gotta confess
That's for me
Bonjour, Paris
Light up the Louvre museum
Jazz up the Latin quarter
To show the richest
and the poorest
Here it comes
This has got to be illegal
What I feel
Tres gai, tres chic,
tres magnifique
C'est moi, c'est vous,
c'est grand, c'est tutu
It's too good to be true
All the things we can do
You do things to my point of view
We can show you the north
Or we can show you the south
Then we can show you the west
Come on and show me the best
That's for me
Bonjour, Paris
- (crowd) Bonjour!
- Bonjour!
That's for me
Bonjour, Paris
(crowd) Bonjour!
Living is easy
The living is high
All good Americans
Should come here to die
Bonjour!
Is it real?
Am I here?
Am I here?
Is it real?
There's something missing
(both)
There's something missing, I know
(all) There's something missing
Something missing, I know
There's still one place
I've got to go
(gasps)
- Oh!
- Oh, no!
I thought that you were tired
I heard you say that you
You said
that you were so exhausted
You said you needed sleep
You toId me that you had to rest
You said you ought to rest
Is this what you call rest?
This fussing and fretting
is getting my goat
Let's all let our hair down
We're in the same boat
(all) We're strictly tourists
You can titter and jeer
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