Funny Farm Page #7

Hey, what is this?

- And I don't want a divorce.

- Neither do I.

- You don't?

- Of course not.

I don't know what I was doing.

You were acting so strange.

I know I was. I'm sorry.

So am I.

Hold it. Wait a minute here.

What the hell is going on?

[ANDY SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]

What?

He says the house is no longer for sale.

Well, he can't do that.

[ANDY SPEAKS INDISTINCTLY]

He says we've decided to stay.

Come on, Betsy.

Let's get the hell out of here.

- You'll be hearing from my attorney, Farmer.

ANDY:
F*** you.

He says...

...you can contact him through

the law offices of Marion Corey, Jr.

[CAROLERS SINGING "JINGLE BELLS"]

BUD:
Out of the way.

Get out of the way.

Out of the way.

Out of the way.

Shut up!

Everybody gather around.

Gather around, everybody.

May I have your attention, please?

I have an announcement to make.

Sorry, Andy and Elizabeth. We let those two

get away. We'll do better next time.

ANDY:

That doesn't matter anymore.

I have good news.

We're not leaving.

We've decided to stay.

[MURMURING]

What about our money?

Well, I know that was

part of the original plan...

...but the circumstances have changed.

We still get our money, don't we?

Well, I'm sure that all of you...

...in the spirit of the joyous

Christmas season...

...will find it in your hearts...

Perhaps not.

[DUCKS QUACKING]

All right.

ANDY:
Mayor Barclay ruled we weren't

liable for the 15 grand...

...since we never actually

sold the house.

But we decided to make good

on the $50 bonuses...

...which greatly improved

our relationship with the town.

Elizabeth, meanwhile,

has had two new books published.

And I've been working

for the Redbud Gazette.

As a novelist, I turned out to be

a pretty good sportswriter.

Before leaving New York...

...Elizabeth and I thought we knew

exactly what we were getting into.

Well, we were wrong

about almost everything.

But one thing we had right.

Moving to the country was

the best decision we ever made.

- We're tied.

- All right. Bring it in, bring it in.

- Safe!

- What?

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