Funny Games U.S. Page #2

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Me too.

Here you go.

Thank you very much. Thank you.

I'll tell Mrs. Thompson

how nice you were.

Do what you have to do.

Have a nice day.

Excuse me?

Lucky. Lucky. Get down.

Come on, come on, stop that.

Get out of here. Go on, get lost.

I'm sorry. He's completely harmless.

He just wants to play.

That's a strange way to play.

- Did he hurt you?

- Peter is afraid of dogs.

Oh, I'm sorry.

Me too. He jumped on me.

- I'm really sorry.

- Yeah.

- Should I lock him up so you can leave?

- That won't be necessary.

- I can call my husband.

- It's not gonna be necessary.

It's my fault.

I completely forgot about the dog.

I should've come myself and...

Wow.

That's a really great set of clubs.

It's Callaway, right?

Awesome.

These are wonderful. May I?

I guess we don't

stand a chance tomorrow, do we?

The club doesn't make the player.

That's true.

Would you mind if I tried this?

Just once, please? Real quick.

Outside. Please? Yes?

I'll hit it towards the bay. Yes?

If it makes you happy.

Thank you.

Thanks a lot. Really.

Thank you.

Excuse me.

He loves golf. We both do.

- Excuse me?

- We both do. We both love golf.

Lucky!

Lucky. Be quiet.

- What's the matter with him?

I don't know.

It's probably too hot for him too.

I'll take a look.

It's wonderful. It really

makes a difference, like night and day.

Thanks a lot.

Sure.

Lucky!

Where's Tom?

- Who?

Did you give him the eggs?

Excuse me?

Driver's really first class.

You have to try it.

Listen, young man, I don't know

what kind of game you're playing...

...but I don't wanna be a part of it.

Would you please leave now?

What game?

I'm sorry, ma'am, but I don't understand

why you're suddenly being so unfriendly.

- Did Tom or I do anything to upset you?

Please leave.

Did you misbehave while I was outside?

Was he rude?

- Did he say something that...?

- Stop it.

I've asked you nicely to leave.

Now I'd like you to go.

Well...

I don't understand what's upset you,

but if you insist.

Just give Tom the eggs,

and we won't bother you anymore.

Excuse me?

We'll have to tell Eve and Fred. Nothing

like this has happened to me before.

What about you?

- Can you just give us the eggs, please?

- No.

How dare you.

Please just go. Right now.

Did I do something wrong?

I asked you to leave. I want you to go.

Have you seen the dog? Is he with you?

- Will you throw them out?

- It's good you're here, Mr. Farber.

- That's your name, isn't it? Farber?

- Yes.

Yeah, Fre... Mr. Thompson told us.

- What's going on?

- I want them to leave.

Your wife's under the wrong impression.

I'm happy you're here.

I'm certain you can

figure out this misunderstanding.

- George, please.

- Dad, I can't...

Just go. Please, go.

Hey, Ann.

This is ridiculous. I can't believe this.

- Honey, do you mind...?

- No, he's fine.

- May I please explain what happened?

- Please do.

Mrs. Thompson sent me over

to ask for some eggs, and then...

Your wife gave Peter the eggs,

but, unfortunately, they broke.

And then she gave me

another four eggs...

...but the dog jumped on me,

and now...

You had a dozen and you're going

shopping on Monday anyway.

We just want the eggs, that's all.

Ann, can you tell me

what's going on here?

Honey, can you just tell

me what's going on?

Just give them to them.

- Can I have them now?

- Hold on a moment.

Ann, if it's just about some eggs,

why are you so angry?

Look, I'm not going

to justify myself in front...

I asked you to throw them out.

Maybe I have my reasons.

Do what you want. I've had enough.

Ann.

I'm sorry.

My wife's not feeling well, so...

Yeah.

Could you please leave?

I can hardly play the mediator

if I don't know the facts, now, can I?

So could you just leave, please?

Please, the...

- What?

- Just give them to him.

- What the hell is going on here?

- Nothing's going on, sir.

He asked for the eggs,

the dog attacked him, they broke.

Now he would like some more.

What is so difficult to understand?

You better watch your tone,

young man.

You better be careful, old man,

or I'll break your eggs.

Now, please leave, right now.

Mr. Farber?

- What?

Dad!

Is it broken?

Hey, hey, come on, come on,

come on.

Hey. Come on. Behave yourself.

Behave yourself, okay?

Okay? I don't want to hurt you...

...so you have to behave yourself.

Mom.

- What is it, baby?

Please, just, ma'am,

stay where you are, okay?

Please, stay.

- He slapped me in the face.

- Yeah, he started it.

You can help him,

just don't do anything stupid. Help him.

- You should bring him a chair.

What happened?

It's my knee.

You should take off his pants.

He should sit. Bring him a chair.

Go get him a chair, honey.

Be careful.

Peter is a... He's a medical student.

He can help you with it.

Can you please take off your pants?

If you don't let me see

your wound, I can't help you.

I'm sorry I hurt you,

but you forced me to, you must admit.

Come on, Mr. Farber,

be reasonable. Let him look at your leg.

He can help you with it.

Would you please...

...leave?

Please.

We won't get anywhere like this.

You have to let him help you,

you don't really have a choice.

You're the ship's captain, sir.

You're aware that onboard,

the captain's word is law, aren't you?

So, what do you want to do?

You want to call someone?

An ambulance or the police?

I won't stop you.

Neither will Tom. Right, Tom?

Well, what are you waiting for?

He dropped the cell phone in the sink.

- Why are you doing this?

Why not?

Okay, let's play another game.

It's a guessing game.

What is this?

Sir?

It's a golf ball.

Correct. It's a golf ball.

But why do I have it in my pocket?

Hm? The lady knows why.

Because...?

Well?

Well?

Because you didn't hit it.

Correct. Because I didn't hit it.

And why didn't I hit it?

Because something stopped you.

Correct. Because I had

to test the club in another way.

Where is he?

Cold.

Even colder.

Cold.

Ice cold.

Warmer.

Warmer.

Little cold.

Warmer.

Warmer.

Warmer.

Cold.

Cold.

Warmer.

Warm, cold.

Warmer.

Really warm.

Would you please go to the kitchen

and get me something to eat?

That be possible?

Maybe there's some bananas or...

Please don't think about bringing back

a knife or anything like that...

...or I'd be sorry.

For you, I mean.

It's getting cloudy.

That's very nice of you, thank you.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Yeah!

Hello!

Hi, sweetie.

Where are you?

Come on down to the water.

We're both thinking the same thing,

aren't we?

Hm?

We saw your boat.

Hi, Betsy.

Hi, Robert.

When did you get here?

Today.

We're still unpacking.

How long you staying?

Probably a week or two.

We're not sure yet.

Oh, wonderful. So nice to see you.

Let me help you.

Thank you.

- Have you ever met my sister-in-law?

No.

Pleased to meet you.

Hello, nice to meet you too.

Hello. Hi, Robert.

Hi, how are you?

Fine.

This is Paul. He's staying

with the Thompsons next door.

- Hi, pleased to meet you.

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