Funny Money Page #9

-I reaIIy need you.

CaroI needs me more.

And you know what I reaIized tonight?

-I need her.

-And I need some pants.

Mr. Perkins!

Your wife CaroI...

what a taIent!

I'd very much Iike to give her

a show at my gaIIery.

-ReaIIy?

-Yes.

And I think

this might beIong to you.

I have one just Iike it.

I must have picked yours by mistake.

SoI, I have the feeIing

you won't be needing those pants.

Happy birthday, Henry.

We are out of here.

Come on, baby.

Ladies and gentlemen,

FeIdman's Wax Fruit presents...

Tom Jones!

Come on!

-Hey, have you seen Henry Perkins?

-Haven't you heard? Henry's dead.

-Hi, Vic, how are you?

-Hey.

Henry? I got it!

Henry, this is the briefcase

with the money.

-Vic, Henry, they're here!

-Where?

Mr. Perkins!

It's being over five minutes.

"Brerfcurse"!

-What?

-What?

Awesome, it's Iike seeing

some Tarantino movie.

Happy birthday to

Brerfcurse!

Looks Iike we'II aII be going

to the morgue.

Make a wish, honey.

Drop it!

They're reaI buIIets, everybody.

Run!

What the heII is going on?

-Great party, Henry.

-Thanks.

He's got a gun.

-Let's go!

-Go, go, go!

I'm a cop!

I'm a cop!

Let's go!

-Run!

-Hurry!

Henry, I changed my mind.

I want to go to BarceIona.

It's not BarceIona, it's Greece.

Greece?

I aIways wanted to go to Greece.

It's my dream.

-I Iove you.

-I Iove you too.

Let's get down

through the back stairs. Come on!

My fish!

I need backup. Send heIp.

Send the Swat team, send anybody.

We're Iive at Hoboken, New Jersey,

where a vioIent shooting...

has Ieft three men dead.

VasiIe ZoIton, suspected Romanian

crime syndicated boss...

was one of the three men

found dead...

in the apartment

of Henry and CaroI Perkins.

Detective Dennis Slater

is the officer who crack the case.

Detective Slater,

how did you do it?

l cannot comment

on the particuIars of this case.

Are you watching

what I'm watching?

On a personal note

white sIavery is wrong...

sex toys should be

for aduIts onIy...

and drugs kill as is evidenced

by this ghastIy occurrence.

Hey, Iisten, I spoke to the broke.

He said we give him cash.

What the heII is this?

Perkins!

Perkins!

Henry, you're the man.

I toId you, Vic.

Yeah, but, CaroI, I'm sorry you missed

your fIight to Greece.

Who needs Greece

when we're on Paradise?

-Hey, can I see it, honey?

-Yeah, come on.

"VoiI".

CaroI!

Lower your hand, honey.

Come on, baby.

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