Fury of the Fist and the Golden Fleece Page #2

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So basically what I was trying

to ask you is, if I can

rob your restaurant?

Ju know what,

I don't see nothing.

Ju know,

I don't see anything, man.

Guapo, I'm standing right here.

-Manolo.

-How come you don't see nothing?

Manolo, I don't see nothing.

But I am right here!

Manolo, you're not listening,

I don't see nothing,

man, it's okay.

You know, whatever, it's okay,

I don't see nothing.

Primo, I am right here!

Manolo, listen to what I say.

I don't see nothing.

I can't see ju, ju know.

No eyes on ju. I don't see ju.

Oh! Oh!

It's okay.

Whoa. Let's get it on!

Hey, man give me the watch.

-Hey, hey, hey, okay.

-Give me your watch.

Listen up, motherfuckers!

In 1462, Nostradamus predicted

that a bad motherf***er would

appear upon the land.

The sun will refuse to shine,

and a darkness would

fall upon the land.

Today is the day.

Prepare thyself,

the Superfly is here!

What's up!

My name is Superfly.

Put the weight on it.

We giving away free

8-tracks for the kids.

But everybody

will make a donation,

or I will Suge Knight

your ass, okay.

Everybody.

-Even your punk ass.

-Yeah!

My name is Superfly!

Superfly!

Everybody empty your pockets!

Listen to the man.

Yeah.

Superfly, motherfuckers!

[all yelling]

What is this?

Give me that purse!

What the hell you

think you doing?

What are you talking about, man?

This ain't your house no more.

-This is my house.

-This is my house, too.

What? You need to go home,

play some Nintendo,

or do something.

-Be nice, okay.

-Hey, do you know who...

Do you know I'm big-head...

Hey, do y'all know big-heads,

fools who I am?

Don't you know who I am?

Okay, just relax. Go home,

play some Nintendo.

What you gonna do?

Exactly, that's what I thought.

Hey, everybody,

go bum rush this fool.

Whoop this fool!

You wanna do something, okay.

[yelling]

-Puto.

-What you gonna do?

[grunting]

Ana Conda, go beat some ass.

Okay.

[laughing]

[Superfly] You motherfuckers!

Ana Conda, kick him again!

Like your dad, yeah,

that's what I'm

talking about, fool.

You know what,

on second thought,

I think I'm gonna come back,

work on some things.

Take it easy, you know,

what you gotta be so grumpy for?

You know, like,

I didn't really mean...

Okay, Primo,

I see you later, man.

That's what I'm talking about,

Ana Conda, just like your pops.

-Hey, ugly.

-Hey, ugly!

Hey, ugly.

What the hell you say, fool?

Little Barbie doll.

What the hell you want?

Do we have a problem,

Mr. Barbie Doll?

[chuckles]

I probably banged your mama,

you're probably my child.

You're probably my

little big-head baby.

I probably

banged your mama, too.

Now get that.

My name is Superfly!

[grunting]

Superfly is dead!

Who the f*** is this?

That's The Fist.

The coolest porn star

in the 1970's.

The hair of his hair,

in the wind of the air,

blows through

his luscious locks.

But where's your cucumber?

You know what happened

in the '80s

the AIDS came, b*tch!

Attack!

[grunting]

[exclaiming]

[yelling]

Get out of my kitchen,

what are you doing

in my kitchen?

See what you got now?

[yelling]

Payback, sucker! Solid.

Let's go.

Come on! Ugh! Yeah!

Get into me

So, you're trying to tell OJ

that that's The Fist.

As in Enter The Fist?

Fist of Bangarian.

Fist or Be Fisted!

Yeah, man.

That guy, he was the

number one porno star

in all the universe,

better than the Kardashian lady.

Much better. Better looking,

you know what I'm saying.

Guapo, do I look gullible?

What color is my skin? Come on.

That's a silly question,

man, ju black as night,

like a panther, in the darkness.

That's right! That means I

don't believe the president.

I do believe the judge.

And I don't believe that no

millionaire works

at a bagel shops.

I don't believe it.

How can he work here?

Ju know, once upon a time

he used to be a

normal guy like ju and me.

-Normal?

-Normal. Like ju and I.

-Like me and ju.

-Like us?

Normal.

Like he clocked in at

nine o'clock and got off

at five.

Like ju and me.

Like his check was only $150.

-Like I and you.

-Normal.

Normal. Like this was guy just a

normal guy like me and ju.

-That's pretty damn normal.

-He was normal, man.

Normal, you know,

like me and you.

He's more normal than--

No, not more normal,

just normal.

Like you're normal. I normal.

Me and you. You and I.

We're normal.

And he was normal normal?

Or he was just normal.

He was just normal.

-So it's just one normal?

-One day, yeah, normal guy.

One normal?

What you mean one normal,

there's only one f***ing normal,

how much more normal

can you get?

Well you said normal like

four times,

I got a little confused.

He was a normal guy.

He was a f***ing normal guy.

Okay, well, he's normal,

I get it, I think.

-Just look at the

f***ing flashback.

-Okay.

[The Fist]

Well I really had a great time

with you Chastity.

I'd like to take you out

again sometime.

-Yeah. Whatever.

-Great, great!

My, not on the lips!

[laughing maniacally]

Come, witch.

Time to make a movie.

Could you hold this for me.

Yes, yes, one b*tch,

two b*tches...

three b*tch, four b*tch.

What, you've never seen

a real pimp before?

Money makes the world go round,

but b*tches make the money!

Limp dick.

Let's go, b*tches.

Let's go make some money.

[laughing maniacally]

[screaming]

[El Guapo] He couldn't even

get action from

an action figure, this guy.

That's when he found

the fleece.

[Okinawa]

Flees? The Fist got flees?

[El Guapo]

No man, fleece. Fleece.

[Okinawa]

Don't know what you're saying.

Fees or flees?

[El Guapo] Fleece, man. Okay?

Fleece, like the golden fleece.

A f***ing jacket.

You know what I'm saying.

Like you wear a f***ing

jacket, a fleece.

Sometimes, a man

can't take it anymore.

Then the man's got to stand up

and say, get out of my way,

my time has come.

And I'm coming with it.

[grunts]

So that's, you know,

that's when The Fist started

doing sh*t, you know,

slaying b*tches left and right.

Then he lost his mojo,

man, he lost the fleece.

-What? He lost the fleece?

-He lost the fleece.

Damn, who stole it?

Nobody knows why or how or who.

But he lost his mojo,

like, you know,

and I said,

"Fist, I wanna see ju bang!"

I like to watch him bang,

ju know.

He said, "No, I don't want to

bang these whores no more

because they're whores,

you know."

Horse like in Seabiscuit?

No, man, whores.

Like the horses that run around

the track, horses?

What the f*** ju talking,

whores, man!

Horse like Mr. Ed horse?

No, man, whores like putas,

like whores putas.

Ju know what I'm saying?

-Oh, you mean whores!

-Whores! Man. Whores!

That accent, man.

Whores! Like listen to me,

ju get one guy to bang twelve

women in one night,

this is torture.

But if you get one womans

to bang twelve mens

in one night,

that's puro.

Now ju talking my language,

all night she do that sh*t.

The Fist, he stopped the porn,

and he say to me,

"I want to find the one."

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