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without her hands."

So, you know, I am Joanne.

I am my father's daughter.

And so, that's what this record is about.

That's very beautiful.

Thank you. Thanks for listening.

No, thank you for playing it.

Thank you.

It's a gift to your father.

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah, this is it.

She's got this thing on her door.

[Joe] She always leaves her door open.

[Lady Gaga] It's Ed McMahon.

Ed McMahon?

[Grandma] It's Ed McMahon?

Hi, Grandma!

Hello there.

Hi.

Oh, doll.

I missed you.

You are such a precious angel.

You are.

So?

I missed you.

What a comfy place. Joe is right there.

You like it?

That's the same photo

that's in the restaurant.

My father. That's Joanne.

[Joe] You believe that's me?

Boy, I was a goodlooking kid.

[Grandma] Where were you?

[Lady Gaga] Do you want something

to drink? Should I make you some coffee?

[Joe] I could have a cup.

[Grandma] All right.

This is what I wanted you to order.

[Lady Gaga] Is this a peach?

Can I have a peach, Grandma?

Of course.

You can have anything that you find there.

It's like a vacuum.

[laughs]

Why you got

this sexy picture of me over here?

[Grandma laughs]

Stefani.

It's my headshots when I was...

[Grandma] They're headshots.

I think I was 15.

I was a serious actress.

Here. This proves that she had braces.

Hey, if I had kept that gap, then I would

have even more problems with Madonna.

[Joe] Oh, that's true.

Oh, these are beautiful.

There is an album here

with something that she wrote.

That's one of her...

This is Joanne's handwriting, right?

"Hear what I'm not saying.

Don't be fooled.

I wear a mask. A thousand masks.

So I play the game. The glittering

but empty parade of the masks."

What is that?

A poem she wrote.

[Joe] How come I never saw this album?

[Grandma] I was always afraid

you were going to raid it.

[chuckles]

Grandma, this is awesome!

Whatever you want, honey, take.

"Directions for making things.

By Joanne Germanotta."

Oh, look at that.

"Joseph Germanotta

was lent one superball."

[Grandma laughs]

She used to make him sign that he bo

borrowed something.

[laughing]

She would make him stop letting

[Lady Gaga] "He may use it for one hour."

She had a great sense of humor,

I tell you.

She was a joy.

I got her for the 19 years.

[Lady Gaga] That's good.

[sighs]

That's good.

So...

You want to play the song for her?

You ready to hear it?

I guess.

It won't be as good quality

because it's just from my phone, but

It's all right.

So we'll just play it,

and then if you get upset, we don't

have to talk about it. We'll you know?

It's okay. We can just...

Honey, it's been a long time.

I know. I just wanted to be sens

It's been over 40 years, so...

I know.

I know. I just want to be sensitive.

["Joanne" playing]

Take my hand

Stay, Joanne

Heaven's not

Ready for you

Every part...

[Joe] This is the one, right?

She made that one?

Yeah.

[Grandma] She had a lot of talent,

but she didn't have enough time.

Girl, where do you think you're going?

Where do you think

You're going, going, girl?

Girl, where do you think you're going?

Where do you think

You're going, going, girl?

Honestly, I know where you're going

And baby, you're just moving on

And I'll still love you

Even if I can't

See you anymore

Can't wait to see you soar

Girl, where do you think you're going?

Where do you think

You're going, going, girl?

Girl, where do you think you're going?

Where do you think

You're going, going, girl?

That's a beautiful piece.

Really.

You like it?

That's beautiful.

Thanks.

I wrote it for you and Dad.

Oh, my dear.

You are...

You're just so special.

Anyway...

Thanks for listening to it.

I love you.

Did I get it right?

Yes, you did.

Okay.

Good one.

I'll miss you.

Good luck with all this, dear.

Yeah.

And don't...

don't become maudlin over all this.

It's a long time.

And for the 19 years that we had her...

she was precious,

and she's not been forgotten, ever.

Okay.

Okay?

[Joe] What a trip.

Bye, Grandma!

All right, let's hit the road.

All right, let's get stoned

in Grandma's car.

I'm just kidding. [laughs]

[man] Legend Tony Bennett

turning 90 years old today,

and he is celebrating in a big way.

[woman] He'll also be joined

by Lady Gaga this evening

for a special music and light show

that will feature

[man] Happy birthday, Tony.

Could you grab me a towel, Tyler?

Yes.

Thank you.

[Tyler] Washcloth or full size?

Washcloth.

Okay.

[sobs]

It's the whole right side of my body.

It's in a...

I don't know, a spasm.

It feels like there's a rope

pulling from my, like, first toe

all up my leg into my...

and then...

around my first rib...

into my shoulder.

And then, my neck.

And head, jaw.

My f***ing face hurts.

Just breathe.

I just think about other people that,

like, have maybe something like this,

that are struggling to figure out

what it is,

and they don't have the quick money

to have somebody help them.

Like I don't know what I'd f***ing do

if I didn't have everybody here

to help me. What the hell would I do?

[Tyler] I'm not sure what the blue one is.

This is the only blue thing in there.

[woman] I have two...

Do I look pathetic?

[woman] There's a blue face mask.

I'm so embarrassed.

And I don't even know, like,

what a childbirth will be like.

Or if I can.

I know I think I can get pregnant.

I just don't know, like, what are my hips

going to do? I don't f***ing know.

I'm not afraid of, like,

those things like...

getting pregnant

and becoming older with my fans.

I'm excited.

I want to become an old rock star lady.

[woman] All we know

in terms of confirmation...

Here, let's put Trump on.

That'll knock me out.

[chuckles] That'll traumatize me.

All you need to knock you

out of your trauma

is to be further traumatized.

Put on the RNC speech.

[TV in background]

I need a joint.

[Tyler] Okay.

[instrumental music playing]

[Lady Gaga] Is that paparazzi out there?

[woman] Yeah.

Hello.

Hi, Bobby.

We got 15 minutes

and you're out the door.

Oh, but I love this hat.

With this dress.

[man] Yeah.

[instrumental music continues]

Are they done with the suit?

Yeah. We don't need to wear gloves.

I have them if you want them,

but with the hat you don't need it.

I think leave it for right now.

We only have 40 minutes.

Yeah, let's just be quick.

Let me blow dry it real quick.

Right? And then later we can wear it down.

All right.

Really, is that doable with our time?

What kind of lip now?

Just, like, natural.

Just natural and nude.

Yeah, I really like the ones

you showed me earlier.

I talked to Brendan this morning,

we have September 9th as the date.

September 9th?

Officially.

Five weeks from Friday.

Buckle up.

[Sandra] It's September 9th of what?

September 9th the single comes out.

[Bobby] Wait, so how's it going

in the studio? I'm dying.

It's good.

I mean, if you look at me during Artpop,

and then now, I think I'm doing better.

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