Gaga: Five Foot Two Page #5

I'm just a woman struggling now

instead of a girl.

["Bad Romance" remix playing]

[man] Who else has not been to wardrobe?

If you have not been to wardrobe,

come with me.

Come with me

if you have not been to wardrobe.

That's what I'm trying to find out.

Okay.

Apple box, water, umbrella.

A mat for her to sit on.

You hold on. Just sit still.

Yeah? It's just up and down.

[man] Yeah, the van could come in

and pull to the side.

What did it feel like? Did it cramp up,

or did it twitch or shoot?

Or what'd it do?

It's...

It's inflamed.

I'm okay with it. I've accepted it.

But sorry, but for the three takes later

when the sun looks that beautiful,

I just want to do one more.

Okay, and remember we need everyone

to vibe and just have a good time.

Like we don't need anybody, like, dancing

and giving me "You Got Served."

This is not that party.

[laughing]

This is mosh pit, feel it.

This is, "Let's go to outer space

and lift off." Okay?

[man] Let's go!

Let's go!

["Perfect Illusion" playing]

[man] Hands up!

Tryin' to get control

Pressure's takin' its toll

Stuck in the middle zone

[man] Let's go! Let's go! Let's go!

My guessing game is strong

Way too real to be wrong

Caught up in your show

Yeah, at least now I know

It wasn't love

It wasn't love

It was a perfect illusion

Perfect illusion

Mistaken for love, it wasn't love

Do you think that, like,

some of my older fans

are going to be disappointed

that I'm not all dressed up?

I think everyone's going to be so excited

that it's just, like,

solely about feeling it, you know?

Without anything to cover it up.

It's not about, like,

me being out in the front

with my hair blowing in the wind,

with some high fashion on,

you know what I mean?

Not that I don't love that.

[Sandra laughs] Yeah.

So much.

[exhales]

Three years.

[Joe] You ready?

[Sandra] Mmhmm.

Yeah, Dad.

[Sandra laughs]

The bus Germanotta bus stories

are beginning.

[cheering]

[man] Let's set it up.

[radio DJ] World premiere, new Lady Gaga.

That is "Perfect Illusion" on

New Lady Gaga, "Perfect Illusion."

World premiere.

We got a lot of questions from the fans.

[woman] I'm a huge Lady Gaga fan.

[woman 2]

She came back with a freaking bang.

[man] This is some old school sh*t,

but I think I'm feeling it.

This is from...

A lot of people dance in this one.

[woman 3] It's very happy Gaga in there.

[woman 4] I don't think it's a bad song,

but it's not, like, a banger.

[woman 5] I kind of like it.

[man 2] I do not get this at all.

[woman 6]

She was over at least a couple years ago.

[man 3] I miss the old Gaga.

I miss the old Gaga.

[man 4] Bring back the real Lady Gaga.

Are you getting any work done?

Yeah. All of it.

We haven't left here in 96 hours.

All of it?

It's not like I went to, like,

somebody's apartment and got this drug.

Are you ready? Can you make sure

no one comes from that way?

Okay.

Oh, good job.

Sorry.

[Mark] I need to sit with you

for 15 minutes, because the only thing...

I know, I've got you yelling at me...

I'm not yelling.

Hey. Don't you dare tell me

I'm yelling at you right now. I'm

[Joe] Get off of my f***ing car.

["Perfect Illusion" playing]

Now that I'm waking up

I still feel the

[Lady Gaga]

Back the other way a little bit.

How we doing, girls?

The record's due at 8:00.

[man] Excuse me. Let people through.

Are you in pain?

Well, my panic attack has ended.

Good.

[Lada Gaga] Come on in, Sarah.

Can Sarah just ride with me?

Yeah. There's just

a lot of people outside.

Okay, go ahead then. Sorry. Record.

I love you. Ruth, you're the sh*t.

[crowd chanting] Gaga!

[Bobby] Good luck out there.

Thank you so much.

[chanting] Gaga!

[chattering]

[man] Stand back, everybody.

[woman] Gaga! Gaga! Gaga! Gaga!

Can I please have a picture?

Gaga, can I please get a photo?

[cheering]

Please, Gaga!

Gaga!

I love you!

I love you!

[man] Yes! Yes, Gaga!

[woman] Yes, Gaga!

Gaga, straight ahead!

Gaga!

Gaga, straight ahead!

Mommy, is it Mommy.

Gaga.

Gaga, you're so f***ing beautiful

and I f***ing love you!

Mommy.

Gaga!

Gaga!

Gaga! Gaga!

[noise from crowd fades]

[Lady Gaga] Silence.

Hey, Mommy. Can you sign this for me?

Oh, my gosh.

Thank you so much.

[Joe] You did it.

It looks great. The video looks great.

[Mark] Hey! How you doing?

[Lady Gaga] Hi.

What's going on? This is Randy.

Hi, Randy.

Hi, how are you?

Nice to meet you.

Thank you so much for doing this.

My pleasure.

I'm sick of their city games

I crave a real wild man

I'm strung out on John Wayne

[Lady Gaga]

I mean, it sounded really good overall.

The high end,

bringing out the high end and everything,

and, like, making it

just more bright and shiny.

Okay.

Play it.

Cool.

When will you send that?

Tonight at 8:
00.

["Hey Girl" playing]

Can you put it on some different speakers?

What is wrong with me?

Well, the last thing anyone will have

in their head after this,

"Hey girl!" anyway, so...

Right. Forever.

[vocalizing]

[Mark] What are we on now?

[Randy] "Grigio" would be the next...

That's good.

[Mark] All right. Okay.

I don't want to go,

but Randy, I feel pretty confident

you know what we like now,

and Gaga, you can be here to...

Cool.

All right, I got to run.

I'll speak to you tomorrow,

and the next day, and everything,

because we're going to be obviously

still sorting all this sh*t out.

Sorry, I'm a girl.

What are you talking about?

All right.

I'm sorry, I'm a neurotic Jew.

Physical affection makes me feel awkward.

Okay. I know. I know it does.

Just deal with it.

That's awesome.

Bye.

I'll walk you outside.

Okay.

I burst into tears properly

when Mark left.

[Ruth] Oh, right.

But now it's kind of funny though.

Are you going to be able to sleep tonight?

And I'm going to fight like f***ing hell

for them to f***ing love this.

Yeah.

Because it is lovable.

[man] Three... two...

Audio.

[Sofi Tukker's "Matadora" playing]

Hey, Long Island. Hey, West Palm.

Hey, Miami Monsters. It's Lady Gaga.

And you're listening to KISS 95.7.

Hey, Monsters! I'm on my way

to Sirius Hits One now.

[radio DJ] She's wearing the same booty

shorts I wore last Saturday.

Your booty looks incredible.

Hey, I'm here at Sirius XM,

and I want to say...

[cheering and applause]

[Lady Gaga] Thank you, London. I love you.

[speaks Japanese]

[buzzing]

[woman] She is

one of the biggest stars on the planet.

Lady Gaga, officially next year's

Super Bowl halftime performer.

Houston.

Yes! Yes!

[cheering and applause]

My name is Marlene Gerais

and I'm from New Jersey.

She doesn't know it,

but she saved my life over and over again.

Whenever I'm down, I go to her music

and it picks me up again.

[woman] We're just going to ask you

a few questions.

You're going to stand in the middle

here for your piece, okay?

You'll just come stand on this,

right there. How you doing today?

[Lady Gaga] Hey.

I'm good.

Hi.

Oh, my God.

Surprise!

Oh, my God.

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