Gaga: Five Foot Two Page #7

A little cold spray.

[Lady Gaga]

Three hundred thousand downloads.

It's not right.

This is what I've been waiting to see

while I sit in that f***ing MRI machine

for three hours at a time

and they tell me

to take Advil and Aleve.

[Dr. Aufiero]

You can see that darkness is the fluid.

You know, whatever. F*** it.

Let them download my record.

I don't f***ing care.

[Dr. Aufiero]

Sometimes it's better to just let it go.

I mean, I don't f***ing care.

If I cry, will my face get puffy?

[crowd chanting] Joanne!

[woman] Her album is called Joanne.

[man] Lady Gaga's new album Joanne

is out today,

and the singer wants everyone to know

that songs are a radical departure

from the pop that launched her into fame.

[man 2] Lady Gaga's

popinfused new record Joanne

has debuted at the top

of the US Billboard 200 album chart.

Gilberto, yes.

Look, my first one.

[man] Thank you so much.

Will you sign my arm?

Thank you so much.

I don't cry over anybody.

But this is a journey,

and this is a long time coming,

and this girl has my heart.

I f***ing I love her.

The tattoo I got, "I'm beautiful my way

because God makes no mistakes."

[cheering and applause]

["Angel Down" playing]

I'd rather save an angel down

I'm a believer, it's chaos

Where are our leaders?

Oh, oh, oh

I'd rather save an angel down

[Bobby] Hello?

New.

Hello? Hello?

Hi. How are you?

Hi.

I was just wondering, do you have

the new Lady Gaga album?

I'm sorry?

Do you have the new Lady Gaga album?

The new lady named what?

Lady Gaga album.

Oh! Do we have that

Yeah.

It would be somewhere around here.

Can I talk to the manager?

Yeah, if you go to the customer service.

Maybe they can help you out. Yes.

Where is that?

Customer service.

All the way in the front.

Okay.

Oh, you found it?

Thank you.

This is all they have?

Should we buy two?

Yeah.

He's our manager.

Oh, hey. I just wanted to know

if you had more of these in the back.

I can check for you,

but I don't want to be recorded.

I'm sorry,

but we can't record in the store, okay?

That's cool.

Let me check for you.

Thanks.

Not a problem.

Excuse me.

Oh, it is. Oh, hi.

I'm sorry. I didn't know.

It's okay.

[woman] Welcome to Walmart.

It's Lady Gaga.

Thank you for choosing our Walmart

to shop at.

Oh, yeah, no, we were just coming

to check on it,

because, you know,

the record business is tough, you know?

So, I want to make sure our CDs

are out in front.

Absolutely.

Can I take a picture with you?

Yeah, okay.

Hey, can you take a picture of us?

I want to show my wife.

I thought I was in trouble.

All right, so let's check if we have

the CDs for Lady Gaga.

Okay, who's going to take a picture?

She asked me first.

Lady Gaga?

["Teeth" playing]

Can we take a picture with you, please?

There's a lane open up there.

Lady Gaga?

Yeah.

[beeps]

[beeps]

Thank you.

[woman] Bye, Lady Gaga.

Bye, guys.

Bye, guys.

Thank you for shopping with us.

[Bobby] It was a madhouse in there.

It was wild.

Have you ever seen that pink hat?

We f***ed that sh*t up. Yes!

[Bobby] And you selfchecked.

You selfchecked!

I am a regular girl!

Do I look like a nerd?

No.

It happened three times in a row.

Let's start at our height

and we'll adjust if we have to.

Thank you.

Oh, my God. So it's like...

It's just so distracting

that things are not right...

for me.

Right.

I can't perform it

until everything else is locked.

Otherwise I'm just erasing mistakes.

Yeah.

If I pick up the keytar

and I play the wrong note

in front of a hundred million people,

that's my fault.

Doesn't matter that someone else

screwed it up. It's my name.

Who told Ian to put

Did you tell Ian to do the change?

Yes.

Okay, I just need someone to tell me.

Okay, sorry. That was

I just have no

I had no idea, and then, the

Did you guys change the skirt?

The skirt?

It The belt?

Did you add...

We put the belt on.

Did you add another latch to the belt

in the back?

The belt has a latch in the back.

Okay.

That was my fault. I just felt like

those girls were just not getting it.

They're both Nobody's getting it.

Right.

Right now I'm doing full passes of a show

feeling like sh*t,

with everything being like

falling all over the place around me.

So it's just a waste of time.

As a performer, I'm going,

"What are we doing?"

Like, I would rather have nothing on

and be like, "One, two, three."

Just practicing the jacket

and getting it right, so that I can feel

Because the thing is,

is when those things are happening,

I'm setting up my breath,

and I'm getting my mind ready

to set the note right for this moment

so I can and I

Right now, like, I'm not finding

the cameras.

When I'm supposed to find the cameras,

because I'm like, "Wait. Where am I?"

And I'm dizzy out there.

I mean, that's a 360 room.

It's not like I have a backdrop to go,

"Oh, here's the back of the stage."

Like, when I get turned around, I'm legit,

like, "I don't know where I am."

This lining is not going to work,

and I just

We're changing it.

Okay, but they need to change it like now,

because I have to rehearse with it and...

This is making me nervous, is

I know to other people it's like,

"Oh, no big deal.

It's just a lining of a jacket."

But for me, it's like,

the way that the fabric on my outfit

reacts to this fabric,

whatever that it is,

is going to change the speed

in which my arm enters the sleeve.

It's like a whole thing.

So every little thing that's not done

means more work for me Friday.

Means less time for me

to rehearse my performance.

Everyone's tired.

Okay.

Those dancers are tired.

I'm sorry, but I know those dancers.

They're f***ing tired.

["Born This Way" playing]

[applause]

Feel my hip. Just put your hands on there.

I mean, it's for real.

Like I'm locked up.

Are you getting a little

It's when I'm hitting

That's what's hard right now.

I just don't want it to like

I don't want to complain about it.

I just want to fix it.

So hold your head up...

[groaning]

Am I grabbing your boob? I can't see.

[laughing]

Is that your shoulder?

Yeah. That's my shoulder.

["Telephone" playing]

[woman] Welcome to the Pepsi Zero Sugar

Super Bowl 51 Halftime Show.

[Lady Gaga] Hey, guys, can you get around

one second? Can you hear me?

Hey, guys.

This is the last one. Okay?

So this is the stamina run.

This is when you think you can't,

and you like need to, like, take a little,

like, extra breath here or there.

You don't.

You push through it, right?

You got to maintain

your own sense of your spirit.

So when you're out there now,

focus on you.

You know? It can get very distracting

out there with everything that's going on.

So just...

This one is about staying grounded

and biting it hard. Okay?

[applause]

["Kaval Sviri" plays]

[cheering and applause]

[noise from TV in background]

Did she see this?

No, she hasn't seen it.

I'm so excited.

How cute is that?

Oh, my! There's lots of flowers.

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