Gaga: Five Foot Two Page #8

Well, nothing like getting flowers

from your exfianc for the Super Bowl.

No, you didn't! [laughs]

It's okay.

It's okay.

Okay.

Actually, I will put them out.

Nice and proud.

It's very thoughtful.

I want to enjoy the day with my family,

but I've really got my eye on the prize.

After.

We have after. We have this evening.

And I don't feel as, like, angry and tired

as I did that other day.

[man] So how's this going to be different

from, like, other big shows you've done?

How is this show different?

Well, you know, I've never really done...

like a lifetime achievement, you know,

award, or a performance, like...

that was meant to celebrate my career.

And I feel like this is that moment.

And I was thinking this morning about it,

and the truth is that there really isn't

anything bigger than this.

So I better enjoy it today,

because it's not going to happen again.

And the country is so in peril right now

and in stress, and I think it's

this is when it is most important

to be an artist, and shine.

The government doesn't have the power

to change anything in music or in art.

I think everyone's going to read into it

what they want to read into it.

I mean, that's the way this goes.

[fanfare music playing]

Whoo! [laughs]

This is the biggest beauty pageant

we've ever done!

You happy?

Uhhuh.

Ashley and I just took a Molly,

so we'll probably be a little crazy.

[laughing]

Yes.

That's so good.

You gotta be rolling.

This is the one.

Of your life?

Correct.

It's almost like a little bit sad.

[Brandon] No, it's not.

No, it doesn't get bigger than this.

So what do I do after this?

Everything. You're about to see your whole

world explode at 9:00 p.m. tonight.

You think so?

Your album's already all number one,

like, around the world.

You'll be in stadiums

for the rest of your life.

We really should...

Okay.

...start this process.

This is big.

It's really big.

It's big for me, but it's big for you too.

This is like a big moment

that you've mastermanaged.

It's not easy to manage this.

Yeah.

And you did it by yourself.

You know, that's what I'm saying.

Thank you.

I love you.

Thank you for staying with me.

You know?

Okay, it's game time.

Yes, it is, Richard.

Let's do it, troops.

Let's do it, troops.

["John Wayne" playing]

[Ashley] Why is there a football game

before the Lady Gaga concert?

I'm doing the halftime show.

[Lady Gaga grunts]

We're going to be late!

[grunts]

We're going to be late

for your halftime show.

I'm doing the halftime show.

[laughing]

No!

I just wanted to have

a good moment to come say...

Oh, my God.

Yay! We match!

Oh.

I love you, too.

All right.

[chuckles]

[cheering and applause]

[whistle blows]

[man] Donatella.

That's George Bush.

This is Donatella Versace.

Clear the way!

Hello.

[announcer] There's no score.

Back to work.

[woman] Babe, I have a surprise guest.

Oh, my God.

I'm sorry.

I feel like I'm bothering you now.

No, you're not bothering me.

I am so proud of you.

Honey, it's 12 minutes.

The last quarter went by really fast.

Okay.

Everybody suggested

[Lady Gaga] Okay.

[Donatella] I don't understand this sport.

I'm Italian.

[Lady Gaga] Donatella thinks

it's a beauty pageant for boys.

Oh, the Janet Jackson nipple covers

are going on.

I am focused.

I know you are.

I bet I watched every rehearsal,

and I had one major note for myself,

and it was to have fun.

I look like I want to kill everyone.

We have five.

Interception!

Oh, my God! No!

Okay, let's get those eyes on.

[Donatella] You look fierce.

Really.

Shall we do this?

Yes.

Sorry, guys, we have to go. We

We're going right now.

Yes! Let's do this!

[applause]

[The Joubert Singers' "Stand on the Word

(Larry Levan Mix)" playing]

The roof is opening!

Last looks!

Hey, guys.

I don't know about you, but I've been

working my whole life for this moment,

so I'd like to thank you

for all your hard work.

Thank you.

[cheering and applause]

[sobbing] Oh, my God.

Amazing.

It was good.

Amazing.

It was unbelievable. Unbelievable.

Extraordinary.

That could not have gone...

We got to perform

on the biggest stage in the world

with our beliefs and our diversity,

and I'm really proud of it.

I know, it was great. "A Million Reasons"

just went number one.

No way.

So there you go.

"A Million Reasons," number one.

Unbelievable.

[Lady Gaga] Yes!

Again, unbelievable.

[Lady Gaga]

I got to take pictures with fans.

[all singing "Bad romance"]

Want your bad romance

...on me

Before the end of this song

Young, wild, American

Come on, baby

Do you have a girlfriend?

Rain on me a million

I'm not flawless

But I got a diamond heart

Oh, I

I might not be flawless

But you know I got a diamond heart

[singing scales]

[Lady Gaga laughing]

Sorry.

That was the night

that I gave Beyonc, like, a panic attack.

[chuckles]

How'd you give her a panic attack?

I don't know. I just always feel

like when I'm with her and JayZ,

I'm always, like,

hanging out in the corner

with, like, nine joints

hanging out of my mouth,

being like, "What's up?"

And she's just like, "You're not a lady.

But why? How is this working?"

Do you have a girlfriend?

Rain on me a million

I'm not flawless

But I got a diamond heart

Oh, I

I might not be flawless

But you know I got a diamond heart

Oh, I

I might not be flawless

But you know I got a diamond heart

So we're going to go right to Mark.

The first shart should be of

the shot should be of Mark.

Mark's hands. Can we go back?

Sorry. I said, "The first shart."

Sorry.

That's my own business,

what happens when I'm...

[laughs] Okay. Mark's first shart.

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