Game Night Page #11

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It went exactly as I planned.

You learned every lesson

that I wanted you to.

Trevor, you can get up now.

I'm just f***ing with you.

But that would've been

really cool, right?

You're such a dick.

- Hey! Hey!

- Hey!

- Hey, hey!

- Hey!

Come on, come on.

Hey, thanks for letting me

host again, huh?

Well, it's not like

we had a choice, huh?

Only 36 months to go.

Oh, time will fly.

- Can I get you a beer?

- Uh, yeah.

- Come on!

- Hey, listen, Brooks.

I know you're probably feeling

pretty humbled by all of this.

But, honestly, I think

you're gonna come out

the other side

a much better man.

Oh! Hey, look.

I completely agree.

You remember the WITSEC list

that I swallowed?

- Sure.

- I pooped it out,

sold it for $3 million

on the black market.

- Are you serious?

- Pretty sweet, huh?

Brooks, everybody on that list

is gonna get killed.

Oh, no, Max,

I'm not a monster.

I tipped everyone off

that they were in danger.

For $20,000 apiece.

You're unbelievable.

Thank you. It's not like

I'm gonna live

in this dump forever.

As soon as

this cuff comes off,

I'm gonna buy that house

I was renting.

I'm moving in with Johanna.

There she is.

- Hey, Dr. Chin!

- Hey, Max.

- Let's play.

- Yeah.

Uh, The Crying Game?

Uh, Boys Don't Cry?

Is that a tear?

Is that the actor?

- Mr. Potato Head.

- Are you drawing the actor?

- Cry-Baby?

- Yes!

- Time!

- It was The Green Mile.

- What?

- How is that The Green Mile?

This is me

at the Regal Cinema crying

as I did through

much of the film.

How we supposed

to know that, Gary?

I assume everyone cried

during The Green Mile.

- So, who's next?

- I'll go.

- Yeah!

- Go, baby.

Nice try, Gary.

And go!

Uh...

- It's a rock.

- A bean? A rock!

- A ball?

- That's a...

- Burger. Is that a burger?

- Football!

No, oh, that's

a dinner roll, right?

- A bun!

- Bread?

Is it a bun?

Looks like a bun.

French loaf?

Is this a motion picture?

A bun is in a house.

On a train.

Are we supposed

to announce it?

- Microwave?

- It's being cooked.

It's in an oven.

Bun in the oven!

Yes, yes, yes!

Wait. What?

Yes.

You pregnant?

We did it.

Oh, my gosh!

They're having a baby!

They're having a baby!

Oh, my God!

How you doing?

- Hi.

- I'm Kenny.

Nice to meet you, Kenny.

Usually people cut me off

and say they know who I am.

Oh, yeah?

Yeah. I didn't

catch your name.

I'm Debbie.

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