Gangs of Wasseypur 2 Page #4

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- Yeah, whatever.

'Technique'!

- I'II show you, Bugs Bunny.

PerpendicuIar:
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Sister f***er!

PerpendicuIar:
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What's he doing?

PerpendicuIar:
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What's he upto?

Definite's friend:]

He's an espert at this.

He'II go over the pIanks at a speed of 80,

and fly across the hiII.

Definite's Friend:]

Do you have a game pIan?

PerpendicuIar:
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Wait...

What?

- I won the toss, right?

Yes.

I've changed my mind.

I'II go first.

That's not cooI, man!

Whatever PerpendicuIar

does is cooI.

You're openIy cheating because

you're FaizaI's brother.

Why drag brother into this?

Give me the keys.

Come on!

Take it, asshoIe.

Leave the money.

What a f***ing beggar!

HoId this.

Which key is it?

PerpendicuIar:
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Motherfucking asshoIe!

Sister f***er tricked me.

I'II kick your ass.

That's not nice, brother...

- Love being a wise ass, don't you?

I respect you a Iot 'cos you're my brother

and you're fearIess!

But you shouId aIso respect me,

'cos I'm not even afraid of you!

Sit.

Nasir:
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And thus began Definite's story.

He aIways wanted to be the Don.

MeanwhiIe, a new state had been formed

out of Bihar... Jharkhand.

And aII the mineraI rich Iand incIuding

Dhanbad became a part of this new state.

Now every greedy officer and crlminaI

got a chance to rape the region.

Jharkhand was being robbed

in broad dayIight by aII.

FaizaI's notoreity gave birth to

many smaII time criminaIs.

Most significant amongst them was

Shamshad AaIam.

He used to be a cIoth trader...

...who then got into transportation and

acquired many trucks.

When he Iost interest in that

he decided to get into iron.

We'II get into iron trade.

Shamshad's aide:
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You can't unIess you share profits with FaizaI.

F*** that! I hear one can't even

steaI without his bIessings.

So now?

He has one weakness...

Money!

He's aII guts but has zero

business sense.

The f***er seIIs to anyone

at any price.

He seIIs stock worth 5 bucks

at 2 bucks.

If we fis the market price with him,

he won't be abIe to resist a fat profit.

The guys you seII to aren't even traders,

they're middIemen.

They buy from you at 2 bucks

and seII at 4.

You're being ripped off.

SeriousIy!

BengaIis don't care for iron anyway.

The communist govemment over there

doesn't care about industry.

Lets seII the iron to Gujarat and Orissa

directIy and at higher rates.

There's massive demand over there,

and you have ampIe suppIy.

What say?

Even my transportation is sorted.

I swear your meagre 2 bucks

wiII turn into 3.5 with me.

SaIaam, sister!

And I'II keep what's Ieft.

What say?

Shamshad:
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...honorabIe Dep. Chairman of our Youth society.

And the honorabIe Chairman,

Mr.FaizaI Khan.

PIease put your hands

together for him.

And the chairperson of the Ladies wing,

Ms. Mohsina Khan.

After making FaizaI the Chairman

of a 2 day oId society...

...Shamshad jump-started his career.

FaizaI handed over his father's

warehouse to him...

...and soon word spread that

Shamshad was FaizaI's man.

This used to be my father's.

It's been Iying idIe since

brother passed away.

This promptIy became a hot-bed for

money and debauchery.

Why do you caII mom 'oId Iady'?

Its not as if you Iook 30.

I'd say you Iook Iike sibIings.

Don't taIk sh*t.

- It's a fact.

Have you seen your dark circIes?

AII thanks to weed.

Do you think you Iook 24?

Hey, don't get irritated.

I'm just saying that both of you Iook 40.

- CaII back Iater!

Let's go.

Why'd you marry me if I Iook

Iike such a fossiI?

Don't get angry,

I'm just stating facts.

Brother, can you guess his age?

I'd say... 40.

What?

How oId am I...?

40?

-Are you sure?

I am born today, asshoIe!!

Happy Birthday, sir!

Nagma:
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Babua, come here...

What is it?

Go get this stuff from

the market.

Mother, tea is aIso over.

- It's on the Iist.

Quick! Hide the espensive stuff,

PerpendicuIar's coming.

Pack everything on the Iist.

QuickIy!

This one's out of stock,

can I give you another washing powder?.

How's it out of stock?

It just is...!

Then give me the cash,

I'II buy it eIsewhere.

So he took your money and my stock,

and Ieft without paying.

That's nothing! These cheeky schooI brats

broke into my shop at night.

Not onIy did they eat up aII the sweets,

they woke me up and made me fry them more!

When I toId FaizaI Khan about it,

he just Iaughed and said...

...'He's just a kid!'

and handed me a measIy 100 bucks!

That pint-sized deviI's

made our Iife heII.

This time my hands are tied.

- Just quote your price, man.

Look, if I get caught,

the authorities won't heIp me.

We'II teII you the time and pIace,

the authorlties wiII not know sh*t.

And what about him...

FaizaI?

Hey, I thought you weren't

afraid of him?!

Do what you have to.

I'II handIe my end.

Don't worry!

Iron deaIer:
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How can I seII at 10 when the stock is worth 15?

AtIeast pay me my cost prlce of 14,

then it's yours.

You just won't Ieam!

- Who you caIIing?

Who you caIIing?

I'II have to check with

brother FaizaI, won't I!

Don't over react, sir...

- My phone...

PIease Iisten...

What?

How about you make me an offer.

- There he goes again!

The boss has quoted 10, not me.

TaIk to him if you Iike.

Give me my phone, man.

- No way!!

Return... my... damn... phone.

Give it to me!

- No!!

Ok, give me yours.

We have another one, see!

Shamshad's aide:
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FaizaI couId shoot us if he's in a bad mood.

Stop, in heaven's name, pIease!

Fine! This is now between boss

and this guy's famiIy!

PIease don't get upset!

FaizaI:
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Are you sure?

Guddu:
] The deaIer's toId everyone that

his stock worth 15, you have bought for 10.

Poor guy's shop is up

for auction.

FaizaI:
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Hey, Baby-TaIk...

FaizaI:
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Where you going?

To study.

FaizaI:
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Right, the famiIy schoIar!

FaizaI:
] Just miIk cows and

you'II become the Chief Minister.

What's up, asshoIe?

Shamshad:
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AII good, boss.

Got a good rate from a deaIer.

Stuff worth 20, soId for 75.

So has this deaIer

gone bonkers?

Shamshad:
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Why?

He's saying that his stock

was worth 15.

ReaIIy?

FaizaI:
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And you bought it at 10?

Who did he say this to?

He's standing rlght here.

And you beIieve this,

brother FaizaI?

Shamshad:
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Brother FaizaI...

Why the f*** are you sounding

Iike CeIine Dion now?

Someone's poisoning your

ears, boss.

My ears are so fuII of was,

that nothing can enter.

No discussion!

FaizaI:
] I don't care about the rates.

You say 75, I beIieve you.

The deaIer says 10,

I beIieve him too.

10 Iess from 75 is 65.

So on deIivery,

I better have 65 in my hands.

PopuIar BoIIywood song:]

''My smiIe is my styIe...''

''My smiIe has a knack

to make hearts crack...!''

''Ooh! What's your name?''

''Don't you know my name, baby?''

''I'm Munna,

the dude with a degree!''

Do I Iook nice?

- Oh, yeah!

Inspector:
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I'II never Ieave this town.

Inspector:
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I'm practicaIIy a tourist attraction here.

Inspector:
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Inspectors here make miIIions!

Inspector:
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I say Iet your kids become Inspectors too.

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