Gangs of Wasseypur 2 Page #5

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Inspector:
] See, no matterwho you are,

you have to come here... Iike these two.

How're you, sir?

- HeIIo!

How can we work peacefuIIy

if we get estortion threats?

Inspector:
]

What happened?

Know what peopIe caII cops?

- What?

Shamshad:
]

BaII-strokers of FaizaI Khan!

ReaIIy?

You find it funny?

Inspector:
]

See, this compIain wiII become a formaI report.

But our investigation wiII be futiIe

without any evidence.

Inspector:
]

Get my point?

He's inside.

The fiIm gets over in 10 minutes.

Okay, get in.

Shamshad:
]

TeII Guddu that I'm back from the deIiveries.

Just do as I say.

He'II caII back in 15 minutes.

INSPECTOR SINGH:

''I'm Munna,

the dude with a degree.''

''How's it hangin', dude?''

I'II be back tomorrow morning!

Let me in or you'II

go straight to heaven.

Give him a 'Magic Hug', dude!

Here you go!

You're no Ionger Tangent.

You're my side kick, 'Circuit'!

And from now I'm 'Brother Munna'!

PerpendicuIar:
]

I'm going to Bombay to meet Brother Munna.

I wanna come too.

What'II you do there?

- Whatever you say.

What'II you do after meeting

the actor, dumbass?

I'II touch his feet.

Then?

What do you mean?

What'II you do after that, sIow coach?

I'II stare at him.

- TiII when?

TiII my eyes hurt.

Then?

Tangent:
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What do you mean?

PerpendicuIar:
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What wiII you do after staring?

Tangent:
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I'II cIose my eyes.

PerpendicuIar:
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Then?

What's the rush, motherf***er?

Run, Tangent!! Go and teII brother that

SuItan's trying to kiII me.

SuItan:
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Just f*** him up.

Hey, get out of the bus.

ConstabIe:
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Why are you gasping so hard?

ConstabIe:
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Do you know him?

ConstabIe:
]

Say something.

It's FaizaI!

HeIIo?

FaizaI:
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Hey asshoIe, back from the deIiveries?

FaizaI:
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Where's my money?

What money?

Have you gone mad?

Shamshad:
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My deaI, my work, so my profit.

What's wrong with your voice?

Is Ramadhir's cock stuck

in your throat?

Hey, mind your Ianguage.

I say we finish him off tonight.

No, something's fishy.

He wasn't aIone.

He was on speaker phone.

He's going to kiII PerpendicuIar!

Who the f*** wiII kiII him?

He's gonna kiII him.

- Who?

SuItan.

- Motherf***er!

Inspector Singh:
]

Sir, I've got concrete evidence against FaizaI.

Inspector Singh:
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I'm on my way to arrest him.

Inspector Singh:
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But I don't have a warrant yet.

Inspector Singh:
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CouId you arrange it whiIe I arrest him?

Inspector Singh:
]

Okay, Sir Minister.

Wasn't that FaizaI Khan's vehicIe?

- Stop!

Deputy Inspector:]

It is. Turn around.

SuItan... the motherf***er!

What's up, brother?

Brother FaizaI!

PIease hoId on...

Inspector Singh:
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You need to come with me.

FaizaI:
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Why? This is my IittIe bro's body...

Inspector Singh:
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Yes sir, but...

FaizaI:
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SiIence! He's been murdered.

Inspector Singh:
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Then hand over the body to us, sir...

Inspector Singh:
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...I have a compIain against you.

Inspector Singh:
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Officer, take the body.

I hope you've come aIone...

...because the rest think

I'm a f***ing fooI.

On my way.

Aching to see you, dear.

Mohsina!

PIease sing my song.

Why?

I reaIIy need to hear it.

Don't feeI frustrated, my fooI...

Don't be nervous, my fooI...

Don't feeI frustrated, my fooI...

Don't be nervous, my fooI...

Don't Iet anything upset your mood...

anytime, my dearfooI.

Whatever's wrong, dear...

Whatever's wrong,

set it right, dear.

Don't Iose hope,

and try to fight some more, dear.

Fight some more, my dearfooI.

Tangent:
]

Brother Definite?

Definite:
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Yeah?

Tangent:
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Shamshad's thriIIed after getting FaizaI arrested.

Definite:
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So Iet him gIoat.

Tangent:
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If we put him in his pIace FaizaI wiII notice us.

But boss is in jaiI himseIf.

- But you're not.

What do you mean?

The boss's chair is vacant.

Let's eIiminate Shamshad before

he trles to sit in it.

The power wiII be indirectIy FaizaI's,

but directIy yours.

Once the town accepts you,

rest is upto you.

Shamshad...!

Shamshad...!

Where is he?

Where's Shamshad?

Where's he?

Mother:
]

Don't kiII me...

Check that comer.

- Shamshad.

Where are you?

- Find him.

Where the f*** is your son?

Check the terrace.

Perfect time for this f***ing

gun to get jammed.

Hey, Shamshad!

- He's not upstairs.

Look inside.

He has to be somewhere.

Shamshad:
]

How did you get in without asking, bastard?

Mother...

You hurt my mom, motherf***er?.

You were saying?

Why did you hurt my mom?

Why my mother?

- Keep taIking, big mouth.

Don't do it, man...

Shamshad:
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Motherf***er...

Shamshad:
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Son of a motherf***er!

Come on.

Catch that motherf***er!

F*** off, asshoIe!

Catch that... motherf***er!!

Hop on, man.

Why run when we have a scooter?

My fake Ieather shoes are smart

and hide the tatters of my heart.

They have the nerve to ask me

if I Iike the f***ing weather.

Meet me in the nest Iane.

They drop their goggIes and

run, them crooks...!

Their game is up...

their goose is cooked!

When I give them my kiIIer

Dirtier Harry Iooks!

They drop their goggIes and

run, them crooks...!

Their game is up...

their goose is cooked!

And they run scared...

here and there!

But my heart is a messy affair!

ControI your cock, man.

There he is.

Wait for me...

Where are you?

He's at the gas station.

Speak up.

He's right in front of me...

at the gas station.

Which station?

The new Bazaar one.

And he's got a gun.

The f***er's got no buIIets in it.

Shamshad:
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Just grab him. I'm on my way.

AII haiI my AsshoIiness..!

I Iie with such siIken finesse...!

Beer bottIes open with my teeth...

...and my eyes can make

an iron rod weep.

I've got brains and

attitude to spare...

...I pIay with risk without a care.

WhiIe my enemies run...

here and there.

But my heart is screwed

beyond compare.

F*** off, asshoIe.

Hop on, dickface!

Ramadhir:
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You shouId get into poIitics.

Ramadhir:
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You see, Wasseypur is a jungIe of Hyenas.

Ramadhir:
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Over here brains won't get you far.

Imagine, if Definite's gun

had buIIets...

...wouId you be having tea

with us right now?

You may have done this,

but FaizaI wiII suspect father.

See, you trapped FaizaI,

and SuItan bumped off his brother.

No sir, that was different...

...the PerpendicuIar

case was different.

Now it's in everyone's best interests...

...to finish him off whiIe he's in there.

Shamshad:
]

Who, me?

Definite!

That f***er?.

Look, son...

...just as iron cuts iron...

...onIy a f***er can f*** with

anotherfucker.

But why wiII Definite kiII FaizaI?

Ramadhir:
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Because he wants to become FaizaI Khan!

You know, I've been here

for decades.

I got FaizaI's grandfather kiIIed.

I got Sardar kiIIed.

Then that...

...Danish.

But I'm stiII aIive.

Why?

Why?

Because sir is the reaI

Godfather!

You teII me why?

J.P.Singh:
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Why?

Because I don't watch

BoIIywood movies.

Shamshad:
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ReaIIy?

In my youth, aII my friends used to

watch 'Ganga Jamuna'...

...and wanted to be DiIip Kumar.

The girIs were crazy about Dev Anand.

Then came another phase.

Women Iiked Rajesh Khanna.

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