Gate 2: The Trespassers Page #2

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Dad?

Hey. Ta-dah.

Dad, are you okay?

I'm just celebrating.

Are you kidding? Did you get it?

Son, shake hands

with a Pan Atlantic employee.

Fantastic!

When do you fly?

Well, I've made

an executive decision.

I'm not gonna fly.

What?

Man, I'm through with that sh*t.

Who needs it?

Long hours, close quarters,

leaving you alone days

at a time, it's bullshit.

It's a bullshit job.

I got something better.

Son...

you're looking at Pan Atlantic's

newest baggage expediter,

and I start tomorrow.

Well, I gotta hit the hay.

Get a good night's sleep.

It's a big day tomorrow.

Yes sir.

I gotta be on my toes.

What toes?

Dad, about last night, uh...

I wanted to let you know that

it doesn't matter what you do.

It's okay with me.

What are you talking about,

big guy?

You know, baggage expediter,

it doesn't matter.

Well, I don't know,

you've got me, pal.

What's the...

What's the punchline?

Dad, why are you

wearing that coat?

Yeah, I know. They're getting me

a new one as soon as they can.

But I'm flying

the London run today.

And that is the last

of that stuff

we're gonna see

around this house.

The London run?

How do I look?

You're flying?

Like a bird.

See you later.

It's alive.

How'd you get in?

Door was unlocked.

Look at it. It's amazing.

This is the coolest thing

I've ever seen.

Know what? I always believed

there was something out there.

But this is crazy.

A minion... What is he?

What is he?

If demons were rock stars,

he'd be the roadie.

Now when you say demons,

do you mean demons?

I mean the granddaddy of demons,

the Unholy Trinity.

Israh, Shaggor and Zikon.

The Trinity used to stride

across the galaxy

the way we walk

across the street.

They can have

an entire species for lunch.

They're nasty.

The Earth was their playground

before they were trapped

behind a gate between dimensions

a couple of billion years ago.

Now they want out.

They're waiting behind the gate,

pissed in a major way.

That anger generates

spiritual power, like a...

like a cosmic turbine.

And that's what

we did last night.

The ritual...

We tapped into their power.

Holy sh*t.

All that negative energy,

why mess around

with something so dangerous?

I need results.

For the man

in the picture?

Is that your dad?

You're wishing

for something for him?

I want to give him

his life back.

It's just that last year,

it was after my mom died...

I came home from school

and I found him sitting there

with a gun in his mouth.

I walked in on him, you know?

Oh, sh*t.

What if he tries it again?

What am I supposed to do?

Go to family counseling?

I... I just stood there

like a geek.

I couldn't do anything.

Now I'm doing something.

I'm really doing something.

Just screw the negative energy.

So, this is all for your dad?

Yeah.

Did it work?

Got a job today.

All right.

So why don't you wish

for something for yourself?

- What do you mean?

- I mean...

what if we wish for more stuff?

Like a cherry 1962 Corvette.

Stuff like that.

It's not Wheel of Fortune.

It doesn't work that way.

Why not?

Just take my word for it,

you don't want to fool around.

How about something small?

We'll just wish

for the rain to stop.

Just that.

What could happen?

It's not gonna work.

You can't just burn a cardboard

sun and expect the rain to stop.

You can't just wish for things

like he's Aladdin's lamp.

The power structure between

dimensions is very fragile.

It's got to be done right.

You have to have the proper...

You know what this means?

Don't ya?

Absolutely not.

Don't do that. No!

Whoo hoo!

Whoo! Yeah!

Whoo!

- Terry?

- What?

All right.

Yeah!

Now let's do some shopping.

I'm gonna get my mom

a new house.

Nothing fancy. Half a mil tops.

I'm gonna get my dad

his own airline,

with his picture painted

on the rudder.

Then we could travel

wherever we want.

Paris.

Let's go to Paris tomorrow.

- What's that mean?

- I love you, my darling.

Are you in love with John?

I mean, have you ever...

you know?

Have you?

Sure. Who hasn't?

Sometimes I wonder if there are

guys who go their entire lives

without ever doing it,

I mean, guys like me.

Don't bet on it.

Check out those wheels, man.

Hey man, that's my chick.

Yeah, and that Larry guy.

Yeah.

Come on, move it!

The captain has now

turned off the seatbelt sign.

However, we do suggest

you keep your seatbelt fastened

in case of sudden turbulence.

The No Smoking sign

will remain on,

as we are pleased to offer you

a smoke-free environment.

May we remind you

that the washrooms are equipped

with smoke detectors

and smoke alarms.

We hope you will have

a pleasant flight.

Thank you.

Please return to your seat.

That's the flight deck, sir.

Don't open that door. Sir!

Dad!

Hey hey!

Join the party!

Dad, what are you doing?

I'm flying!

Fasten your seatbelt!

No!

Hello?

Terrence, the car,

and all the clothes and all

the other stuff from last night,

it all turned into sh*t,

I mean real sh*t.

Tell me about it.

You should see my room.

Well, what is it?

What's going on?

Look, I told you

we weren't supposed to

wish for things.

It's like the wishes

have a half-life.

They start out good,

and then they turn...

Terry?

Hello? What is it?

Terrence?

I'm coming over.

No.

Dad?

Dad, I'm... I'm so sorry.

I didn't mean to...

I'm gonna send it back

where it came from, Dad.

Everything's gonna be back

the way it was.

I promise.

Promise.

I don't know

how he got clearance.

The man's an alcoholic.

It was just a cargo plane,

thank God.

It's a blessing

it never left the ground.

I don't think he was qualified

to serve goddamned peanuts.

Hang on, I gotta go.

Son, it was a totally

freak accident.

Absolutely unforeseeable.

Of course, there's no question

of any liability...

Please, this is not the time.

Mind you, the company's

behind you. Um...

We're picking up 85 percent

of the hospital bills.

Not now!

Get in the car.

Get in the car.

So, what do you think

you're doing?

I'm taking a walk.

What's going on here? You

starting to see other people?

- Is that what it is?

- What are you talking about?

I saw you last night.

Yeah, so?

I saw you with that freak,

what's his name.

- Larry.

- Terrence.

His name is Terrence.

So, he has a f*ggot's name

instead of an a**hole's name.

Excuse me. I saw you.

Look, you don't own me.

He's just a friend, okay?

Great friend.

What were you doing?

Feeling each other up

in the graveyard?

Hey, eat sh*t!

Yeah, shut up, Moe?

So, is that Terrence's car?

Is he some sort of rich boy?

- You wouldn't understand.

- Well, try me.

It's not what you think.

That minion thing's alive.

We wished for stuff.

What are you talking about?

It's like a fairy tale.

Bullshit, man, bullshit.

It's true! It's real!

This is real. This.

I never touched him.

He's a friend.

Just got caught up in all...

He's just a friend, you dork.

Goddamn chicks, man.

Who needs demons

when you've got chicks?

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