Gate 2: The Trespassers Page #3

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I hear that, man.

You know what our problem

is here, Moe?

Whoo!

Hi, Rat Boy. How's it going?

You know, Terrence,

I think it's time

you and I became friends.

After all, we've got

so much in common.

Same taste in girls,

for example.

Don't you think

that's incredible?

We've got the same taste

in girls?

'Cause friends should be able

to share everything.

I shared something with you.

And you shared something

with me.

I'll be seeing you, Terrence.

- Let's go.

- Yeah, okay.

Let's take the little dude

for a ride.

No.

No!

Jerks.

Sh*t.

Whoo!

Shut up!

Shut up!

I love when you say,

"Shut up" to the gremlin.

No, it's a minion,

you dumb sh*t.

Minion, gremlin,

as long as it burns

Terrence's ass.

John, life is sweet, man.

Hey, give me that, man.

I've got an idea.

Party animal!

Whoo!

Whoo! Whoo!

John, uh...

Whoa. Hey, John...

Come on, man!

Get him off me!

I got him! I got him!

Help me!

You... You little son of a...!

Stop the car!

The little sucker's

got teeth!

Do you remember what to do?

Fire. Burning stuff

and a shitload of prayers, man.

Well, then say the prayers.

I'm not saying any prayers.

Just say the prayers.

Oh, come on, John...

Do it, Moe!

Now I lay me down to sleep,

I pray the Lord my soul to keep.

If I should die before I wake,

I pray the Lord my soul to take.

- We want more of these.

- Yeah.

Oh, man!

It's okay to touch him.

Don't you ever knock?

I don't like letting other

people decide

whether I come in or not.

Just go, touch his hand,

his arm or something.

Believe me, it makes the whole

thing a lot less creepy.

No, it's okay.

Go on, you'll feel better.

How come you know

so much about it?

Same thing happened to my dad.

Well, cancer.

I went through six months

of this sh*t.

I'm a goddamn expert

on the subject.

Come on, I know it's scary,

but it's him.

He knows you're here.

He's still the same

on the inside.

It doesn't matter

what happens on the outside.

Nothing can touch us

where we really live.

Not if you're strong.

Not if someone loves you.

He's in there.

It's okay to touch me too.

Good evening. May I help you?

- Baxter, party of two.

- Howard. Howard.

Excuse me, one moment.

What is it?

Did you seat those two

in my section?

Which two?

You know damn well which two.

Who let them in?

- I did.

- Are you insane? Why?

Now.

Gentlemen, this is the third

bottle of wine...

Is everything

perfectly okay here?

These connoisseurs seem to think

that our Mdoc is too... flinty.

No, the Mdoc stuff

was too fruity.

If they want another bottle

bring them another bottle.

And what would the gentlemen

like to begin with?

Uh...

Bring me your biggest order

of escargots.

Mmm.

One 'gote.

Snails.

We're gonna send that little

sucker back where he came from.

What?

The vessel will send him through

the gate, straight back to hell.

Oh, wait a minute.

You're gonna do the conjure

thing again? Call the demons?

Excuse me?

Excuse me.

But isn't that exactly

what they're waiting for?

Screw around with the gate and

you'll let them back on Earth.

It's like ringing

the damn dinner bell.

Look, my dad's dying.

I could get used to this, man.

You know what, John?

I think I'm gonna go

with the Alfa.

With the leather interior.

Are you okay, buddy?

Yeah, I'm fine.

I told you to go easy

on the barnaise sauce.

I gotta go to the bathroom.

And how is everything

this evening?

Oh, it's fine.

Good. I hope you come back

and see us again real soon.

Oh.

Oh God.

There is a way.

"The entrance to this world

can be closed

by a vessel of the dead.

Such an object draws power

from both sides of the gate.

But be forewarned.

Once one of the ancient trinity

has taken its first sacrifice,

no force in either world

can stop what will follow.

There are seven items, seven

being the celestial number."

Did you wash your hands?

Hm?

Okay. Here goes.

"First, the vessel itself,

a belonging of the dead."

It was my mom's.

Next.

"Kernels of green wheat

for the yet to be born.

Salt, of the Earth.

Three rods of Lapis lazuli.

A sacrifice of unbroken love."

What is that?

Oh, that's, um...

something that represents love.

You know, like comes from love.

All right, lover boy,

don't get all mushy on me.

Are you okay in there?

Uh, waiter?

Sir?

Do you need any help

in there, sir?

Hey, you a**hole!

The blood

of the innocent.

I hate that part.

That's it?

That's gonna save the world?

Sure, why not?

Look at it this way, a couple

of prayers and a dead hamster

got us into this mess, right?

What've we got to lose?

Let's do it.

Minion goes in the box,

box goes in the gate.

I just hope we can find

John and Moe.

Oh my God!

Sh*t.

- Moe, oh my God, I'm so sorry!

- Moe! Are you okay?

- You gotta come!

- What's the matter?

- You gotta come with me, man!

- Here, sit down.

I need... I need a pill! I...

- Moe...

- What happened to your face?!

My pills!

- Moe, what's going on?

- Moe, where's John?

Where... Where's the minion?

Huh? Where is it?

- I didn't know what to do.

- Come on, where's the minion?

- You've gotta come see John.

- Where?! Where is he?!

His... His face, man. Oh God,

his face is so messed up!

Where is he, Moe?

The warehouse, the one

where I work! Hurry! Come on!

Wait, what's he doing there?

Steel doors, man.

Steel doors.

Come on! I had to lock him up!

Cops are looking for him.

It was a hit and run.

- Come on, let's hurry.

- He peeled out of there so fast!

He just started going crazy!

- Talking all this demon stuff!

- This is weird.

Words I never

even heard before!

I don't know what's happening

to him! Sh*t, man!

I mean, I figured you'd know

what to do, you know.

Like you could say a spell

for him, or something.

I mean, he don't look real good.

The minion bit him.

You don't change

from minion bites.

Oh yeah?

John?

John?

John? John?

- Liz, get out...!

- John, are you all right?

Go away!

- John?

- John?

John, you in here?

John?

John?

Jeez.

I told ya.

John?

Hey, John?

Hey, where are you, guy?

John?

Moe, are you okay?!

Yeah.

I'm fine.

Liz.

It hurts.

John?

I don't want to look at you.

I'm gonna...

Oh God.

Oh God, John!

They've taken me.

I can see the other side.

It's not so bad.

What are you saying?

I'm only the first.

They're taking me.

They're gonna go.

John, no!

Liz!

Goodbye!

John!

Don't go.

It's happening.

- Moe, what? What's going on?

- What's happening?

It's happening! It's happening.

Moe!

Moe.

Oh no.

His heart.

This is all my fault.

I killed them.

John.

I'm so stupid.

I'm not thinking

in three dimensions.

I thought they would come

through the gate,

a hole or a door or something.

What are you talking about?

The Unholy Trinity.

They're coming from inside us.

Inside us.

The gate's open.

Once three of them make their

human sacrifice, that's it.

End of story.

Hell on Earth.

The gate...

I know where it is.

"I call upon the gods of light,

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