Gayby Page #10

It really was an accident.

And I didn't have sex

with anyone for months.

I blew up at Scott

on my birthday.

I'm really sorry.

I'll let you know when I'm

ready to accept your apology.

- Now?.

- No.

- Now?.

- No!

Now?.

Okay, but only because we have

a lot of baby planning to do.

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Let's do it again.

No, I gotta go pump.

Can I help?.

You've done enough already.

Can't you just tell them

you're gonna be a little late?.

No, it's Matt's birthday.

Hi.

Jenn, Jenn, Jenn...

You know no shoes on this floor.

I need that milk, and sanitize.

Hey, do we--

Shh...

Logan's trying to sleep.

Hey. You look good.

What took you so long?.

Neil's downstairs.

We finally had sex.

Like a whole bunch of times.

Did you use a condom?.

What's a condom?.

Of course we used a condom.

Okay, I know you know this,

so forgive me,

but don't let him

stay up past 8 or 8;. 1 5,

otherwise he'll be up all night.

- I'm his mommy too.

- I know, sorry.

Jeez, he's like super-daddy.

Thank God.

Can you imagine if we had

to raise a kid by ourselves?.

[baby coos]

I absolutely cannot.

Me either.

Oh, birthday...

Happy...birthday.

Oh, you framed it!

That's so sweet.

Hey, look, look...

It's you.

And that's me.

And that's him.

- And that's your mommy.

- That's her!

Where should I put it?.

Just put it right here.

Thank you!

- You're welcome.

- So much!

Love you.

I wish you could

come with us tonight,

but he wants to have

the night out alone.

He has a surprise for me.

I know...

I am so excited that he's

going to ask you to marry him.

What?.

You looked like you knew.

You didn't know?.

No!

I am...

a compulsive birthday ruiner.

No, it's okay.

It's more than okay...

Okay, guys, we gotta go.

We have reservations.

Yes.

Bye little one.

I'm gonna miss you.

Bye-bye.

Wow.

You really do

look just like your daddy.

[baby coos]

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