Gemini

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[PHONE RINGING]

Devin.

DEVIN:

Is this f***ing Tracy?

No, it's Jill.

Well... [SCOFFS]

...is Heather there?

No, I'm not with her

right now.

Why do you have her phone

if you're not with her?

What are you calling about,

Devin?

Just tell her

I know what's up.

- You know what's up?

- That's right.

And tell her to f*** off,

and I'm going to

f***ing murder her.

Okay, Devin.

Good bye.

HEATHER:

Who was that?

- Did you go in already?

- I didn't go in yet.

- Who was that?

- Uh, Devin.

He says

he knows what's up,

and he's gonna

f***ing murder you.

Why haven't you

gone in yet?

[SIGHS]

I want you

to come in with me.

JILL:
What? Why?

Okay,

you're gonna kill me.

No, I'm not.

Wait,

what are you gonna do

that's gonna make me

wanna kill you?

I'm not gonna do

the movie.

What do you mean,

you're not gonna do the movie?

I'm gonna go in there and I'm gonna

tell him I don't wanna do it...

and I think

it'd be really nice

if you came in with me

for support.

- Okay. You know he's gonna freak out, right?

- Yeah, I know that.

And Jamie is similarly

going to freak out.

F*** Jamie.

I don't care about Jamie.

Okay. I-I... Why?

Why aren't you

doing the movie?

I don't wanna do anything

for a while.

I think that you should

think about this.

Jill,

I've thought about this.

Okay. This is

a really big decision.

And, you know,

there's no movie without you.

- Right?

- Of course I know that.

I know

this is a big deal.

Okay.

Okay.

- Mm.

- Okay.

[EXHALES SHARPLY]

Jill.

What?

[SOFT MUSIC PLAYS]

[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]

Good evening.

Are you looking for someone?

Uh, I am,

but I just found him.

- Thank you.

- Okay, great.

[INDISTINCT CONVERSATIONS]

- Hi, Jill.

- Hey, Greg.

Where the f***

is Heather?

- Uh, she's not coming.

- [CHUCKLES] Okay.

I know you just didn't tell me

that she's not coming,

- because we have a ton of sh*t to talk about.

- I know.

And I've been here

for like, half an hour,

so I know you didn't just tell me

that she's not f***ing coming.

And for that matter, what are

you doing here in person

if she's not even coming?

Can I get you guys started

with some apps?

- Apps?

- Apps. Appetizers.

Have you looked them over?

If not, I can recommend

something or give you more time.

Whatever you'd like.

Yeah, I think

we're just drinking.

ANDREA:

Okay. That sounds great.

What would you

like to drink?

Uh, well, actually,

he's just drinking.

If it's okay for now,

I'm just here.

- Great. That's no problem.

- Okay.

You know what?

I am... I'm gonna have apps.

I'm gonna have

one of everything.

ANDREA:

One of everything?

That's actually

a lot of food.

- I will have one of every single app, yeah.

- Okay.

Well our bruschetta

usually comes in pairs,

but do you just want one?

- No, I'll have the pair.

- Okay. That's perfect.

I'll get your order in

right away.

Thank you.

GREG:
Jill.

Greg.

You wanna tell me

what you're doing here?

She's not doing the movie.

Okay.

Greg!

[GROANS]

How'd it go?

Oh, um, I dunno.

I think it went bad.

- It went bad?

- Mm-hmm. I think so.

What is this?

That is an old-fashioned

that Greg was drinking.

[CELLPHONE BUZZING]

Should I answer?

[EXHALES DEEPLY]

- That was fast.

- Should I answer?

- Yeah, answer.

- Are you here?

Jamie.

JAMIE:

Are you kidding me?

- I don't know what you're talking about.

- You know exactly what.

Is she with you?

Jamie, it's okay.

What... What do you mean,

"It's okay"?

You know what?

We're in a restaurant

right now.

I'll come in tomorrow

and we'll talk about it, okay?

Heather,

I wanna kill you right now.

Don't be so harsh.

I'm not being harsh.

You are being crazy.

Do you know

how much this fucks me,

how much it fucks

all of us?

Jamie,

I'm gonna go now, okay?

Put Jill back on!

N... Okay.

You know what?

I'll step outside,

and we'll talk.

Well?

Hey.

Uh, sorry to bother you.

I'm Sierra.

I'm a big fan of Heather's.

Oh.

You're her assistant,

right?

Uh...

Eh... Yes.

You don't have to worry.

I'm... I'm not gonna

bother you guys.

I just...

I had to come up and say hello.

Okay, I'm really sorry,

but, uh,

you really shouldn't be here

- when she gets back.

- No-no-no, I totally understand,

but it would be really cool

if I could just hang out here

for a minute.

Hello.

Hi.

SIERRA:
Your assistant

tried to save you,

but I've just wanted

to meet you for so long

that I wouldn't take no

for an answer.

I have to tell,

you... you're even

more beautiful in person.

Thank you.

I'm sure the two of you

just wanna hang out on your own.

Um, just seriously,

it would mean so much to me

if I could just

hang out here for a minute.

Okay.

Oh.

Oh, thank you.

Actually,

could we take a picture?

I would love it

if we could take

a picture together.

Uh, no.

Now is not a good time

for photos.

I'm sorry.

It's fine.

We can take a photo.

Okay.

Would you mind?

Uh, okay.

[CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]

All right.

Can you do one

without the flash, actually?

We got the photo.

No, it's okay.

Let's do it again.

Do you know

how to turn the flash off?

Yes, I know

how to turn the flash off.

- Oh.

- Okay.

- [CAMERA SHUTTER CLICKS]

- Great.

- Did it turn out okay?

- Yeah, they're both great.

I feel like the first one

was better.

No.

They're really both good.

- Can I ask you a question?

- Mm-hmm.

Sorry, I'm just...

[CHUCKLES] Aah!

...really nervous.

- It's totally fine.

- Um... [CLEARS THROAT] Okay.

So, um,

as you probably know...

most of information

about you

- is on the Internet, or whatever.

- Mm-hmm.

Um, it's just that there's

this theory going around

that the two of you

are together,

and that's why you're

breaking up with Devin.

And, I just wanted to know

if it was true.

I'm sorry,

that's just...

that's incredibly

inappropriate.

Oh, I...

I didn't mean to be rude.

ANDREA:

Okay, here we go.

What is this?

It's apps.

Apps?

Appetizers.

They're super-good.

- MAN #1:
Heather, Heather, Heather, here!

- MAN #2:
Heather, Heather, here!

- Hey, Heather.

- Heather, here we go!

- Oh!

- Here we go, here we go.

STAN:
Hey Heather,

how ya doin' tonight?

- You're looking beautiful.

- Okay, Stan, give us some space.

STAN:
Yeah, how's the love life

now that Devin's out of it?

Hey, Heather, come on,

we know you like to dish.

- Tell us, what's going on?

- HEATHER:
I've got nothing to tell you, Stan.

So you're a single lady,

then?

Yup, I'm a single lady.

MAN #1:

Come on, Heather!

STAN:
Hey, ladies.

Wait up, come on.

Hey, Heather, why don't you

let me take you out some time?

I'll take ya any place

you wanna go.

- No thanks, Stan.

- No thanks, really?

Well, what is it? What does

Tracy have that I don't have?

Oh! Look at that? I think

I'm onto something, there.

Well, Tracy Kim is

a very beautiful woman.

- JILL:
All right, Stan, we're done.

- What do you think?

I don't know

what you're talking about.

Okay, remember,

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