Gemini Page #2

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I can either work with you

- or I can work...

- What is that supposed to mean?

- Are you threatening us?

- No, I'm not threatening you.

Okay, are you gonna print

a bunch of bullshit rumors?

No, I'm not gonna print

a bunch of bullshit rumors.

What is your problem?

Get a f***ing life.

- What's my problem?

- Get in the car. Come on.

I just feel that Heather's

fans have a right to know.

HEATHER:
You are like a vulture, Stan.

A vulture.

No. Listen.

I'm not a f***ing vulture.

- Move your coat.

- I'm not the bad guy here.

STAN:
I'm the good guy.

Remember that.

Who's the boss?

Who's running this show?

There ya go.

Bye-bye.

Have a good night.

[SCOFFS]

JILL:
What are you doing?

- I'm looking at Instagram.

- No!

- I know, but I...

- Stop! Don't do that!

I just wanna see the photo

that that girl took of me.

I found it.

You already found it?

Okay.

I do not look good.

Don't show me

while I'm driving.

- I would say I look bad to quite bad.

- Okay.

Heather,

where are we going?

"O.M.G., it happened.

Heather Anderson,

heart-eye emoticon."

"Hashtag Heather Anderson.

Hashtag Heather Anderson OMG."

"Hashtag heart Heather."

That is so many hashtags.

All right, Heather,

stop looking at things

on Instagram,

put your phone away,

and tell me where we're going.

- Just keep on going west.

- Okay.

Actually, can we just stop

by your place for a minute?

My place? Why?

'Cause there's just something

there I wanna pick up.

What?

Look, if I tell you what it is,

you won't let us stop.

- What are you talking about?

- I just wanna stop at your place for a minute.

Can we stop at your place

for a minute, please?

Do you have alcohol

at your place?

I have St-Germain.

- From that party?

- Yeah.

- That's all you have?

- That's all I have.

- [LAUGHS] - Why can't you

be normal and have vodka?

[EXHALES DEEPLY]

[GROANS]

- Comfy?

- This couch is really f***ing comfortable.

I know. It should be.

- You gave it to me.

- I did?

- Mm-hmm.

- When?

What do you need

in this apartment?

A drink. Please?

Okay, drinks first.

Drinks, drinks, drinks!

[REFRIGERATOR DOOR OPENS]

- Ah, the only mixer I have is pineapple juice.

- Ew.

Ooh, I actually have

a Mello Yello.

Ooh!

Why do you have a copy

of Seventeen Magazine?

I don't know.

It just started coming.

That's weird.

I know,

it's really, really weird.

- It's actually really cool.

- Really?

Yeah. It looks exactly

like it did in the '90s.

I don't think

I really read it in the '90s.

Oh, my God, I was obsessed

with these things.

The quizzes,

do you remember the quizzes?

I guess maybe I did

a quiz or two in my day.

Remember

Jonathan Taylor Thomas?

Yeah.

I definitely had my first orgasm

thinking about him.

- What?

- What?

[BOTH LAUGH]

HEATHER:
This is very positive.

I'm into this.

Here.

Thank you.

- This is delicious.

- It's delightful.

I love it.

We can't forget

this combination.

Okay, well there's two of us

to remember, so...

Yeah, but you're the one

who remembers things.

Why are we here?

Right. [CLEARS THROAT]

Okay.

A question for the lady.

All right, milady.

[LAUGHS] What?

Um...

You have a gun, right?

No.

Okay,

I've seen your gun.

I stole a hair tie from you once

and I saw it.

It's in your bathroom.

- Okay, yes, I have a gun.

- Okay.

Why do you have a gun?

I don't keep it loaded

or anything.

- I just...

- Where'd you get the gun?

I got it when we were

shooting in Utah.

What?

I know it's stupid,

but I felt really not safe

where we were,

and, um,

the props guy, Dave...

- The one who had a crush on you?

- Yeah.

He gave it to me.

Wait, so is it a real gun

or a prop gun?

No, it's a real gun.

- It's a real gun.

- Yeah.

Can I borrow it?

- What are you gonna do?

- I... I'm... Nothing.

I just... I feel like

there's so many crazy people

who are mad at me right now,

you know?

- Yeah...

- And... Okay.

You know how you were just

saying you don't feel safe?

Yeah...

I feel like that

all the time.

[GUN CLICKS]

You know

how to shoot a gun?

- Jill, how many movies have I shot guns in?

- Two.

Well, yeah,

I know how they work.

Okay, more importantly,

do you know

how to not shoot a gun?

Like, how to not shoot yourself

or anyone else

- when you don't mean to?

- Yes.

- I do.

- [SIGHS]

I'm not gonna use it.

I'm 99.99%

not gonna use it.

Okay. Good.

Thank you.

I wanna do karaoke.

Now?

Yeah, like f***ing

real, hardcore

K-town karaoke.

I'll call Tracy,

and we'll do

a three-person party.

[ENGINE REVS IN DISTANCE]

You guys are okay, right?

Yeah, we're good.

We're good, right?

Yeah.

Yeah, we're good.

[CHUCKLES]

Hi.

I'm going to the cabin

tomorrow.

I'll miss you.

- I'll see you this weekend, right?

- Yeah.

Mm.

[KNOCKS ON GLASS]

Yes?

Someone just took a photo

of me and Tracy.

What?

I saw a flash.

Uh...

did you see who took it?

No, I saw a flash.

[SIGHS]

Well, um...

I guess

there's nothing more

we can really do

about that now.

It's probably f***ing Stan.

Oh, Stan.

Starfish-man.

Stanny the manny.

Are you okay to drive?

When a problem comes along,

you must whip it

What?

Hey, sleepyhead,

no sleeping!

- I'm sorry. I'm sorry! I'm sorry.

- Wake up, wake up, wake up!

- You like Tracy, right?

- Yeah.

Are you kidding?

I love Tracy.

- She let me ride her bike.

- Her motorcycle?

- Yeah.

- Are you serious?

Yeah, well,

when I had to pick up

all that stuff last week,

she let me ride it.

She never lets me ride it.

Well, I used to have one

in boarding school.

- Really?

- Mm-hmm.

Got it from a local kid

and I hid it in the woods.

What a delinquent.

- Hey, but, I mean...

- What? What?

Well, I told you

what I think of Tracy,

but what about you?

Do you love Tracy?

[CLEARS THROAT]

I like Tracy.

- I like her a lot.

- [LAUGHS]

That's good.

- That's really good.

- Yeah.

I'm going to her cabin

this weekend.

- Oo-la-la.

- Oo-la-la!

Okay, eyes on the road.

No crashes.

I'm... Okay, I looked at you

for like two seconds.

Yeah, whatever.

You are not the best driver.

[LAUGHS] No, I'm not.

I'm terrible.

Yeah, you are terrible.

[DOOR CLOSES]

Do you want a drink?

JILL:

[NORMAL VOICE]

You wanna stay here tonight?

[NORMAL VOICE] If that's

all right with you.

- Yeah. I'll make up the guest room.

- No, no, no.

I have to get up early

and go home and change

before the thing.

And if I sleep

in a real bed,

I won't be able to do it.

But the sleep

will be so much better.

Doesn't matter.

Won't be able to get up.

[WATCH BEEPING]

What are you doing?

I'm setting an alarm.

Wait.

Why do you have to get up?

Because I set up the meeting

about that other thing.

What other thing?

The reshoots

that you're not doing.

I totally forgot

about that.

I know.

[LIGHT CLICKS]

Jill.

What?

The light came on outside.

Hmm?

The light...

motion sensor light...

came on outside.

Oh.

It's probably just

a coyote or something.

We'll be fine.

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