Gentleman Broncos Page #6

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All you did was change the character

names and turn Bronco into a tranny.

Shut up.

I don't know what he's talking about.

Please, someone seize him.

Seize him.

You're a fraud, and all your fans

should know you're a fraud.

Take him away.

Get lost.

But, please, show leniency.

Always leniency.

Open the gate.

Benjamin?

Benjamin?

Benjamin?

Oh, Benjamin. There you are.

Oh, honey.

This is a terrible place.

Are you all right?

You're not wounded, are you?

I'm fine.

I don't know how this all happened. I just...

You're gonna have to spend

your birthday in jail.

Oh, honey, don't cry. I know I...

I brought you some presents.

Happy birthday. A popcorn car.

Well, I can give it to you later.

I've been registering all your stories

with the Writers' League

since you were seven.

In the year 2525

I thought someday

you could show it to your kids.

If man is still alive

If woman can survive

They may find

"'Aroo? ' questioned Balzaak.

"'Don't give me that, you crazy wolf,'

erupted Brutus.

"'You know why I put that in there.

Perhaps they can clone me.

"'And besides,

it's always good to have a spare."'

In the year 4545

Ain't gonna need your teeth,

won't need your eyes

Chevalier.

You won't find a thing to chew

Nobody's gonna look at you

In the year 5555

Your arms are hanging

limp at your sides

Your legs got nothing to do

Some machine's doing that for you

In the year 6565

Ain't gonna need no husband,

won't need no wife

You'll pick your son,

pick your daughter, too

From the bottom

of a long glass tube, whoa-oh

In the year 6565

Ain't gonna need no husband,

won't need no wife

You'll pick your son,

pick your daughter, too

From the bottom

of a long glass tube, whoa-oh

Land your stag!

Come on, Daysius.

For what he never knew

Now man's reign is through

But through the eternal night

The twinkling of starlight

So very far away

Maybe it's only yesterday

In the year 2525

If man is still alive

Yeah.

Oh, my gosh.

Benjamin, you are so talented.

This is amazing.

So are you, Mom.

What's this?

I love you.

Carry on my wayward son

There'll be peace when you are done

Lay your weary head to rest

Don't you cry no more

Once I rose above

the noise and confusion

Just to get a glimpse

beyond this illusion

I was soaring ever higher

But I flew too high

Though my eyes could see

I still was a blind man

Though my mind could think

I still was a madman

I hear the voices when I'm dreaming

I can hear them say

Carry on my wayward son

There'll be peace when you are done

Lay your weary head to rest

Don't you cry no more

Masquerading as a man with a reason

My charade is the event of the season

And if I claim to be a wise man

It surely means that I don't know

On a stormy sea of moving emotion

Tossed about,

I'm like a ship on the ocean

I set a course for winds of fortune

But I hear the voices say

Carry on my wayward son

There'll be peace when you are done

Lay your weary head to rest

- Don't you cry no more

- No!

(MOANING) Oh, yeah.

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