Gentlemen Broncos Page #3
Take me to your yeast factory.
I am your soldier.
I know
you like wearing your dad's old clothes,
but while you were at Cletus Fest,
I got you some new shoes.
Only $5, clearance sale at Haymart.
These are girls' shoes, Mom.
Oh, shoot.
I thought they were skipper shoes.
How about some good news?
I got really inspired about my collection,
and I came up with a bunch of new designs.
Do you mind if I run a few of them by you?
Okay.
I've changed the name of my collection
to Decent Beginnings.
I liked it 'cause I thought
it had a wholesome ring,
but I was hoping
it could appeal to a younger market.
Now, my first one is called Front Pew.
Now what I did was I extended
the hemline down like that,
so it brings the attention
back up to the eyes.
And this one, it's breakfast-inspired.
I'm gonna make it out of some beach
towels with some burlap fringe.
This one is called Righteous Dew.
Your father would've just loved this one.
This one's called Reachable Dream,
because all of our dreams are reachable,
Benjy, even yours.
Hi. Welcome to LeVonne's.
Can I look at that salmon gown?
Certainly.
This is a very practical design from
LeVonne's new Sunset Plains edition.
Well, how much is it?
is on sale today for $79.95.
Well, that's a rip-off.
Hey. What are you guys doing here?
Lonnie's stepsister runs
the Navajo Taco stand.
They make a really good taco.
So, I noticed you left Cletus early.
Yeah, I had to come back and
help my mom with the trade show.
When do we get our manuscripts back?
Well, we got ours at the end of camp.
Maybe they'll mail yours.
But don't you have another copy?
Because I really think Lonnie should read it.
He has connections
in the audiovisual industry.
He might know someone
that could help get you published.
Are you serious?
Mmm.
Well, it was so nice
to see you, Benjamin. Bye.
Oh, okay.
Yes.
Bronco.
I can do better.
Broncanuss.
Broncaho.
Not quite.
Brutus.
Forgive me.
Cyclops there.
Cyclops there.
Brutus and Venonka surveyed
the yeast factory,
looking for an Achilles'heel
There was none
Cyclops there. Cyclops there.
Cyclops there.
Turrets.
Moon buggies.
Oh, my holy crap.
Surveillance does.
I hate those.
This is ridiculous. That's the most
well-guarded yeast factory I've ever seen.
Kenonka. Kenonka.
Show me your bag of secrets.
What's all this crap?
I thought you said he was good at making
bombs and robots and stuff.
What I meant to say was
he likes collecting things.
What's he doing now?
I don't know.
He must have found something.
(SIGHS) I'm not seeing it.
I'm not seeing results.
All I see is a bunch of organic waste.
What did he find, the genius?
Wait a sec.
Well, it's not a clean yeast.
It's just a fungus beef
sharing a few yeast-like properties.
'Tis ripe and delicious, though.
Watch this.
All right, let's give it a little test.
Not bad.
It's pretty good yeast.
This isn't bad.
This is pretty good.
It's not concentrate,
but it's pretty darn good.
Ha ha, whoopee!
I like it.
I like it.
Hey, Benjamin, come here.
I want you to meet someone.
Benjamin.
I want you to meet Dusty,
your new Guardian Angel.
What?
Well, I noticed you didn't have any friends,
so I signed you up
for the Guardian Angel program at church.
I thought maybe you two could go out
in the back and get to know each other
while I grill up some cod.
Oh, my word.
That's all right.
Maybe I have some paper towel.
Oh, my goodness.
Your mom's smoking hot.
What?
Shh!
What is that?
It's rat poison and some of my poo.
Sick. Is it lethal?
No. I don't know. Maybe.
Here, you try it.
I can't.
Dude, it's the circle of life. Go for it.
Centaur lover
Centaur lover
Chevalier.
- Ronald, it's Merve
- Yes?
I don't know where this came from,
but it's fantastic
Really? You like it?
I haven't even finished reading it,
I've already approved it for print
That's amazing.
I mean, it's a little jarring in places,
but I think it's gonna sell really well
Are you sure, Merve?
I've just completed the cover art
for Star Bracelets
No, no, no, I want you to start doing
preliminary sketches
of Brutus and his dog, Balzaak
Yes. Yes, I'll get right on it.
You're back to your old self
Congratulations, Ronald
- Thank you, Merve.
- No, thank you
- Mom.
- What?
You're not bleeding, it's just water.
What?
My gelee insert.
You're gonna be okay.
Hello?
May I please speak
to Mr Benjamin Purvis?
Tabatha?
I'm calling you on behalf of Donaho Studios
Lonnie thinks he wants
Are you serious?
He wants to make it into a movie?
Mmm-hmm. It's gonna be
our next major motion picture.
We'd like for you to come down
Also, could you play a role in the movie
that we're shooting right now?
the sooner that we can start yours.
Yeah.
Yeah, totally. I'd be honored.
What's it about?
It's a romantic story I wrote.
You would be perfect.
And also, since your mom
works for LeVonne's,
do you think you could
bring some nightgowns?
'Cause we are in desperate need
of sexy nightwear.
That's fine. Yeah, I could do that.
Okay, great. So, we'll see you soon.
And congratulations, Benjamin.
This is a very big deal.
Are these the nighties?
Yeah. We have to be really careful
with them, though.
Hey, Lonnie, what are my lines?
Okay, guys,
we've just got two more scenes,
and then this trailer will be done.
Headphone, please.
And...
Action.
Mmm. You like?
Cut!
Lonnie! You can't do that.
That's an $80 Don Carlos.
Excuse me?
I don't even think
we were supposed to take the tags off.
I'm sorry. I'm sorry. I can't do this.
This movie's gonna suck.
Benjamin.
No, Benjamin, wait, I'm sorry.
Look, it was Lonnie's idea, not mine.
And I'll have my people restore it
with scrap linens.
Tabatha, me and my mom are
gonna be out, like, 100 bucks now.
We can't afford that.
Benjamin, look,
Lonnie has come into
some serious cash lately.
What does that mean?
Benjamin, Lonnie wants
to pay you for Yeast Lords
Are you serious?
I'm dead serious.
Yeast Lords is amazing,
and it is definitely worth
at least a couple hundred bucks.
Hey, Lonnie?
Tell him how much you're willing to pay.
What's wrong?
These guys owe you some money?
No.
Who's that guy?
He's my Angel.
Nice.
So, do we have a deal or what?
Yeah.
Hi, guys.
Did you catch any neat rocks?
Yeah. It was fun.
How about you, Duster?
What?
Bronco and Vanaya
began their assault on the yeast factory,
but the yeast patty Bronco had previously
eaten started to make him feel like crap
Bronco!
We must stop that gunfire
before it kills Lord Bronco.
Well, find something, Kanaya, anything.
Well, not that, you idiot.
That's just an old pudding.
Bronco. Are you all right?
What happened?
The fungus beef,
it's poisoned your spine juice.
We must get you out of here.
I can't move.
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