George of the Jungle 2 Page #3

That's like saying the Rockefellers

don't own Rockefeller Center.

- They don't!

- Oh.

lt turns out

your idiot son-in-law has it.

But where does he keep it?

Let me ask him.

George, where do you keep

the deed to Ape Mountain?

George hide in butt flap.

Enchanting.

He keeps it in his underwear.

How do we get him and his underwear

back here... so l can take it?

Tookie.

Ape can't come talk to George

because broke? ln big trouble?

George must go Vegas to help.

Thrilled that George was leaving,

Beatrice beamed like a Cheshire cat.

George is coming.

What's he doing

with all that luggage?

Hey, he's leaving.

lt's comments like that

which justify why l eat you.

Now l know why they call you

Really Mean Lion.

Oh, yeah.

Last time he left,

the jungle nearly fell apart.

lt's so obvious, George only wants

to be with his own kind now.

But don't worry,

l'll take care of you.

Unaware of the threat

home and abroad,

George and his extended jungle

family took off on their first trip.

Look. Look.

Las Vegas!

Anxious to speak to his brethren,

Ape,

but not wanting to stand out

like a simian from the sticks,

George made a stop.

New George

look pretty good in Armani, too.

Farklempt at finally

finding each other again,

George and his brother, Ape,

had a big emotional reunion.

- Hi.

- Hello.

Oh, come on,

you can do better than that.

Oh, George! Please!

Let it off.

George so happy to see brother, Ape.

Me, too. What are you doing here?

George here to help.

Tookie say Ape in trouble.

Broke. Busted. No Benjamins.

Broke? lt's all

a big misunderstanding.

l'm perfectly fine. That's... why

l'm giving away all my furniture.

George happy Ape perfectly fine.

Only wish George perfectly fine.

What's the matter?

Ursula and animals think George

spend too much time with other.

George so upset,

think about taking off neck crown.

Look, l understand your concern.

And if l return...

When l return, l'll coordinate your

schedule to everyone's satisfaction.

- lt's just a question of balance.

- George good at balance.

George worried about Ursula.

She's lonely and she worried

she not cook or clean as well as Ape.

Well, she might have a point there.

George worried she miss civilisation

more than she miss George.

Don't be ridiculous!

Ursula adores you.

She's probably just suffering

from the five-year itch.

- What George do?

- What any husband would do.

Get her a nice present

to help scratch it.

A... backscratcher.

To help with itch.

As the jungle king demonstrated

the many uses of his gift,

his arch animal enemy

was back in the jungle

trying to take over his throne.

George of the Jungle

has deserted you.

lf you elect me your king,

l promise to make every Tuesday

''Meatless Tuesday.''

- But if you don't make me king...

- Oh, l'm scared!

..you have no idea

what a mean lion l can really be.

As the Mean Lion

schemed against him,

his perfidious plotters in Las Vegas

put the finishing touches

on their perspicacious plan.

Better turn off the alarm.

The old witch says he keeps the deed

in his underwear.

- That's disgusting.

- At least it'll be easy to find.

These look familiar.

Obviously he was planning

to stay for a while.

You would think at some point, Ursula

would recommend a zebra pattern.

Unaware of the deadly denizens

determined to destroy him...

Well, that's a change of pace.

..our accidental tourist took his

family backstage at Circus Circus.

As George gleefully greeted

his performing pals,...

..Ursula wondered

if she'd ever come first.

George, this is Rocky.

He's very honoured to meet you.

Why do they call him Rocky?

Because when he gets nervous,

he does that.

George... honoured...

to... meet... Rocky... too.

He says he was born in a cage,

but he wants to return home with you

and learn to become

a real jungle kangaroo.

Cage is not good for animals.

George, kangaroos live in Australia,

we can't bring Rocky

back to the Bukuvu.

Tell him we're really sorry.

Don't worry, George,

he won't bother you again.

While our simple simian was being

stalked by a star-struck kangaroo,

Lyle and the women were still

searching our simple simian's shorts.

What now? lt'll take us years

to go through the rest of these.

And it would have, too,

had the precise, practical, pragmatic

Ursula not labelled them.

Oo-oo feathers.

Hyena burger.

Wait a second. Deed.

Lyle immediately dispatched

a dastardly disciple to the jungle,

who enjoyed evicting the animals.

ln every other story the king

of the jungle is a lion not a human.

And so, as is my birthright,

l now declare myself

king of the jungle!

- This is really bad!

- Tuesdays are still meatless, right?

You can't be king without the amulet.

Then l'll just have to get it back,

won't l?

We need George. Where's George?

George's friends were worried.

While Lyle celebrated getting the

deed in a typically mature fashion.

l have the deed

l have the deed

This is the deed l have

l have the deed

Getting the deed

is only half the battle.

lt means nothing unless you get

Ursula to fall in love with you.

- Are you prepared for tonight?

- l'm prepared.

And so was Ape,

because they had all come to see

the swinging songster perform.

Eat!

Now, when l count to three,

you will awaken and feel refreshed,

and remember nothing.

One. Two. Three.

lce cream?

But l'm lactose intolerant!

Oops.

Sorry.

Remember, l am Armando,

and l can hypnotise anyone

to do anything! Good night!

The Conrad Jupiter's Hotel

and Casino is proud to present

the selected song stylings

of the one and only Ape!

Here he comes

Walking down the street

He gets the funniest looks

from everyone he meets

Hey, hey, l'm a monkey

And people say l monkey around

Well, l'm too busy singing

to put anybody down

l'm just trying to be friendly

Come and watch me sing and play

l'm the young generation

And l've got something to say

Hey, hey l'm the monkey

Hey, hey, l'm a monkey

Hey, hey, l'm a monkey

Hey, hey l'm the monkey

Yeah! Hey! Yeah!

Hey, hey, l'm a monkey

Yeah! Thank you. Thank you.

- Thank you. Girls.

- You were wonderful

Ape will be back in a few minutes

with his tribute to Tony Orlando.

lt's from the gentleman over there.

Lyle.

Beatrice, you're looking lovely.

Ursula, what a small world.

You remember my son-in-law, George.

l do. George.

Clearly the best man won.

But no hard feelings. Shake.

What are you doing here?

Last time we saw you,

you tried to have George killed,

Ape captured,

and dragged me off to marry you.

That actually wasn't me, kitten,

that was the altitude sickness.

lt just so happens,

l have my doctor here, Dr Kerner.

ln my opinion Lyle was not

responsible for his actions

due to the lack of oxygen

in the Bukuvu Mountains.

You knew l was gonna be here?

You're fired.

l didn't know

that you were gonna be here.

l ran into the Lords of Oompah

practising your favourite song,

l Wanna Know What Love ls.

What's that?

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