George of the Jungle 2 Page #4

Wait a minute.

That not Ursula's favourite song.

This Ursula's favourite song.

One banana, two banana.

No!

- We're dead meat.

- l thought l was making progress.

That ape has a better chance with her

than you do.

He does? What have you heard?

lt's time

we brought in some reinforcements.

- Here's your towels, Angels.

- Thanks, Charlie.

- Hey, don't hog the Choco-Blast.

- Mmm.

l'll give you it if Courtney

gives up the Funky Monkey.

Haven't you seen

enough funky monkeys?

- l've missed you guys.

- And we've missed you.

Speaking of things you've missed,

Lyle's looking amazing.

You're right. He's such a catch.

He's charming, rich, sensitive.

And is equally at home

with small animals and children.

Are you reading that?

l can't believe my mother flew you

here just to tell me about Lyle.

Your mother didn't send us here.

We're worried about you.

Yeah, l mean, a fling

any of us could understand.

And would gladly

have traded places with you.

Yeah.

- We're concerned you'll change.

- Come on. l haven't changed a bit.

l can't believe l just did that.

l guess l have changed.

You belong here. Your whole identity

will get swallowed up by George,

and the Ursula we know and love

will disappear.

You deserve a husband who'd rather

spend time with you than a gorilla.

But l love George.

Doesn't mean he's right for you.

You and Lyle have more in common.

She's right. You should be with

someone who's refined, polished,

someone who cares

about your feelings.

George doesn't know

how to make you happy.

Look, what's this great present

he gets you? A backscratcher.

And where did he take you on

your first day back in civilisation?

Backstage at Circus Circus.

Can you believe his lack of feeling?

You've been isolated

from all your friends,

hungry for human companionship,

and he brings you to an animal show.

How selfish.

This man doesn't love you, darling,

he hardly knows you.

lt'll be so wonderful

when you're finally home.

The opera opens next month.

And we can go to the Canyon Ranch

to have some kind of total makeover.

And there's that wonderful charity

cruise for some kind of poor people.

Oh, yeah.

- Wait a second.

- What?

l... am the luckiest woman

in the whole world.

So he isn't

the greatest retail shopper.

l have a man l love

and a child l adore,

and he gives me

what all of you pray for.

l want my George.

What do we do now?

l don't know.

Oh, look to your left.

l think l have an idea.

Yes,

in a brilliantly desperate attempt

to bring Ursula and Lyle together,

Our masterminding major-domo

mother-in-law

has hired Armando to hypnotise

Ursula into forgetting George.

When you awaken,

the name George of the Jungle

will forever be stricken

from your memory.

Hey. Sorry l'm late.

There was a fat lady in a wheelchair

hogging the handicap spot.

His face will be blank.

You will not recognise him.

He will mean

absolutely nothing to you.

Oh, yes. Ursula, your husband

is Lyle Van de Groot.

One. Two. Three.

Pumpkin!

lt took two movies

and a crooked hypnotist,

but the lecherous Lyle Van de Groot

had finally gotten his wish.

Ursula was, in a manner of speaking,

his wife.

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Turn the phone around, you idiot!

This George,

George looking for Ursula.

Oh, she's here with Junior.

She doesn't love you anymore.

She's left you for Lyle.

Ursula leave George?

Yes. She's with Lyle now.

George want to tell her that George

stop being king if she take him back.

Too late. You should have thought

of that when you had no time for her.

The people she misses are here.

She lives here now.

Face it, George,

your experiment with having a family

has been a failure.

You're not fit

to be a husband or a father.

Go back to the animals

where you belong.

Junior.

Goodbye, Ursula.

Junior.

Come on, dear,

we don't wanna miss our flight.

Everything's so foggy.

- Lyle's my husband?

- Yes, darling.

You've been under

a lot of stress lately.

- Hold your father's hand.

- You're not my father!

Not polite kick Daddy!

Having heedlessly hewn our hero's

heavy heart into hittle hieces...

l mean, little pieces,

the vengeful Van de Groot tried to

impress his pilfered princess Ursula

with a dazzling display

of animal magnetism.

Come here.

See, honey, horses are my friends.

Kind of.

Maybe ''friend'' is too strong.

Are you sure Lyle's my husband?

See, honey, horses love me.

Come here.

Horses... love... me!

Horses love me!

You guys ready to go for a ride?

How'd you ever let me marry that guy?

While they tried to figure out

why Ursula was married to an idiot,

Lyle's bulldozers were arriving to

clear the animals out of the Bukuvu.

Locked up by the Mean Lion to keep

him from contacting his former king,

the tactile Tookie-Tookie

had been plotting his escape.

George can't live without Ursula,

so George going to get her back.

Tookie!

Mean Lion crown himself king?

Animals kicked off land?

Need George to save animals?!

Have two days?! Ape!

We have to go right away.

l should've told you earlier,

but l have some gambling debts

that l have to work off

for a little while.

- How little?

- 1 7 years.

George think maybe

that might be too late.

When we get home, Ape can take out

loan from Bukuvu Credit Union.

George, these aren't nice people.

George won't go without Ape.

Future of jungle

and George depends on it.

- Alright, George.

- Yeah!

Yes. Yes.

Must get wife and son, who don't

want me, and amulet to lead troops.

Then the question is, how to get

the two of us up to San Francisco?

Better make that three of us.

Come on! Come on!

Jungle boogie. Go, go, go!

Going somewhere?

Who are you, Xena,

Princess of Vegas?

We'll see how funny you are

in a cage at the Van de Groot Zoo.

ln case you've forgotten, you still

owe us 1 7 years of employment.

- Get moving.

- Run!

Rocky, get hopping.

Come on. Let's get 'em.

- Excuse me.

- George sorry.

Thank you. Excuse me.

- Outta the way!

- Move!

Nice.

Look out!

Quick, George!

Outta the way. Let's go.

Watch out, George!

Yeah, that way.

l'll get backup!

Quick!

Watch out for that... !

Hey, you! Stop!

Call the police! And Animal Control!

- What now, Ape?

- Oh, dear.

Back away

from the edge of the building.

- Come on, guys. Up here.

- There they are.

Don't move.

You're surrounded.

You have no choice but to surrender.

We'll send a man down

to cut off any escape.

l'm sorry, old chum,

we did everything we could.

George have idea.

Just do like George!

Ape! Jump! Come on! Go!

George, l've been away

from the jungle a very long time!

George catch you!

Don't make any sudden moves!

Don't you think that's beneath us?

Ape!

Good kick, Rocky!

- Don't do it!

- Here goes!

- What are they doing?

- Whoo!

Do not swing on the ladder!

We're going to find

a safe place to land.

Do not swing.

You're destabilising the helicopter.

We gotta land.

Oh, this is lovely.

This best swing George ever had!

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