George of the Jungle 2 Page #5

Because George and his jungle

buddy are swinging together?

No, because not possible

for George to hit....

Yes fans, we've also included

the Empire State Building.

At least the Las Vegas version.

Watch out for that... !

You didn't think

we were gonna pass up this parody.

George! Come on!

You can do it! Come on!

Reach!

Now! Again! Swing over!

Thanks forjoining us. ln a bizarre

case of life imitating art,

tonight's drama over Las Vegas

has reached the very heights

of the Empire State Building.

Our correspondent...

Something about that ape

feels really familiar.

lt's King Kong.

l thought King Kong

was in black and white.

Would you believe Hollywood?

They colourised it.

Reach! Reach! Grab me! Come on!

Got you! Pull!

Units are arriving on the scene

to get you down.

- So got any other ideas?

- Follow George.

Brilliant.

Meanwhile, that dastardly duo

of damsels, Sally and Kowalski,

were searching

every nook and cranny.

That's cranny, not granny!

As halfway around the world,

an advancing army

prepared to invade the Bukuvu.

And in San Francisco, Ursula

pondered her present predicament.

l always had the fantasy

that when l kissed the man l love,

l'd hear church bells ringing.

Church bells ringing?

And fireworks.

Fireworks.

Loud, spectacular,

take-your-breath-away,

Fourth of July fireworks.

With Lyle, there's just...

..Lyle.

Yeah.

So much for fantasy.

l can't help feeling

that something's missing.

That somewhere out there,

something's waiting for me.

Sorry to surprise Ursula.

George can't live without Ursula.

George madly in love.

Look,... l don't know who you are,

but l'm married,... unfortunately.

Right.

George Ursula's husband.

Ursula more confused than George.

But no time to talk.

Bukuvu in trouble. Must get back.

George put Ursula first then jungle.

Listen. l've never heard

of the Bukuvu and Lyle's my husband.

Though l have to admit,

you are quite attractive.

And have the sinewy arms of a god!

But l'm old-fashioned and take

my marriage vows very seriously.

Then can l have him?

Sorry, George love Ursula

more than anything in the world.

Ursula mean everything to George.

- Do you have any brothers at home?

- l have brother Ape.

Oooh,... an ape.

Can you give him my phone number?

Having deposited his dipsy darling

with Ape,

George nervously swung in to see

if his son still remembered him.

Junior?

Daddy!

l missed you so much.

George realise something.

lf Junior want to surf

and not swing it's OK with George,

because George love Junior so much,

nothing else matters.

Come here.

l love you too, Dad.

But l think you better talk to Mom,

because she's been acting strange.

Yeah.

Come on!

l'll take the stairs.

OK.

So with his devoted son

and dormant wife,

George headed back

to his homeland.

After a tip from Brendan Fraser, who

was cramped during the first picture,

this time he made sure

to get a bigger crate.

- Dad, l'm afraid.

- Hmm.

What are we gonna do about Mom?

George not know.

But Ursula not recognise George

even before George level her.

What Ape think?

Either we should check the crate

for pods,

or she's in some sort of hypnotic

trance. She doesn't know who you are.

Upon arrival, George whistled

for Shep to take them home.

Hey, boy! Over here, boy!

Come on! Come on, Shep!

Come on, Shep!

Come on, boy! Come On!

That's a good boy.

Shep!

See if you can spot

our discreet product placement.

That's my Shep.

The elephant's wearing New Balance.

Go, Shep! Go!

Go, boy! That's it!

l tell you, George,

it's good to be home.

Maybe Tookie wrong

and Mean Lion not king.

Jungle not look different.

- Not different? Look at

the signs, George! The signs!

But George missed the signs.

Signs even an illiterate warthog

would've noticed.

Because there was a big problem.

Lyle's maniacal machinery was

moving ever closer to Ape Mountain.

Meanwhile,

the cowardly constituents scampered,

as our fearless hero ran after them

beseeching them to stand and fight.

Don't run!

lf we work together, we can win.

George still king.

l'm the king!

You know you're not the king.

You've had a narcissistic personality

since you were a cub.

And there's no reason that the rest

of us should have to suffer for it.

lf you really care about Bukuvu,

then better idea

we have a bone-crushing fight

for kingdom afterwards.

When we still have kingdom.

What Mean Lion think?

Eat fur, Jungle boy!

Yes! Get him!

And they would've had their big,

bone-crushing fight for the kingdom

had it not been for the trick

Ape taught him as kids.

The ear, George!

Cool!

There. See.

George wish life always this easy.

Yeah, Dad!

- Well done, George.

- Alright, who's with George?

Why should we follow you? You care

more about your family than us.

Sure George care about family.

Even half of family sleeping

through best part of movie.

But you've always been

George's brothers and sisters.

Don't you remember?

We took first steps together.

And you taught me how to swim.

And you were with me first time

we read Playape Magazine.

So George beg you, not as king,

but as brother,

to join him and save homeland.

George...

OK?

OK, George try

something completely different.

We few. We happy few.

We band of brothers.

For he today that sheds his fur

with George,

shall be George's brother.

And other animals shall think

themselves cursed they were not here.

And when we get old,

ye will remember with great pride

what feats ye did today.

Land all we have. George king.

And king ask animals to join him

and save homeland!

Then, George fight alone.

Feeling more alone

than Siegfried without Roy,

our dauntless, daring,

defiant jungle gunslinger

went out to save the Bukuvu.

But soon his friends joined him.

Like The Magnificent Seven,

if they hadn't been magnificent,

and had consisted of a dim king, an

elephant who thought he was a dog,

an ape, a bird, a little monkey

and a kangaroo.

They marched, flew and hopped out

to meet the enemy.

And, just between you and me,...

it didn't look good.

Guess just us.

But luckily for George,

after a delayed reaction

to his insouciant iambic pentameter,

the jungle's vacillating varmints

joined the fight

with their potent potentate.

For those without a thesaurus...

After a delayed reaction

to his speech,

the other animals joined

the brouhaha with their king.

lmagining the cold steel

of the deleterious 'dozers

separating his upper half

from his lower,

he ordered his troops back

in a slow and orderly retreat.

Let's go!

George realised the only way to win

was to fight fire with... coconuts?!

So he called in the heavy artillery.

Yes!

Nice shooting!

Oh, no! Not elephant zug-zug!

Good shot!

Yeah!

With Shep down, George felt

the need to rally his troops.

Don't worry!

George not know meaning

of word defeat!

Not know meaning of most words,

but especially defeat!

And George will stand here just

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