George of the Jungle 2 Page #6

as long as George's name is... Herb.

But Herb, l mean George,

quickly realised that a deadly 'dozer

was heading to destroy the tree

house and his still dozing wife.

George not hit women, so appreciate

it if women not hit George.

George realise

that to save tree house,

Bukuvu and entire jungle lifestyle,

George now have to hit woman.

But, in name of sportsmanship,

George give woman fighting chance.

Note to George,

rethink sportsmanship.

Having finally defeated

the pugnacious pair,

lndiana George found himself

with an even bigger bugaboo,

how to turn off the bulldozer?

What this do?

Didn't stop.

Tree house. Not good.

Move, animals!

Junior?!

George son swung!

We did it, Dad. We saved the jungle.

Yeah!

Can we join your little celebration?

Yes, it was Ursula's

meddling, mendacious, mock mate,

who, along with Beatrice,

had tracked her back to the Bukuvu.

Mom?

Lyle?

Ursula.

We've come to take my daughter

and grandson home.

You're not my father!

l was expecting that,

that's why l wore shin guards.

lngrowing toenail!

Now, George,

you may think you've won the war,

but there'll be more bulldozers.

You give me back Ursula and Junior

and l'll give you back the deed.

George love Ursula and Junior.

George, l'm sorry, it's no use.

Lyle's my husband,

Junior and l should be with him.

- l'm sorry.

- That's right.

Take it easy, Jungle Head.

- Come along. Let's go.

- No!

Don't let Lyle take me, Dad.

l wanna stay with you.

Alright. OK!

Tell 'em to back off,

or Mighty Joe Old gets it here.

George appreciate

what gorillas do for George,

but George not want anyone

to die for him.

Sound advice, doofus.

You've used your head

for more than just cracking coconuts.

Tell 'em to back off. Way off!

l want you to have this.

Somehow, l think it belongs to you

in this world.

Oh, really. Must l be forced

to endure this drivel?

Take Ursula and Junior

and let's get on with it.

No problem. l'll get right on it.

OK.

Thanks for watching my family for me.

What George do?

George love animals and jungle,

but more than anything,

George love Ursula and Junior.

So what are you waiting for?

Get after them!

Go on!

Hey!

Classic moment of Western movie,

where hero holds bad guy up in air,

then humiliates with tree wedgie.

George!

George! Un-wedgie me.

That was so nice.

George.

Ursula know George?

Well, of course. You're my husband.

She know George!

As it turned out a kiss from George

was stronger than any hypnotic spell.

Hard to resist kiss from George.

Would you take your hands

off of my wife, please,

whom you have unhypnotised.

l haven't been this disappointed

since sixth grade

when my sister stole

my Shaun Cassidy lunch box.

George confused.

Shaun Cassidy was a popular

TV character in the late '70s

along with Parker Stevenson.

l followed both their careers.

Not confused about Shaun Cassidy.

George confused about

unhypnotising.

Would you like me to explain?

Sure.

That's what l'm here for.

We've all been wondering about that.

Let's not start in, OK?

l speak for everyone

including the audience

when l say this constant stream

of annoying alliteration is annoying!

What are you gonna do about that?

Come on! That hurts!

Wait!

Anyone else

have any critiques or comments?

Good.

But before we can end our movie with

the traditional jungle wedding scene,

George still had

one more official duty.

George!

Helping Ursula bring her friends

out of their hypnotic trance.

George!

But l still don't recognise him!

Stan?

Stan?

Stan? ls that you? Stan?

- Hello.

- And you're a big hairy ape.

Yes!

So domestic bliss has once again

returned to the Bukuvu.

And with Beatrice's full blessing,

George and Ursula

decided to renew their vows.

George want everyone to know,

George no longer available all hours.

From nine to five,

George belong to animals.

From five to nine,

George belong to Junior.

But at all times,

George belong to Ursula.

And Ursula will wear neck crown.

Because without his queen, George

could not be king, or anything else.

Jolly good.

So all's well that ends well

for that defender of the innocent,

protector of the weak,

and all around good guy,

George of the Jungle.

And now that George

has learned to balance his time,

he has vowed

never to be late for lunch again.

Lunchtime!

Coming through!

Go, Dad!

Hi, Mom. Watch this!

That's my boy!

Jungle surfing not so hard.

George, watch out for that...

George, George,

George of the Jungle

George, George,

George of the Jungle

George, George,

George of the Jungle

George, George,

George of the Jungle

George, George,

George of the Jungle

George, George,

George of the Jungle

George, George,

George of the Jungle

Strong as he can be

27R, take one.

OK.

27R, take 41 .

Thanks, sweetie. Here's the one.

27R, take 222!

Cut!

Watch out for that tree

George, George,

George of the Jungle

Lives a life that's free

Watch out for that tree

Look out!

Are you OK, Shep?

When he gets in a scrape

He makes his escape with help

from his friend an ape named Ape

And his elephant Shep

can fetch a log

He's man's best friend

is George's dog

What the...?!

He's George, George,

George of the Jungle

Strong as he can be

Watch out for that tree

George, George,

George of the Jungle

Friend to you and me

Oh, dear. Sorry.

Watch out for that tree

Hear him holler, swing and sing

All the animals come

to the jungle king

So grab a vine and swing in time

lf you strike a tree

just pay no mind

Like George, George,

George of the Jungle

George, George,

George of the Jungle

George, George,

George of the Jungle

George, George,

George of the Jungle

George of the Jungle

George, George,

George of the Jungle

George, George,

George of the Jungle

George, George,

George of the Jungle

George, George,

George of the Jungle

George, George,

George of the Jungle

Strong as he can be

Watch out for that tree

George, George,

George of the Jungle

Lives a life that's free

Watch out for that tree

When he gets in a scrape

He makes his escape with help

from his friend an ape named Ape

And his elephant Shep

can fetch a log

He's man's best friend

is George's dog

He's George, George,

George of the Jungle

Strong as he can be

Watch out for that tree

George, George,

George of the Jungle

Friend to you and me

Watch out for that tree

Hear him holler, swing and sing

All the animals come

to the jungle king

So grab a vine and swing in time

lf you strike a tree

just pay no mind

Like George, George,

George of the Jungle

George, George,

George of the Jungle

George, George,

George of the Jungle

George, George,

George of the Jungle

George of the Jungle

George of the Jungle

George of the Jungle

George of the Jungle

George, George,

George of the Jungle

Swing from tree to tree

Watch out for that tree

And so that ends the movie.

And, as always, everyone

winds up happy except for me.

But who cares about a narrator?

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