Get Him to the Greek Page #2

Synopsis: An ambitious executive at a record company, Aaron Green (Jonah Hill) gets what looks like an easy assignment: He must escort British rock legend Aldous Snow (Russell Brand) to L.A.'s Greek Theatre for the first stop on a lucrative comeback-concert tour. Snow, however, has different plans. Learning his true love is in California, the rocker vows to win her back before starting the tour, forcing Aaron to pull out all the stops to get Snow on stage in time.
Production: Universal Pictures
  14 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.4
Metacritic:
65
Rotten Tomatoes:
72%
R
Year:
2010
109 min
$60,923,325
Website
2,700 Views


8.

AARON:

She’s an amazing sculptor. It justtakes a while to break into the art

world.

(clearly repeated from a

speech Daphne has said)

You have to apprentice first andeven just to get the apprenticeshipcan take years but art isn’t aboutmoney, it’s about --

MR. BINKS

I’m not going to debate mydaughter’s future with you. She’s

a cute girl who needs to land arich husband before she pops out afew grand kids and ends up teachingart in an elementary school.

AARON:

I think she’s talented.

MR. BINKS

The world has too much talent and

not enough customers. Here’s the

deal:
quit playing house like alittle girl. You’re in the music

biz. Go out, party like a rockstar, experiment with drugs, goapeshit crazy so you don’t end updoing it later in life. Move in

with a couple best male friends andlive it up. Now’s the time.

AARON:

I already live with my best friend.

Daphne’s my best friend.

MR. BINKS

No, she isn’t.

Daphne and her mom return to the apartment.

MRS. BINKS

Well that was fun. I love yourneighborhood. It’s so... urban.

We should go before it gets anydarker.

INT. AARON AND DAPHNE’S LOFT APARTMENT

Aaron and Daphne are cleaning up the meal.

*

*

9.

DAPHNE:

What if my dad’s right? What if I

have no talent?

AARON:

First of all, he said you hadtalent. He just said there’s notenough customers. Which there are,

by the way. Forget I mentioned it.

DAPHNE:

Maybe this is all just sh*t shitshit and sh*t. I just want tobreak it all and start over again.

AARON:

Are you kidding? This is so super

pretty.

REVEAL they’re discussing a sculpture of a bloody, screamingwoman holding a bloody, screaming baby. It’s more terrifyingthan pretty. She definitely has talent, a dark weird talent.

AARON (CONT'D)

Did you use glaze?

DAPHNE:

Yeah. He’s right. My career’sgoing nowhere. I suck.

AARON:

Let’s make a game plan. Rent a

gallery downtown. Advertise the

show in LA Weekly. Maybe do someguerrilla marketing stuff. We’ll

just get this done.

Aaron’s relentless positivity is starting to grate.

DAPHNE:

The point isn’t the show, Aaron.

It’s not that easy. Trying to dosomething creative is justdifferent than what you do. It’s

not a linear process. No offense.

(then)

I’m sorry. I know I’m beingdifficult and a b*tch about all

this stuff.

AARON:

You’re not being a b*tch.

10.

DAPHNE:

I was being a b*tch.

mad at me.

You can be

AARON:

I’m not mad at you.

DAPHNE:

I love that you’re nice. You’re

the first nice guy I’ve ever datedand I love that about you. But

when I’m being a b*tch and youdon’t say I’m being a b*tch you’rekeeping a part of yourself closedoff from me. Feel free to be

honest and tell me when you’reannoyed at me.

AARON:

I’m being totally honest. That’s

what I love about us. I can alwaysbe honest. You couldn’t ever annoy

me. You’re too perfect.

*

*

*

Daphne smiles at this. *

AARON (CONT'D)

And as for getting your career offthe ground, just make a list ofwhat needs doing. That’s how I getstuff done.

*

*

Daphne takes a deep breath. *

DAPHNE:

Cool. I’ll try that.

make a list.

I’ll just

*

*

*

Daphne leaves the room. Aaron smiles after her. *

INT. AARON AND DAPHNE’S LOFT APARTMENT - MORNING

Aaron and Daphne are asleep. The radio alarm goes off.

six am. Aaron sits up and smiles.

It’s

MUSIC CUE:
Talking Heads “Love - Building on Fire.”

MORNING MONTAGE OF AARON GETTING READY TO GO TO WORK

-- Aaron’s singing to Talking Heads in the shower.

-- Aaron flips on the coffee.

11.

-- Daphne lays out Aaron’s clothes on the bed. Aaron puts onhis clothes and looks at them in the mirror. She gives him athumbs up.

-- Aaron peruses the LA Times, Variety, Billboard, andseveral other music magazines.

-- Aaron drives to work, still singing to Talking Heads.

MONTAGE ENDS.

INT. PINNACLE ENTERTAINMENT GARAGE - DAY

Aaron pulls his car into the valet station at Pinnacle.

VALET:

You here for a meeting?

AARON:

I’m here to start working. I’m the

new intern.

VALET:

Then you have to park on the

street.

MUSIC CUE:
Talking Heads again

-- Aaron looks for parking

-- Tries to park in a tiny space.

-- Aaron reads the parking signs and realizes he has to move.

INT. PINNACLE ENTERTAINMENT GARAGE - DAY

Aaron pulls back in, big smile on his face.

AARON:

Me again. Couldn’t find parking.

VALET:

Then it’s a $1.50 every twentyminutes.

INT. PINNACLE ENTERTAINMENT LOBBY - DAY

Aaron walks into Pinnacle. Marble, glass, brightly litatrium. It’s gorgeous. A row of clocks LOS ANGELES NEW YORK

LONDON MOSCOW TOKYO line the wall.

12.

RECEPTIONIST:

May I help you?

AARON:

I’m here to see Sergio Roma.

you are... ?

And *

*

RECEPTIONIST *

Andrea Laken... *

AARON *

Whatcha drinking, Andrea? *

RECEPTIONIST *

Caramel latte... who are you? *

AARON *

Well, Andrea, I’m Aaron Greenberg, *

your future intern. *

RECEPTIONIST *

How adorable. Interns don’t meet *

with the head of the company. *

The Receptionist looks on her computer. *

RECEPTIONIST (CONT’D) *

And you have been assigned to *

classical. Three floors down. *

Enjoy. *

Aaron looks past the receptionist at Sergio’s door opening *

and his assistant walking out. *

INT. CLASSICAL MUSIC DEPARTMENT - DAY *

Aaron sits before the GRAY-HAIRED VICE PRESIDENT of the *

CLASSICAL MUSIC DEPARTMENT. *

CLASSICAL MUSIC VP *

So, Mr. Greenberg, who’s your *

favorite composer? *

AARON *

I love Amadeus. So passionate. *

CLASSICAL MUSIC VP *

Box those LPs. *

He points to a disorderly pile of LPs and leaves the room. *

CUT TO ONE HOUR LATER. Aaron is finished boxing them. He *

looks out. *

13.

The Classical Music VP is looking at porn on his computer. *

Aaron walks out past him. He stops at the coffee machine and *

pours two cups of coffee. *

INT. PINNACLE ENTERTAINMENT LOBBY *

He sees the receptionist. *

AARON *

Sup, Andrea. *

He walks past her. *

RECEPTIONIST *

Where are you going? *

AARON *

Roma wants his latte. I know. *

You’d think he could get it *

himself. Oh, and here’s a caramel *

latte for you. Got an extra one. *

Whatcha gonna do? *

Aaron PUTS a caramel latte on her desk. Andrea smiles, *

despite herself as Aaron heads STRAIGHT into Sergio’s office. *

INT. SERGIO ROMA’S OFFICE - DAY *

Aaron walks in. SERGIO ROMA, the charismatic terrifying *

president of Pinnacle, is on the phone. He never yells. *

Yelling is beneath him. *

SERGIO *

I am not the who gets f***ed. I am *

the one who does the f***ing. You *

see what I’m saying? Ciao. *

He hangs up. *

SERGIO (CONT’D) *

What is this? Who are you? *

AARON *

Sergio, what is up? *

Aaron holds out his hand. Sergio looks at it for an *

uncomfortably long amount of time. *

AARON (CONT’D) *

I’m Aaron Greenberg, your new A&R *

guy. *

(MORE)

14.

AARON (CONT’D)

I was VP over at Columbia Records *

Vancouver. It is great to be here, *

lemme tell ya. *

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Nicholas Stoller

Nicholas Stoller (born 19 March 1976) is a British-American filmmaker. He is known mainly for directing the 2008 comedy Forgetting Sarah Marshall, its 2010 spin-off/sequel, Get Him to the Greek, Neighbors (2014), its 2016 sequel Neighbors 2: Sorority Rising, co-writing and executive producing The Muppets and Muppets Most Wanted, and writing and directing Storks (2016). more…

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