Get the Girl Page #4

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No, no, I think that...

Hey, hey, you, yeah...

Don't poke him!

What?

He's dead.

Okay, fine, fine,

I'll pay you $50,000.

All right, I want it

transferred now.

No transfers, it's all

going to be in cash.

Show it to me, where is it?

You'll see it when

I want you to see it.

Clarence, do not get smart

with me.

I am not in the mood.

All right, there's a dead guy

we gotta deal with here...

Hey, you want your

money, I want my girl.

So, you don't harm a hair

on her head or mine...

If you want to see that money.

This was your idea,

remember that.

Yeah, all right, fine.

$75,000 it is.

What? We just...

Excuse me, but the game

has changed a little bit...

Don't you think?

We're dealing with damages now,

man.

This dead guy here,

he had nine kids.

He had triplets three

times over.

He didn't even know what

a condom was and the fact...

Of the matter is, he's got

a lot of obligations...

And now those obligations

are my obligations.

It's gonna be on me

and I'm gonna...

It's where I'm going after I

get rid of his f***ing corpse.

Speaking of which, can you

stop doing drugs for a minute...

Please, and just take care

of this?

Un-f***ing-professional.

Thank you.

Are you coming back for him?

I'm going to get help, a**hole!

Hey, will you call KJ...

I mean, Selina...

And get down here and help me?

I will in a second.

Please tell me you're

not done with that.

I've never f***ing duct

taped anyone before!

Go!

Hey, I'm really sorry

about your friend.

He wasn't my friend.

Well, whoever he is, I can

tell it's really affecting you.

Well, it's not.

Please don't talk to me.

Then what is?

Listen, I can tell you're

a really good person...

You just got yourself in a

really tough situation.

You don't know

anything about me.

You're right... I don't.

My name's Alex.

Am I allowed to know your name?

Selina, can you come

help me with this, please?

Selina! Selina?

She got away!

What! Where is she!

I don't know, shut up!

How could you let this

happen again?

Help me find her!

F***!

F***. Oh, come on.

Sh*t! Sh*t!

Where are you, you little b*tch!

All clear!

Oh, god... oh.

Gotcha!

Oh, sh*t!

Sh*t!

Agh!

What the f*** are you doing?

What?

Why aren't you answering?

What are you talking about?

Check, check!

Son of a b*tch, you were

on the wrong channel, KJ!

All right... what are you...

Okay, that makes perfect sense.

What makes sense?

There was this guy

and he called me post two...

And I was like, listen, b*tch,

I'm not post two, okay?

Oh, my god!

Hey, Emma?

Yeah, you're gonna want

to get out here.

What's wrong?

Um, we have a friend.

And by, "a friend,"

I mean a potential enemy.

You gotta be f***ing kidding me.

Aw, not now.

Dispatch, this is unit 219,

code 6 on a 459a...

At 585 Crescent place...

Standby.

Hi, there.

Hi, there, hi.

What seems to

be the issue, officer?

We got a call from

the security company...

About an alarm here.

They called for a response,

but didn't hear back.

Is that so?

Yes, that's so.

Agh!

Sh*t on Carl...

Sh*t on Carl...

Patrick ain't got

tickets to the gun show.

F*** yeah!

Aw, don't worry, little

darlin', he won't mind.

Let me see that thing.

Oh.

Oh, oops.

Aw...

You're so f***ing sick.

Oh, look, now we're twins.

Do you want to tell

me what it is...

You're all doing out

here at this time of night?

Uh... just helping our buddy

do some moving, you know?

Uh, right, Clarence?

Yep...

Who owns the Van?

I do.

And you live here?

Actually, I do, sir.

Okay.

Do you mind if I take a look

and see what's inside the Van?

No, don't mind at all.

Oh!

What, uh...

I need you to go

get Clarence, please.

I want you to go get Clarence.

Clarence is busy at the moment.

Can I take a message?

Please go get Clarence.

You don't need Clarence,

you got Carl right here.

Carl?

Is that your name?

Uh, I meant, Narl.

No, no, you said, Carl.

Is Carl your name?

No!

Yeah.

No!

Carl!

Carl!

No!

Don't say that!

Don't you dare!

Don't do it, don't move!

It's not worth it, man.

Patrick, are you crazy?

It's either him or us,

baby cakes.

No!

It doesn't have to go down

like this, Patrick.

You know, it took you like

30 minutes to get here, man!

Your response time sucks.

Hey! Get off her!

Stay back, lover boy!

Clarence 30th president

of the United States...

Calvin Coolidge once said...

"Heroism is not only in the

man, but in the occasion."

F***!

What did you do!

F***!

That was awesome!

You f***ing shot me.

F*** you, you little f***ing...

God...

Turn off the f***ing lights, KJ!

Turn off the f***ing lights

and put the body in the Van!

F***! F***!

Huh...

Get off me, son.

Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry,

I'm so sorry!

You saved my life.

What? Yeah...

I guess I did.

Clarence, look out!

This... whole... thing...

Has... gone... to... sh*t!

Stop it, stop it you

f***ing coward!

You're next.

Get your ass up!

Walk!

Emma!

I need you!

Yes.

This is f***ing awesome.

Get down the stairs...

- What the f*** is wrong with you?

- Okay, okay!

I swear to god, man.

Go on!

Real guns were not part

of the plan!

He was trying to f***ing

kill her!

What the hell...

What's going on here?

The deal is done, Clarence,

the game has changed!

No, no, no, wait, this

is not what we agreed to!

F*** you, man! Did you just

shoot a f***ing cop?

If you hadn't of brought

a gun...

You wouldn't have just

killed a f***ing cop!

If I hadn't brought

the f***ing gun...

Then we would all be

in jail right now.

So, shut your f***ing mouth,

before I blow your nuts off...

And you won't even have

a chance to use them...

With your little crush!

You saved the girl,

you beat the bad guys.

You even took a f***ing

bullet for her!

So, congratulations, you're

a goddamn hero, Clarence!

Bullet, I didn't take a bullet.

Oh god!

Always be the smartest guy

in the room, remember?

What is wrong with you.

It's $100,000 now and it's

non-f***ing-negotiable!

We have about 15, 20 minutes

tops...

Until they come looking

for that cop.

You clean up the blood and

pull in the bodies, okay?

Wait, when you say, " we",

you mean just me and KJ, right?

Yes, I want you to clean it up.

I'm gonna go get the money.

Why don't... why can't

I go get the money?

You can have all of Carl's

share...

Just please do what I say!

That's right, have the black

guy go clean everything up.

I'm down with that. Mm-hm.

Yeah, cracker-ass cracker...

Is always telling me

to clean sh*t up.

Ding-a-ding-a-ding

- a-ding-a-hey!

Ding-a-ding-a-ding

a-ding-a-hey!

Ding-a-ding-a...

Housekeeping, I'm here

to clean up the mess.

Oh, my god, this is disgusting.

You've made such a disgusting

mess of this room.

No, seriously, you really

did a number on my homies.

Well, I mean, that guy's

my homie...

I don't even know this guy.

You know how hard it is

to make friends?

Dap it...

Pound it...

My ninja.

You stay there, okay?

You, too.

Heavy.

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