Get the Girl Page #5

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Oh, honey bunny, talk to me.

I can't, I can't do it anymore.

Everything is going wrong,

people are dying.

This wasn't a part of the plan.

You can't plan for this

sort of thing, honey...

I mean, nobody knows what's

going to happen really...

That's why they're called

accidents.

But you just shot that guy.

He wanted it, he was

asking for it.

It's like a

badge of honor for him.

But the police are gonna come

and they're gonna accuse us...

They're gonna accuse us

of murder.

No, no, no, no, no, no, honey,

honey, look at me, look at me.

No. Unh-unh, no.

I'm gonna clean

that up, too. Mm-hm.

There's nothing to worry

about, honey, we're gonna...

Be long gone by the

time the cops get here.

They won't even know

that we were here.

I'm just gonna go to the Van.

No, no, I need you here

watching Alex...

So that I can go and

find the money.

Why did you say

her name like that?

What do you mean?

You just said "Alex" so

casually... it's weird.

Well, yeah, I mean,

that's her name.

People call each other by

their f***ing names, right?

What the f***?

It's a name, that's what

you're supposed to call...

Somebody by, right?

Is that, that?

What do you call somebody by...

If you don't call somebody

by their name?

Okay, I'm sorry.

I'm just really freaking out.

I know, sweetheart, I know.

I'm here to protect you.

Okay?

Okay.

You know... I've never been

with a woman before.

I was gonna wait until

later, but you know me...

I'm just a hopeless romantic

and I think it might help...

You see the finish line

a little more clearly.

Oh my god!

Yeah, yeah, yeah, it's... yep.

Oh, you know, we can

make some adjustments...

To it, so it fits better.

It's custom made.

There's only one like it

in the whole wide world.

Patrick, I love it!

You love it?

Yeah?

Yeah? Oh good.

Oh wow... wow. Just,

congratulations, mm-hm.

Are you happy? Good.

We gotta get that money so I

can afford to pay off that ring.

Why don't you go take care of

her and I'll go find that cash?

I love you.

I know.

Whoa...

This is so f***ing ninja.

Dispatch 10-18,

can I get a status check...

On Crescent point?

Code 6, standby.

Dispatch

10-4.

How's it going? Where were we?

The money, huh?

I can't... I can't

believe you shot me.

Yeah, and I'll shoot you

again if you don't tell me...

Where the f***ing money is, man.

Come on, Clarence.

Work with me.

It's in the pool.

What do you mean

it's in the pool?

It's in the pool.

Like, like it's

floating in the pool?

What is it like wet bills? Am

I going to have to fish it out?

Come on, Clarence, you

gonna piss me off here?

It's in a case.

Like a box?

Like a case... like a f***...

Sealed? Water tight?

Like a Pulp Fiction

transporter f***ing case.

Clarence, you crazy bastard!

All right, well let's go

for a dip!

Yeah... f*** yeah.

What the f*** is that?

Oh yeah, um, I found

it in the cop car.

It's really cool, right?

It's like, I think it's like

super like powerful and sh*t.

Okay, give it to me.

No!

No f***ing way, man!

Give me the f***ing gun!

Hey, you haven't given

me a gun all night, okay?

Then I go out on my own

accord and find the biggest...

The baddest, the most

dope gun...

And then you try to take it

away from me?

Like, no, man, f*** you!

Fine, hang onto it, you're gonna

kill yourself with it anyway.

Come on, let's get to work.

You're a dick, and

I found another gun, too...

And I'm not even

telling you about that.

Hi... I'm really sorry

you got shot...

But would you mind telling me

where the cleaning products are?

It'd be like super helpful.

I'm sorry it had to go

down like this, Clarence.

You know, but think about it

this way.

You'll have a good story

to tell...

You're gonna have a hell

of a scar.

Chicks dig that sort

of thing, man.

I'm a little jealous,

personally.

Huh... you sneaky

son of a b*tch.

Never would have guessed.

Well, I'm just full

of surprises.

Hey, my music isn't

bothering you guys, right?

Ready for it, ready for it.

Oh, yeah, dance funk.

Oy, oy! Whoop, whoop!

That's been in there

the whole night?

Yeah.

That means there's

only $25,000 in there.

Mm-hm.

Well, you better go

in and f***ing get it.

Does it look like I'm in the

mood for a f***ing swim?

Does it look like I give a sh*t?

You ever hear the expression,

"shooting fish in a barrel?"

Huh?

Yo, why is this place empty!

Hm...

Damn, you're one good-looking

motherf***er.

Hm...

Congratulations.

Thank you.

I can't really see it,

but it looks really beautiful.

You must be super happy.

Yeah, I am.

I'd love to see it.

I mean, if you're okay

with that.

I know we don't really know

each other and everything...

But what girl doesn't wanna

show off her engagement ring?

Right?

You're right.

Technically, you are the

first person to know.

It's supposed to be

your best friend, right?

Well, it was when I got engaged.

You were married?

Ugh, technically I still am.

What happened?

Can I see it?

What happened was,

I married the a**hole...

That gave you my wedding ring.

Think I got all night!

Come on, give it to me.

You shot my arm.

Give it to me!

Jesus!

You know, this is a

$500 jacket, man!

I'm still making payments on it.

Give it to me.

Come on, come on.

Agh!

What the f*** happened to you?

He ran around to the

front of the house.

Go cut him off.

Okay, cool.

Anyways, this guy... he's not

Clarence Duffield, just saying.

Look what I found.

I'm out.

You gotta be kidding me.

Hi, Patrick!

Hi-ya, Alex!

What happened here?

You know, Alex pointed out

something really interesting...

About the wedding ring.

Ah...

Now, why would we want

to let a little thing...

Like that bother us, hm?

You're an a**hole.

Yeah, but you

knew that, didn't you?

You proposed to me with your

ex-wife's wedding ring!

Technically, we're still

married.

Technically.

And we did kidnap her

tonight so, you know...

What do you expect?

KJ yo, pick up, dude.

Excuse me. Gotta take this.

Sorry, go again.

KJ yo, we ain't got no wheels.

If it ain't one thing

it's another, right?

Listen, girls, I would love

to just keep going around...

And around like this,

really hash it out.

No, this ends now!

We are going to figure out how

to make this all f***ing work...

And then we are gonna go

our separate ways.

So, we're through?

Yeah, we're through.

All right, but you ain't

getting' none of this score.

And I'm gonna

need that ring back.

Screw you, Patrick.

I'm running a little bit

low on time.

Hey, Clarence!

Where you at, white boy?

I'm gonna get you.

Aw, come on...

Don't you know ninjas

can see in the dark?

You almost got got, b*tch!

Yayuh!

Alex, come on!

Agh!

You threw a f***ing

gun at me, you b*tch!

Motherf***er!

Clarence!

Yo, quit being a little b*tch!

Patrick the police

will be here any minute.

If you're smart, you'll get out

while you still can.

Never!

Marco? Marco?

Hey!

Agh!

Yo, I'm gonna kill you, big man!

Agh! Clarence!

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