Getting Played

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# Fallin' for you #

# For the things that you do #

# Make me feel like

I'm one with the world #

# Fallin' for you #

# Boy, my heart will be true #

# Just as long as I'll be your girl... #

I am really feelin' this new do.

You know, I've never done bangs before.

They really compliment my face.

Don't you think?

Oh, no, no.

That's way too expensive.

#... one with the world #

# Fallin' for you #

# Boy, my heart will be true #

# Just as long as I'll be your girl... #

How about some lip, sweetie?

# Remember lying awake #

# Prayin' for a man like you #

# Wishin' my fantasies

could somehow one day come true #

# I wanted someone

who'd appreciate the things I do #

# I finally found my baby #

# And that is you #

# Fallin' for you, yeah... #

Mmmwah!

Workin' it! Ha ha ha!

# Fallin' for you #

# Boy, my heart will be true #

# Just as long as I'll be your girl #

# Fallin' for you #

# For the things that you do #

# Make me feel like

I'm one with the world #

# Fallin' for you #

# Boy, my heart will be true #

# Just as long as I'll be your girl... #

I look fabulous.

# I'm fallin' for you, babe #

# Boy, my heart will be true #

# Just as long as I'll be your girl #

# I'll be your baby girl #

# I'll be your baby #

# I'll be your baby #

# Make me feel like

I'm one with the world #

# I'm one with this world #

# Fallin' for you #

# Boy, my heart will be true... #

Show time.

#... just as long as

I'll be your girl #

# Mmm, do you even know #

# That I think about you constantly? #

# Baby, realize I'm all the woman #

# That you'll ever need #

# Let me show you #

# Just how cool

I think our thing could be #

# All I want is your good lovin', whoo #

# I'm fallin' for you #

# For the things that you do #

# Make me feel like

I'm one with the world... #

You never stop, do you?

Ooh.

Gotta look good for the clients.

I want you to save some energy for me...

for later.

Ha ha.

Oh, damn.

I totally forgot.

I gotta meet with Andrea later.

That b*tch.

Relax, baby. She's just a client.

It's only business.

She does not think of me that way.

She'd like to use your face

as an exercise bike.

You do want me to be successful,

don't you?

Sure.

Good. Listen...

tomorrow afternoon, after yoga.

- Yeah.

- OK.

- Ohh.

- Ooh.

Whoa.

That was fabulous.

Heh.

Now I know how you stay

in such good shape.

Oh, you're in great shape yourself.

Compliments of you.

Uh-huh. Darryl does a body good.

Yes, you do.

Now, look,

you know I'm in the gym today.

I'm gonna schedule you

for a real workout.

Heh. What do you think

that was?

Ha ha ha.

Ooh. Mmm.

You know, Darryl...

I used to walk in a room,

and all the men would look.

I was such a knockout. Ooh.

You still are.

Thank you.

I want to come over there

and bite that ass.

Heh. You better leave my ass alone.

I have a love scene tomorrow,

and I don't need it all chewed up.

Can't I just get a little nibble?

No.

Tell me something, Darryl.

Are you still doing Lauren?

I told you... she's just a client.

Yeah. She's a client, I'm a client...

we're all just clients. Heh.

You must think I'm incredibly stupid.

Andrea, we have been over this.

Whatever.

Now, back to me.

Now, I need you to be honest

with me, Darryl.

Am I losing it? Hmm?

Hell no!

Good.

You are impeccable.

- Heh heh heh.

- Superb!

Stupendous!

Mm-hmm.

You are all that and a bowl of chips.

I give you... four stars.

It's a bag of chips.

You make me sound like a restaurant.

Well...

Four stars.

Perhaps it's time I revisited

this particular restaurant.

I do believe I have a reservation.

Watch the hair.

Kitchen's closed.

How about the drive-thru?

Freeze.

I've got a gun,

and I know how to use it...

so put your hands up in the air

where I can see them.

I guess it's true what they say...

about returning

to the scene of the crime.

But did you really think...

you were gonna get away

with this twice?

Now, before I call the police...

let me get a look at you.

Turn around. Take off the hood.

Now, this is a surprise.

Now, what's that number again?

Oh, yeah. 9-1-1.

No, wait. Please don't make that call.

We're both adults here.

Can't we work something out?

Like what?

Nice.

Very nice.

Very nice indeed.

But just watch it with that gun.

Oh, I'm watching it, all right.

And that's not my gun.

Uhh!

Cut!

- Good? Ha ha ha!

- All right.

Good take, good take.

Ha ha. How was I?

You guys are great.

You guys are great.

All right, that's lunch.

This is lunch.

That's enough.

Where's my robe?

- So, Lydia...

- Mm-hmm?

What's the big news?

Just a little Paramount calling me,

and I've got the hook-up.

You've got my attention.

Well, I have got you a meeting

for a major role...

- Yes! Yes!

- Uh-huh...

In the film version of The Smurfs.

- The Smurfs?

- Mm-hmm. Mm-hmm.

Lydia, do I look like a smurf to you?

I told you that I wanted to stretch,

not shrink.

Girlfriend, we are talking

major bling-bling here.

How major?

Ba-ling and ba-ling! Ha ha ha!

You know, I always thought

those smurfs were real cute.

I could rock that hat, right? Pow!

Whoo! Boy...

Wouldn't mind the color blue, either.

You'd look great.

It's a good shade for me. Mm-hmm.

And on top of that, guess

who will be directing this little movie.

- Who?

- Oh, I don't know.

Maybe Mr. Spike Lee.

Spike Lee is gonna be directing

The Smurfs?

Oh, it is going to be off the chain.

OK, OK, all right. What else?

Oh, the network keeps calling.

They really want you in a series,

and they will not take no for an answer.

That last script was awful.

Oh, it was horrible.

It was wack. I know.

But this time,

they've got kind of a new concept.

What is it?

They would like for you to play

a recently divorced housewife.

Oh, come on. Two kids... that's it.

How old are the kids?

I'm not trying to look old.

- No!

- Honey, I'm Andrea.

- You are.

- Fabulous, young, fresh, mwah!

- You know what I'm sayin'?

- And it stays that way, OK?

So I'm sure I could get it down to,

what, kindergarten.

OK, well, what about the script?

Mm. It is da bomb.

Oh, it's gonna blow up.

- Really?

- Mm-hmm.

And if this thing

goes into syndication...

oh, you are going to be livin' chilly.

Mm-hmm.

Can I have another drink?

Uh, you better slow down

on the drinks, girlfriend.

That's a margarita, not a slurpee.

Oh, don't worry about me.

It's all gravy.

What is going on with you, though?

Come on, you can tell me.

Oh, look, I am not only your agent.

I am also your sista.

So come on, tell me. What is really,

really, really, really good with ya?

It's just strange that

we're having lunch at this hotel.

Something happened to me here

a few years ago.

- Ha ha.

- Well, what is it?

A few years ago,

I was seeing someone...

and I had this sneaking suspicion

that he was seeing someone else...

- Mm-hmm?

- I just couldn't prove it.

You don't call me like you used to...

- I'm working!

- You're working.

Look, baby, I promise you

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