Getting Played Page #9

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She made a big mistake.

You damn right.

Tanya, where you at, girl?

I thought you was goin' to the bathroom.

You left me here.

I don't have no money.

But you done left me for the last time.

What up, what up, what up, what up?

Oh, my boy. Baby, what is up?

You ain't gonna believe

what went down...

this here evenin'

in this restaurant. Oh!

Man, I done messed around

and fell up in a reality show.

I mean, lord, have mercy.

This woman,

finer than a government job!

Level from one to ten...

she's a f***in' fifteen!

Fifteen!

You should've seen them.

All of 'em was fine.

Baskin-Robbins...

he had all kinda flavors.

One was French vanilla,

one was vanilla...

and one was choc-a-lot!

Yeah, and they videotaped it, though...

so you're gonna have

to make love with your shirt on...

'cause, you know,

you got male breasts and stuff.

That kind of thing

might break you out, you know?

Yeah! Fine women.

I'm talkin' 'bout

got they own money...

face done, nails...

ain't like the women we mess with...

you know, got three fingers

and stuff like that.

It's hard makin' love

to a woman with three fingers.

They rub on your back,

you start squirmin' and stuff.

Oh, lord! Yeah!

You got to get down here.

Man, I'm not lyin'.

Better than the midgets you ever had.

Leave the toys at home, man.

You're goin' to hell in a limo.

You need to get your mind right.

Do you know I am the man?

Hey, baby. I'm glad I caught you.

Before you say anything,

look, I mean it this time...

I know I ain't made love

past the commercial...

but you talkin' to a new man now, baby.

And I'm gonna give it to you

like you never had it before.

Forget viagra. I had diagna.

That mean I've been denied.

I'm telling you, I'm having an epiphany

about me and you right now.

Well, who is this?

I don't know no Laquisha.

Well, I'd like to know you.

I mean, the offer stands for you, too.

I mean, if you come pick me up.

Cut. Ha ha! I'm sorry.

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