Getting Schooled
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- 2017
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Well hello, little lady.
Lemme guess.
Detention, right?
Yeah. Totally bogus.
Um...
I've-I've gotta pee
really bad.
Kids today.
I used to love detention.
Pick up chicks.
Some of them had to pee also.
Someone stayed up too late
watching MTV.
I got places to be.
Not.
Like where?
Take a bath?
Hold that, Princess.
Stop it, stop it, stop it!
Ouch! Gag me!
Oh, my god.
Who's that, y'all?
Who are you?
Call me Mr. Roker, tough guy.
Everybody sit.
Boy, girl, boy, girl.
And girl.
Close the door.
Mike swank?
Yeah?
Just say "here", meathead.
Here.
Hillary Miller.
As if!
Here.
Rusty Boone?
Yo.
- Shelly Hinson.
- Here, sir.
Julie Moore.
Aren't we a fine looking bunch?
From the looks of you, I imagine
you already know the rules.
No talking,
keep to yourselves,
and no one, and I mean no one,
leaves this room
without my permission.
I can do this
standing on my head, man.
Don't make me
have you prove it, son.
You ladies enjoy...
and I'll be back in a bit
to check on you.
How's it going, Princess?
Ugh, gross me out!
Why don't you just
leave her alone?
Mm-hmm.
That's what I thought.
Because you don't mess
with the bionic man.
Loser.
Retard.
Dork.
Homo.
Ooh.
Bet she'd do me if I put her
in the school play.
What's this world comin' to?
So what's your story, Princess?
Story?
Yeah... like, your story.
why are you here?
I'll tell you mine
if everyone else tells theirs.
Come on.
What's your damage?
Maybe I don't like handing out
my dirty laundry to strangers.
Aw, come on,
we're all friends
here in detention.
Yeah, just like
a championship team.
Come on,
as if it's that personal.
Get real.
Okay.
You go first.
Okay, so, me
and my gal pal Brittany
were, like, totally
going to Blaze out of class
and stand in line
for R.E.O. Speedwagon tickets...
Flamers!
Uh, r.E.O. Is totally proper!
Anyway...
We got busted by that science
guy pulling out of the lot.
Totally lame-o.
Can you relate?
I can relate to what boner
smokers those guys are.
R.E.O. Homowagon.
What about you, four-eyes?
My name is Shelly.
- Ooh.
- Okay.
Let's just say
I had a little run-in
with someone who was...
Touching my property.
Property?
Like, they touched you
where you pee?
Sorry.
Don't have a heart attack.
Will you just let her talk?
What was it?
My Rubik's cube.
Whoa! Those are so...
zeeked.
Huh?
Bunk?
Ill? Mung?
Uncool.
Not more uncool
than R.E.O. Whateverwagon.
Wait.
So you raged on some scumbag
for touching your blocks?
It's Hillary, right?
Mm-hmm.
Go shut the door.
Ugh!
Where'd you go?
Get your tires rotated?
Stupid.
So you're
a real go-getter, huh?
You gonna roll me
over to the office, Mr. Roboto?
No...
but I am gonna roll
all over you.
Shut up, Geekette!
Don't you people
on a Saturday morning
than sit here with a cripple?
Don't you have friends?
The freak doesn't.
Meet the only friend
I need, Jocko.
Bring me the knife, Mr. Boone.
Why don't you come over here
and get it?
Ugh.
I hope you brought a spare tire.
Seeing that you all have
an obvious learning disability,
I'll write the rules
on the board.
Oh!
It hit him right in the face!
Yes!
Dumbass.
- Oh, my god.
- Mister?
Mr. Roker, are you okay?
Mister?
Oh, sh*t.
Is he breathing?
Mr. Roker?
Sh*t.
I think I hear him breathing.
It's actually
more of a wheeze than...
Sh*t!
- Sh...
- You tried to kill me!
You gook bastards!
No!
Let him go! No!
Killer!
Damnit, I'm not touching him!
Rusty!
Let him go!
She just hit him!
Thanks a lot, Bimbette.
I don't wanna touch you, dweeb!
We got trouble.
He's got trouble for sure.
You think they're
gonna believe us,
or a teacher in a wheelchair?
They?
What do you mean by they?
Police. Parents. Society?
We just assaulted a teacher
as far as they're concerned.
He said we tried to kill him.
No, you assaulted the teacher.
You tried to kill him!
And we watched, a**hole!
It's called being
an ass-cessory, joystick.
I'm not gonna get busted
for this.
This is hellacious.
My dad... will kill me for real
if this messes with me
starting the next game.
Don't have a cow.
Let's tie him up.
What?
What? We can talk to him
when he catches snap.
Uh...
He tried to friggin' kill me.
It's a fantastic idea.
Where are we gonna
get rope from?
Fine, okay...
Yeah.
They're boys,
they can do the rope stuff.
I don't... it's not...
I'm just the idea person.
Well, I was a girl scout.
Let's go Jocko, get some rope.
So...
What do we do now?
Reason with him.
Did you hear that major
crazy sh*t he was talking?
Man, we're all in more trouble
than I wanna even think about.
Hell, I'm not even
supposed to be here.
I'm the good kid.
I ought to be home
working on my science project.
Uh, just say no.
I should be out
buying my prom dress.
Instead I'm stuck here
with you posers.
Can it, miss America.
Everybody had something better
to do today.
on the field.
What would you be doing?
Crimes.
What was he yelling about,
anyway?
Probably gibberish.
I think part of it
was Vietnamese.
How the hell would you know?
Uh, whatever.
What's he doing
in that wheelchair anyway?
Ladies! Come on!
We need to figure out
what to do before he wakes up.
Uh... too late.
Uh... hi.
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to.
It's just that...
Do you remember what happened?
Shelly's gonna take a look
at you.
I don't want to.
Do it...
or I'll call the police myself.
Okay, don't have a cow.
Just give me two seconds.
What the hell are you doing?
Hey!
Hey!
Just go!
Shelly!
I'm gathering my chi.
If I watch this
am I gonna be a flamer?
Yeah.
F***in' do it already!
- Okay.
- Come on! Do it!
It's a little bruised.
Gag me.
Do you wanna do it?
Are you okay?
Be careful.
Further back.
Oh, barf me out!
What is wrong with you?!
Gross!
You're a dick, man!
- He bit me!
- You're in time out, speed racer.
Get the door. Move!
Come on!
It's like shark teeth.
God, you're heavy.
Shut up!
Stupid kids.
Ah, ouch.
It hurts.
Okay.
So now we add taking a hostage
to the list of offenses.
Oh, it's "we" now?
Yes, we.
We...
Let's just figure this out!
I've been thinking about this.
Oh, here we go.
The men are talking.
We need to make sure
no one gets in here
until we figure this sh*t out.
We need to call the police.
We are totally innocent.
comes to his senses.
What's your big idea, then?
We gotta lock down the school.
Lock it down?
No one can see him.
He's in the closet.
and he starts shouting?
What then, huh?
I can't believe this, but...
I agree with a kid
Any volunteers?
- Mm-mm.
- All right. Jocko, I guess we...
Uh... I'll take Julie with me.
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