Getting Schooled Page #2

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You just watch that door.

Fine.

Hey, why don't you come up here

with me?

I think he's gone insane.

What are we gonna do?

Follow the plan.

Lock it down.

Every door and window?

That's impossible.

Nothing's impossible.

Man, you are a mess.

You're so pretty.

You think they know?

They would never...

I love you.

I love you too.

Aw, young love.

Kinda takes me back to my youth.

'Scuse me.

You guys have a hall pass?

- We really have to go...

- Yeah, we gotta go.

Look, we just gotta go.

That's all.

Kids of today.

You just wonder what's

going through their minds.

You know...

Probably sex...

more sex...

sex again...

Did I say sex?

That's included:
Sex.

We can't let them catch on.

Yeah, they'll rag us to death,

but...

I don't really care

what anyone thinks.

I do.

You can't be seen

with an outcast like me.

What if your dad...

You two look like

you've been boinking.

Ugh! Grotesque!

Ha ha!

Nobody's getting in here today.

This place is locked down

like my offensive line.

Boo bam!

- Ta-da!

Mr Roker's wallet, anyone?

Look what we have here.

Mr. Roker's rsum.

Mm...

Couple of private

security contract jobs.

Hm. No teaching jobs.

F***ing queer!

Veteran card.

Couple of tours in Vietnam

I'll bet.

That's where the gibberish

came from.

Gnarly.

Know what that card is?

He was in black ops!

What does that mean?

Oh, Jesus Christ.

That means he's a bad, bad man.

I wanna call my parents.

What if we just tell him

what we know?

- Read it to him, outcast.

- What? Why me?

I think the sound

of a woman's voice

might rush the blood

from his head to his...

What?

Uh, Mr. Roker,

we know you were in

the, um, black ops.

You were also in Vietnam.

Do you remember?

Mr. Roker,

do you remember this?

You think he's dead?

There's only one way

to find out.

We gotta open that door.

Hey, hey, hang on a second!

If he comes after us, man,

I'm totally gonna sack him.

F***in' a.

Come on.

Watch out, Princess.

Ready?

- Yeah, yeah.

One...

- Sorry.

- One...

two...

three!

Sh*t.

- Where's the beef?

- - Oh, my god, guys.

What's wrong?

What's it say?

How did he climb up

and into the ceiling?

- What's it say?

- - What's it say?

"Game on. You die."

Oh, my god.

Is, uh...

everything okay, there,

mister, uh...

- Roker.

- Roker.

Um...

I'm, uh...

watching detention.

I-I don't feel so well.

What's the matter, buddy?

I'm not sure. I know...

I threw up...

I... wonder if I could

borrow a mop.

I got plenty of mops here,

but...

it's my job to clean up.

I can see you're eating.

Hey, I...

I won't tell.

Very considerate of you.

Don't wanna take your job...

but I will take your life!

Little bubbly?

Huh? Huh?

Drink it down.

There you go!

I wanna go home!

The pigs are gonna be

all over me for this,

and I ain't going down alone!

I guess the mall maggot is

going to sit there and bawl?

Why don't you just

leave her alone?

I'm tired of you

opening your mouth...

- nobody was talking to you, outcast.

- I'm talking to you.

I'm not an outcast!

- Why don't you turn your head...

- I'm not gonna turn around. - ...And

cut yourself a little bit, huh?

It's none of your concern,

so shut up!

Oh, you don't talk all year and now you

are gonna turn around and b*tch at me?

I'm gonna b*tch at you

all I want!

Let's not be afraid.

Fear is the mind killer.

Fear is the little-death

that brings total obliteration.

Just let her go with it, man.

And when it has gone past,

I will turn the inner eye

to see its path.

Where the fear has gone...

There will be nothing.

Only I will remain!

Wow. Righteous speech.

I knew reading "dune" would

come in handy at some point.

Is that blood on your head?

I don't think

I can take it anymore.

Take what anymore?

War, you gook!

You and your kind followed us

for three days in the bush

while we were trying to find

the rest of our company.

Listen!

You are going to listen.

We found evidence of 'em.

Our provisions were running low.

Some of the men turned to...

You know what I mean!

You commanded your...

little yellow bastards

to kill them, and...

It all started

when we ran across this...

this little village...

that had been napalmed

hours before.

For miles it was all

anyone could talk about.

That smell...

It was enough to drive

some of the...

weaker mean insane.

One of my men...

rushed up...

To a smoldering body...

didn't hesitate for a second...

After that it was a frenzy.

I'm not finished...

general.

When we got back to base...

some of the men were arrested.

They were found

cooking human flesh.

Oh, I don't have to tell you...

taste.

It was in 'em...

It was in 'em, all right.

Like their conscience laid bare.

I have walked through the valley

of the shadow of death!

And it smelled...

delicious!

You're gonna tell me

where my men are, general...

now.

Let's hunt

that mental f*** down.

Yes! Yes!

He wants blood?

Let's give it to him, man.

F*** yes!

Attention, students.

All of you little brats

are gonna pay.

I'll be wearing your ears

as a necklace

before the final bell.

That is all.

Let's get out of here!

Come on, come on, guys.

No fake.

We have to go...

- hey, hey, hey!

Chill out.

All right?

We just gotta make sure lieutenant

lunatic doesn't get in here.

We have to find something

to block the doors.

Duh!

Let's go!

Get the cabinet!

Forget the cabinet!

Move the trash can!

That's never gonna hold, moron!

Shut up!

That has wheels, a**hole!

- Hit me again.

- Get the goddamn...

Hit me again, bro!

Come on! Come on!

Come on! Come on! Come on!

Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!

How's that?

Mega-touchdown!

Just what we needed he-man!

Ow... ow...

Just kidding! You suck!

How are we supposed to get out?

As long as he can't get in,

I don't give a sh*t

about getting out.

I am not your b.F.F.

Ah!

I can get it for you.

I can get you all the money

that you need.

I don't care

about those little brats.

Just let me go.

Let me go!

Promises, promises!

Hey!

Could use a smoke.

Hey, you can't smoke that

in here.

You have to go

to the smoking area.

Get real.

I think that is the least

of our problems.

You smoke d*cks, I smoke cigs.

Ha!

You want one?

I want to get out of here.

You've made that

abundantly clear.

Ooh, abundantly, huh?

I could be like you...

if I wanted to.

Yeah, right.

What's your score on your sats?

A lot.

I bet mine was higher.

Bet you were just high

when you took it.

- He was. I was there.

- Come on. Humor me.

That's pretty good.

Yes? So?

Why don't you humor us?

Bullshit!

Bullshit, and I'm calling

you out right now.

Whatever.

Ah!

What are we betting?

What? Nothing.

How 'bout the Princess

let's me French her?

And if I win, you have to apologize

to all of us for being rude!

Yes!

If you scored a 1500 on the sat,

I'll let you bag me.

No way! No way!

Let me see that sh*t!

F***in' a, dude!

Are you serious?

You want some gum, Princess?

Damn!

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