Gintama

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The Land of Samurai

It has been quite a while since our country has been called that.

20 years ago, in Edos peace time,

aliens from outer space came here suddenly.

We call them "Amanto"

Amanto have transformed Edo city one-by-one.

The shogunate gave in to Amanto

and gradually became their puppets.

Once ago, the Amanto tried to exterminate everything in the Joui War.

There, many of the famous 'Jouishishi' showed up.

Jouishishi = Samurai who participated in the Joui War

There were many sacrificed and defeated.

And because of that, the Amanto afraid of

the reappearances of samurai,

promulgated the Sword Prohibition order,

leading to a decline in the samurais way.

I told you, its wrong!

Even chimpanzee and amoeba are better than you

in operating the cash register.

lm sorry. lm really not that good at anything but sword fighting -

Fool

In the present Edo, sword fighting is useless.

Not to mention samurai, theyre just sh*t,

SH*T!

Without a sword nor status,

samurai has thrown away all of their dignity

Oi Old Man, forget about the cash register and bring me milk.

Yes, gladly!

Oi ora, hurry up and bring milk to Satoru-sama.

Yes.

Oi oi, this lad cant use the cash register and serve customer?

lm really sorry!

My precious clothes are now stained with milk.

Clothes and rags that are stained with milk

will stink, you know.

lm sorry. lm sorry.

Dont wipe my clothes with that dirty rag!

Apologize! Just apologize for now!

It is not just the samurai

the people that live in this country must be all -

oi!

Who the f*** are you?

Lake Toya

What have you done? You are violating

the Sword Prohibition order!

this is just a wooden sword,

Nyaa nyaa nyaa, so noisy.

Are you guys in heat?

Look at this

because your nyaan nyaan are so noisy,

my chocolate parfait...

fell to the ground!

A**hole, dont you know who we are -

You know what..

my doctor said that I eat too many sweets,

so I can only have one of those a week.

This guy was far too rowdy to be called a samurai

but in his eyes is far too dignified

to be called a common thug.

Owner!

About your parfait

It tasted good.

But there were too much of corn flake that I have keep on

chewing and chewing, chewing, chewing.

Please increase the ratio

of cream and ice cream

Megane = Glasses/Four-eyes.

Megane-kun.

Good luck!

This man, Sakata Gintoki,

Shiroyasha = White Demon

once known as Shiroyasha,

in the Joui War,

was feared by the Amanto

Amanto has occupied this city

In this Edo city, alone

Like a stray dog.

Tonight

Sometimes I bares my fang,

fighting with passion.

OOOOOOOOOOIIIIIIIII!

What is with this opening VTR?

Why does it only feature you?

Because lm the main character

and I look cool.

No, no. the quality is really bad.

The low quality is low

because its karaoke video-aru.

That's because I created it

with my pc at home~~

Dont use your low quality video

made at home on the big screen!

And how many times your name

must be shown until you are satisfied?

Its because lm the main character.

The last one was hard to read-aru.

The last one is in Arabic, the first one was Hangul.

I didn't ask you to explain.

Enough with the explanation. The singing was

so bad, I bet you sang it by yourself.

Whos bad at singing, f***er?

The first scene at the restaurant

was totally unnecessary-aru.

Kagura-chan, there are viewers

that are not familiar with the original content.

Thats right, Kagura. The original fans are picky,

But we should not forget about the common viewers.

That's right.

So, let me introduce you.

After our meeting at the restaurant

I went to Gin-san to be his

assistant in the Yorozuya

My name is Shimura Shinpachi

I used to open a dojo in sword fighting,

but due the lack of students, it has to closed

and it really is troubling~~~

You dont have to tell me.

I'm the heroine of Gintama.

Kagura-chan!

~~Kagura~!

Dont say it ~lazily~ like that!

Kagura-chan is actually from

a Yato Clan, an Amanto.

She is a powerful fighter and an alien.

But lm also kawaii-aru!

Because of a certain circumstance,

were now working at Yorozuya.

Here is once-a-year miracle photo

of a cute Kagura-chan.

Ohh! I've seen that somewhere!

~~Kagura~~

I already told you not to say it

~lazily~ like that.

So, to the first and last

Gintama Live-Action movie,

to those who dares to leave during the movie is playing,

we wont give you the x tickets, right?

Dont tell about those stuff.

So!

Countdown starts!

This will definitely irritate TBS-aru.

Let's go hunt Kabuto beetle!

Sugar Content

Strawberry

milk

Let's go Kabuto beetle hunt!

Everyone catches beetles

during their childhood.

I want a new Kabuto beetle-aru

My McCartney the 28th, loss

and stolen at noon-aru.

So, with that in mind

I propose a Kabuto hunting. How about it?

How about it? Just hunt by yourself.

BAKA MEGANE!

My megane are flying!

Hai, hai, youre so noisy.

This time lm going to catch a giant Kabuto

And defeat those bastards-aru.

By the way, Kagura-chan, your McCartney the 28th,

is not a Kabuto beetle,

its actually a dung beetle.

JUST SHUT UP!

It's flying again.

Today, were going to interview the adult

who found the rare Kabuto beetle, Sakamoto-san.

Look here, Kagura-san.

We are already grown up.

We cant hunt the Kabuto beetle

with a pure heart anymore.

Then, reclaimed back those pure heart.

A man with a young heart

is popular, you know.

its okay if lm not popular.

This Kabuto-beetle, was found in the forest yesterday.

Maybe, its worth as much as a brand new car.

Eeeeehhhh, this Kabuto is that expensive?

Ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne, ne,

please help me-aru,

I didnt think there was a treasure in the forest nearby.

lm very lucky. Its like a diamond in a forest.

Kabuto! Kabuto! Kabuto! Kabuto! Kabuto! Kabuto!

Kagura-chan, you should just stop being so persistent -

ITS KABUTO BEETLE HUNTING TIME!

EEEEHHHHHHHHHHH?!

Oi, you two.

Were going to grab and grab those beetles

and sell it, sell it with a good price!

ummm, I just want a replacement

for my McCartney the 28th.

You guys.

Dont think you can go back

until we got a giant Kabuto beetle!

This is strictly business,

BUSINESS!

Kagura-chan, it seems that Gin-san's eyes are clouded with money.

Anyway, it's good to catch a Kabuto.

All right-aru

But the forest is magical.

You will never know what will happen.

Be careful.

I didn't think it would

be so hard to find-aru

Isnt there an easy way to catch it-aru?

Just covered your whole body with honey

and you will catch some in no time.

Are you stupid? Someone like that

is going to attract only perverts.

Commander of Shinsengumi

Kondou

Isao

A stalker of Shinpachis sister

Nicknamed

GORILLA:

What is that?

What are you doing, Gorilla-san?

As you can see, lm a tree.

Its futile to talk to me.

As I can see, you are not a tree,

so lm talking to you.

Youre wearing too much honey-aru.

As the Edos Police, the chief of Shinsengumi,

are you fine doing something like this?

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