Gintama Page #2

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The tree is not talking-aru.

Kondou-san, youre beautiful~!

It feels disgusting, so lll pretend

that I never saw any of this.

Kondou-san, youre beautiful~!

We saw something strange right of the bat.

I thought that was a fairy at first,

that is a tree sap fairy.

Hes a gorilla-aru.

Then, it must be a gorilla fairy.

that's how it protects all the gorillas

Protecting gorilla, what is that supposed to mean?

AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH?!

Demonic Vice-Commander

Hijikata

Toushirou

Life is not perfect without mayonnaise

Do Kabuto even like mayonnaise-aru?

Why are you forcing your favorite food

on the Kabuto beetles?

At first glance, I thought

hes going to lick it himself

Its really disgusting-aru.

lll pretend that I never saw any of this.

My eyes feels like deteriorating-aru.

However, what is with this forest?

It could be a nicotine poisoning-aru.

That's a nicotine monster.

Yokai-nikochinko

HUHH?!

There it is!

It is big! It is so big!

Kagura! Go!

Leave it to me-aru

CHESSSTTTOOOO!

It is invincible-aru. lll be invincible in Kabuto match-aru!

Oi, oi. Its big enough to even buy a house.

Leave me alone, boss.

Okita-san!

Shinsengumi's 1st Division Captain

Okita

Sougo

What are you doing?

Isnt it obvious?

No, the only thing thats obvious

is that youre an idiot.

Pull me up, please.

I cant stand on my own.

So lame.

Jeez

My plan to camouflage myself as one of its comrades to make contact with the have gone up in flames.

Oi, you guys!

What are you doing in this forest?

That's our line

If youre doing anything suspicious,

lll arrest you!

You are 500 million times more suspicious

What are you doing, all of you?

I dont need to explain to you lot.

Were hunting Kabuto-beetle.

You just said it.

We will not tell you anymore.

The shoguns pet,

Rurimaru has escaped.

He just said it all.

We WILL not tell you anymore.

Rurimaru is shining with -

KONDOU-SAN! No more!

What a bunch of thrash!

The robber who collect taxes

are hunting Kabuto in broad daylight.

It just flew over, right?

If you catch the shoguns pet,

how much the reward will be, oi?

You fiend with your fiendish plan!

After it!

Not on my watch!

If the shoguns pet is taken by the common people,

itll be the end of Shinsengumi!

Dont let it escape no matter what!

Shimura

Tae

Shinpachi's Older sister

Otae-saaaaaaan!

Kondou-san! That is not the way!

What do you want?

My farts shine as a golden honey!

Look at my butt, please!

Dont get ahead of.

Yourself!

Otaaaaaeeeeee-saaaaaaaaaan!

Elizabeth, a samurai

must not be blinded by money.

Katsura

Kotarou

A friend of Gintoki

The leader of a moderate Joui Faction

Diet emphasizes simplicity...

Elizabeth

mysterious alien creature, Katsura's pet?

Zura, move!

It's not Zura! It's Katsura!

Are you being followed, Gintoki?

Let me lend a hand.

Bastard! Die!

Katsura!

Don't worry, I used the back of the sword

Oh, didnt expect to meet you here.

Leader of a Joui Faction,

Katsura Kotarou-dono.

Elizabeth, book it,

I can't spare you every time.

Don't run!

Trash like you arent allowed

to touch the shoguns pet.

So fast! Gin-sans greed is increasing his speed six fold!

Twice as fast-aru?

Not on my watch!

ALRIGHT, COME ON!

No way...

Why do I have to be taken for questioning?

Stupid feds.

But, having a beetle as pet is a disgusting hobby.

Gintoki is referencing the similar design of Elizabeth and the character from Obake no Q-Tarou

Its not Q-Tarou, its Elizabeth!

Anyway, there's nothing to worry about now.

Sorry to have make you worried.

As a comrade, seeing you go all out

with the Shinsengumi, of course made me worried.

Its not like we have done anything

to be hunted by them.

Speaking of the beetles...

we used to catch some long ago.

Shoka Sonjuku

You all will meet all kinds of difficulties

and challenges in your future,

It's up to you to decide what to do.

Its just...

I want you to remember one thing

Do you want to back to that time, Gintoki?

No, not at all.

Yoshida Shoyo

A Bakufu heretical, violating the shogunate and the Amantos Code.

As an insurrection,

punishable by imprisonment.

Also

Even if I go back, it's just sad.

Is it Bakufu or the time is in the wrong?

Look, Katsura! Go around.

Takasugi! Are you fine alone?

Leave it to me

Do not die!

We all have a reason to live.

You're the Shiroyasha!

For what reason

do you all gamble your own life?

Isn't it obvious?

To retrieve back our sensei.

From now on, please dont do anything rash.

Anymore it will create more trouble

for Shinpachi-kun and Kagura-chan.

But, Kagura said she wants to hunt Kabuto~~~~

And also, youre picking your nose too much.

It always come out~

Dont flick it and

Don't wipe it!

Alright, alright~~

Thanks for the advice, by the way.

A samurai who want to test his new katana's effectiveness

by attacking a human opponent

Because Zura, from behind you look like a girl.

It's not Zura, it's Katsura!

And, lm not the one who will be done in by the tsujigiri.

Alright, alright~~

See you next time~~~

Excuse me

Katsura Kotarou-dono, I presume?

You're mistaken.

There is no need to worry, I'm not a Bakufu's dog or anything.

Yet you're still a dog, and

one who thirsts for blood.

I heard there were random

tsujugiri around here.

I advise you to choose the target you want to bite.

Unfortunately...

My partner and I crave the blood

of a skilled swordsman like yourself.

Won't you humor..

...me for a bit?

You-! That katana!

My, my. Is this the best you can do?

Next one is a recent tsujigiri

that was rumored

It appeared last night in Edo,

- standby on the scene, Ketsuno Ana?

A played on the word Ketsu no Ana.

Literally means A**hole

In the scene, Ketsuno Ana?

Yes, It's Ketsuno

on the scene

Please address yourself as Ketsuno Ana.

Yes, I'm Ketsuno Ana, on the scene.

The presumption of murder

occurred last night in Edo.

based on the victim's injury.

The killer is a tsujigiri who's

been spotted in the alley lately.

Ketsuno Ana, have you identified

the identity of the victim?

Not yet. It is still not confirmed yet...

Please don't forget to introduce yourself!

Yes, I'm Ketsuno Ana.

The identity of the victim

has not yet been confirmed.

How many people including this time?

All of the victims was ronin

With this, I can't go play outside tonight

Q- Taro, what do you want?

You're always silent.

You're wrong Gin-chan, it's Elizabeth.

It's strange.. in manga and anime and

whatnot

but in live-action it's a man inside it, right?

Hey, you can't deny it is a costume.

The live-action version has

become a scary type-aru.

Here, a cup of coffee.

There is no reaction.

What should we do?

Has the person inside

faint because it is so hot-aru.

You can't talk about the person inside.

It's really is Obake-Q, right?

It feels like it can eat 50 bowls of rice.

It's totally scared of dogs.

Maybe...

The real version starred is a ghost

and started it?

Well, that's bad!

It's more fun than that!

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