Girl, Boy, Bakla, Tomboy Page #6

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to get back together?

Ma, are you from Hope Foundation?

No.

Because you're getting your hopes up.

You're hoping to get back together

to get hurt again.

So pessimistic.

Why can't you just

let them be happy?

Can't you see?

They're like spoon and fork...

bread and butter, soy sauce and vinegar,

they fit together!

What?

Like the two of us, we're a pair.

You, who's your pair? Harry, right?

It's your relationship with Harry

that you should be minding.

That's what I'm afraid of.

I have a feeling that

Blondie has a plan.

She will do everything

to get Harry from me!

Don't think about those things.

We can be one happy family again

if they get back together. Right?

Try this.

How is it?

Delicious! In fairness.

Looking good!

You too, bro.

Sorry, bro.

I forgot you're fresh from surgery.

Sorry, sorry.

What did you do?

Sorry, bro.

Jesus Christ!

You know I just came from surgery

and that I'm still recovering.

If my liver gets damaged again,

I don't know who else can donate.

Don't worry. We can ask Reno.

Who's Reno?

Liver spread.

Why did you come here?

Dad's not here.

I didn't come here for Dad.

I wanted to talk to you.

What seems to be the problem?

It's about our sibling who has

out-of-this-world b*obs.

You mean Girlie?

No, I was talking about me.

Who else has b*obs among

the four of us but Girlie?

So what's this?

Hey! Those aren't b*obs.

I'm sleep-deprived. Those are eyebags.

So what about Girlie?

Please talk to her.

Tell her to stop flirting with Harry.

Mark will surely get mad.

Okay, I will try my best.

But I cannot promise I can persuade her.

I mean, she's really hard-headed

and hard-chested. She never listens.

I just don't want our family

to be broken again.

I don't want the four of us fighting.

I want the four of us

together in peace. Happy.

I feel you, bro.

Ouch!

You're such a Joker.

You're such a Batman.

Batman, Joker.

Is it okay for you

to stay here beside me?

I think something wrong's gonna happen.

If you don't stop flirting,

I'll make sure that happens.

I'm afraid!

I'll just be here.

Blondie. Here's your order

of crispy pork drenched in vinegar.

50"!!-

Excuse me.

You're such a slut!

She tripped me.

Sorry, my leg won't even touch you.

I smell like vinegar.

I'm sorry.

Go upstairs and take a bath.

Oh my gosh!

Hey.

Sorry.

I opened the wrong door.

What are you doing here?

I'm looking for the toilet.

Toilet? There's one downstairs.

Down there?

Sorry, if I can't go with you.

Somebody might see us

and I might get fired.

I will call somebody. Wait here.

No.

Just kiss me.

So I'd be brave enough

to go to the toilet... alone.

You shameless people! How crass!

Your hair might be white but

there's nothing darker than your heart!

Boyfriend stealer!

Excuse me?

Boyfriend?

You two are not even together!

Harry! Tell him you're not a couple.

Come on, tell him!

Tell him that you're not

in a relationship.

Tell him!

I'm not a "him", I'm a "her"!

No. You're a "him"!

Vguhs a 'him n!

You pee in the men's room

while I go to the ladies'.

And when I pee, I do it sitting down,

while you do it standing.

If I sit down then

my thing will get wet!

'(Wm a uh' mu'

Yes! My fist is a "him"...

and if I punch your face,

let's see if you can still get up.

Push it!

Oh push it?

Wait!

Our daughter is so good!

- Just like me. You're really good!

- Good job!

You're so good.

Ma. Where's Blondie?

She went with that man

whose shirt was spilled with vinegar.

Where's Mark?

I think he followed them.

Big trouble!

Peter, let's follow them.

If that's a problem,

then we should go with you.

No Ma, you stay here.

We'll take care of this.

Someone will sing "I Am What I Am",

"Rico Mambo" and "Shake Body Body Dancer".

I'll take care of this.

Hey, that's enough!

Enough! Stop fighting!

Stop it!

That's enough!

It's that fag snatcher's fault!

You snatched everything away from us!

Get out of here!

Go back to America

and don't ever come back!

Fag! Fag! Fag! Fag!

Didn't I tell you

to stop doing this to Mark?

And why would I listen to you?

Excuse me, I'm the eldest here.

How come?

I'm first in the title of this movie fi

"Girl, Boy, Gay, Lesbian"

So I'm the youngest?

Is your Brother Mark home?

Ma.

Yes Ma. He's been crying in his room.

So I went out.

I'm afraid I might

get drowned in his tears.

Go and sleep in his room.

Just get a floater so you

won't drown in his tears, okay?

Good night, Ma.

Pia...

I think we have to do something

to reconcile our two girls.

It's hard to talk to Mark

when he's angry.

I'll take care of this.

I'll set them up.

We'll bring them to a nice place.

I thought you're also a standee.

Don't start it.

I'm really pissed right now.

Sorry.

Wait, why are you pissed?

Nothing. I just don't like

the color of those balloons.

Oh, okay.

Gotcha!

In fairness to the timing of this

vacation, it's also our birthday.

This would've been happier

if we were complete.

But we're complete. Me, you, mother.

Are we just triplets now?

That's what I'm saying.

Don't be like that.

Just be happy. Okay?

Let's all be positive! Happy!

Oh!

There they are!

There they are! Come on!

- Pia... Pia...

- Hello.

Your children.

- Son.

- Hello.

Hello, Girlie.

I knew it. This is a trap.

But if you think we're going to make up

because it's our birthday...

you got H all wrong.

My daughter, you've been fighting

for so long already.

Can't you just make up?

I just want to go home.

This is nice.

Can I check it out?

Sure.

Nice. I think this suits me.

That is really nice.

Actually, I'm wearing one right now.

And it suits me well.

I don't know if I can say

the same for you.

These lenses are really impressive.

It's clear, but when exposed

to the sun, they get dark.

Just like the heart of my twin.

That's really impressive.

Just like your armpits.

Even without sunlight,

they're already dark.

I'll try this later.

I'll just get a scrub.

My son, I hope you can forgive

your sister Girlie.

Why isn't she the one asking

for my forgiveness?

Forgive her, bro.

Don't fuss over a guy.

You speak as if

there is a surplus of hot guys.

If they're so many,

why did you have to be one?

Bro, the thing is you love

with all your heart.

You think your heart is bigger

than Girlie's chest.

That's why you feel so heavy inside.

My son, I know you understand better.

And I know you'll be

a good example to her.

So this is how it feels to be

embraced by your father.

How I wish I felt this during

those times I needed you.

When was that?

That summer when

I had to be circumcised.

I was so afraid.

I'm the only one without a father.

What happened?

I backed out.

I just asked Panying to go.

Son... Do you still want

to push through with it?

No!

I can see it from here.

Son, your father just told me

that you had a fight with Girlie.

That's true, Ma.

It's because of Girlie.

She has no conscience.

After what Mark has done for me?

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